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What would happen if your boss found all your 4chan posts?

>> No.14879009

he'd probably like me more tbqh

>> No.14879019

what if your boss is 4chan?

>> No.14879029

>>14878993
she would have sex with me for being alpha

>> No.14879048

>>14878993
he'd have to prove it was me and not one of my family members

>> No.14879056

>>14878993
>your boss
half of us here are NEETs

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14879062

>boss

>> No.14879068

>>14878993
>your boss
my only boss is Sergey

>> No.14879092

He’d find out I was the AWOO poster the entire time. Somehow, someway

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>>14878993
pls I dont want to cheat on my wife
my boss would be too horny for me. I wouldn't be able to say no to her

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>>14878993

>"Yes, Anon, please come in and take a seat..."

>"So as you know, Anon, it's company policy to keep track of employee performance and this includes logging keystrokes and browsing history.

>We've recently come across a particularly disturbing post you made on an online forum called 'biz - Business & Finance'

>In which, you posted a picture of a cartoon frog along with, and I quote, 'Fuck niggers, Fuck kikes, Fuck chinks, Fuck spics, Fuck gooks, