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what would you do /biz/?

>> No.14880976

brap uncontrollably

>> No.14880978

>>14880959
Realistcly?
Notting

In my bullish Power fantasies I would have SEX with them

>> No.14880980

>>14880959
Fuck the asian, ask kindly the others to leave the room

>> No.14880982

>>14880959
the room would fill with spaghetti too fast to do anything but be crushed under it

>> No.14880993

Make quadruplets

>> No.14880994

>>14880959
Rubs my hands together and say
“Ladiessss, time to get the farts out”

>> No.14880995

>y-you too

>> No.14881035
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>>14880959
Bind them up and perform sexual torture I guess

>> No.14881046

>>14880980
This

>> No.14881084

Tell them about crytocurrencies and the advantages of decentralization

>> No.14881093

>>14880959
LUXXXX

>> No.14881111

>>14880959
I WANT TO BREED Shelby and eat her ass

>> No.14881119

Put a piece of cardboard under the table's leg due to compulsion and find a way to escape the sound of their conversations.

>> No.14881122

Luxx is a coalburner and coal is a dead industry. How is this supposed to make make money?

>> No.14881126

>>14880959
>unzips beans
whose first

>> No.14881137
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>>14880959
sit on a corner and avoid eye contact

>> No.14881141

>>14880959
Eat 4 Sandwiches on a single attempt.

>> No.14881142

>>14881122
no shes not. u foole

>> No.14881144

>>14880980
>Leave the Room
You Dense motherfucker

>> No.14881150

Ask them to log in and educate themselves on these shitcoins...

https://coinbase.com
/earn/eos
/invite/8b3jmgd4

https://coinbase.com
/earn/xlm
/invite/j61sgfxw

>> No.14881152

>>14880959
Half of them are fuckin disgusting porkers...

>> No.14881158

>>14881111
Checkd

>> No.14881161
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>>14880959
Shill them LINK

>> No.14881171

>>14880959
I’d rape and brutalize them

>> No.14881176

start vibrating at a high frequency

>> No.14881177

>>14880959
I would manspread

>> No.14881179

>>14881142
I must be thinking of a different blonde twitch thot with a similar name, my apologies.

>> No.14881180

>>14881126
Who’s first**
Unless you mean whose (pussy) first

>> No.14881196 [DELETED] 

roll up in my prius and h011@ $$

>> No.14881198

>>14880959
search another way out of the room

>> No.14881206

>>14880959
I would try and borrow money from them

>> No.14881209
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14881209

*Ahem*

So currently smartcontracts are quite limited. Basically all you can do is create tokens and - don't get me wrong, I love tokens I'm a big fan of that, but that's like 20% of the usecase of smartcontracts. Now for the 80% of other usecases you need smartcontracts that can get data from the realworld. The problem is that to get data from outside the blockchain, you need to trust an oracle. This is called "The Oracle Problem".

Anyway basically fundamentally I'm all in and we are all going to make it. Next month.

>> No.14881214

>>14880959
Pay them all to take their pants and underwear off, while leaving their shoes and shirts on.

Then take photographs of them in this state. After that, the one with the hairiest pussy/biggest brapper gets to sit on my face for 1 Chainlink token.

>> No.14881215

>>14880980
this but unironically

>> No.14881245

>>14880959
only the first one from the left is worthy of impregnation. The rest can fuck off.

>> No.14881299

>>14880959
taste Shelby's pink sashimi

>> No.14881323

Take out my phone and refresh biz again.

>> No.14881331

>>14881144
>triple dubs going unchecked

Not on my watch. Checked and chuckled. Have a (you).

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>>14880959

>> No.14881351

I'd convince them to suck my ducky at once like the flicks I've seen

>> No.14881357

Salty milk and coins

>> No.14881372

>>14881111
>>14881299
nice digits, which one is shelby?

>> No.14881391

>>14880959
I will poo pants and cry

>> No.14881404

>>14881179
You really triggered me with that fake news hombre

>> No.14881429
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14881429

Kill them. KILL THEM ALL

>> No.14881443

>>14881404
All I remember is there was this blonde twitch girl with an e-girl business and she got a black boyfriend and her company's orbitors left.

>> No.14881458

>>14881372
blonde angel

>> No.14881467

>>14881429
f*ck off handmaiden go back to r9k

>> No.14881488

>>14880959
Kick out the chink and rape the other three.

>> No.14881507
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14881507

>1488
>/biz/ has transcended
>big things coming our way

>> No.14881518

>>14880959
Fall asleep out of boredom from being surrounded by braindead cunts.

>> No.14881534

Tell them about decentralized oracles

>> No.14881587

im gonna invent a gamer girl gaming chair that has a door that opens around the ass area. you can open the door and eat gamer girl ass while she games/streams on twitch.

who wants to fund me

>> No.14881625

ugh just one sniff m'lady? just one sniff of your heavenly brapper please i beg you

>> No.14881627

>>14881587
I was with ya until you said “eat”. I’d much rather sniff

>> No.14881649

>>14881627
fund me bro ill make you majority shareholder

>> No.14881675

>>14880959
I would get the fuck out before I get #meToo'd

>> No.14881708

>>14881675
they'll "me too" alright - me too got some of this 6in. pornstar c*ck

>> No.14882100

>>14880959
how long?
1 year with food water and toiletries I'd have a nice harem.

>> No.14882118

context dependent

>> No.14882124

For how long? Years? Breed them, forcibly if possible. I will make them line up and rub each other's baby bumps, just so it reinforces in their mind that they are there to be filled by my seed.

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>>14880980
Patrician tier.

>> No.14882254

>>14881035
Sauce

>> No.14882268

>>14880980
>ask kindly the others to leave the room
>trapped

>> No.14882273

>>14880959
G to gas

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>>14881176
This

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>>14882268
Can't see the downside here.

>> No.14882835

>>14882254
Euphoria by Clockup. It gets way, way more hardcore than what I posted. Would recommend

>> No.14882999

>>14880959
Pull my cellphone and buy more link

>> No.14883112

>>14880959
Tell them to go get Cuvee, Peanut, Fly, Ruler, Life and by doing that moot there statement of being locked in the room with them, then lock them out.

>> No.14883314

>>14880959
>"Howdy ladies, what's going on here hehe? Why are we stuck in here? Weird huh? Well I'll just sit over here while we wait to get rescued"

>> No.14883791

>>14880959
have a reversed gangbang

>> No.14883803

>>14880959
Find and claim the power outlet, charge my laptop, shitpost on /biz/, and wait for someone to open the door from the outside

>> No.14883818

I'd do 3 4 1 2

>> No.14883863

I'd probably try and make some conversation for a little while before I realize that I don't have anything in common with them and none of them are going to sleep with me, then probably be like "alright well I'm probably going to fuck around on my phone, let me know if you guys hear anything about rescue"

aka id treat them like people

>> No.14883885

>>14881137
This, all while hating myself

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>>14880959

>> No.14884038

>>14880959
Start a weight loss program

>> No.14884072

get all 4 of them bent over the table with dropped trousers staring at each other. Dry hump the asian up the ass whistling the star spangled banner while periodically saluting and spitting in a spitoon. Rinse and repeat clockwise alternating with i wish i was in dixie.

>> No.14884104

>>14883863
Based

>> No.14884163

>>14880959
Use whatever means necessary to break down the door as soon as possible while my assistant record them.
Kill them if they start to threaten me, and start to inflict on themselves wounds after destroying the recording device.


I will not get court raped.

>> No.14884268

>>14880959
Is that 'adeptthebest' on the far left? I'd probably just ignore them

>> No.14884291

>following degenerate twitch gaming ethots on Twitter
Unironically kys

>> No.14884292

>>14880959
Tell them about the jews.

>> No.14884305

>>14880982
beautifully said my friend

>> No.14884320

>>14881176
>>14882279
Wtf this is perfect. I love you guys.

>> No.14884322

>>14880959
Try my best to respect everyone's space, not be rude. Meditate and/or read a book.

>> No.14884348

>>14884268
Adept? the old cs player?
That's a girl my dude, adept was a guy

>> No.14884402

>>14884322
This but I'd talk for hours about how great I am for not raping them. I would also meditate really loudly to make sure everyone knows that I'm meditating and pretend to read some book that makes me look smart.

>> No.14884621

>>14881111

>> No.14884634

>>14880980
Low test

>> No.14884666

>>14880959
why is luxx not wearing leggings like the other girls? shes wearing jeans must be so hot/uncomfortable

>> No.14884681

>>14881161
This is the only acceptable answer

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>>14881488
Checked. /pol/ would be so jelly

>> No.14885087

I would take a bat with me and bash their fucking heads in.

>> No.14885180

>>14880959

just have a conversation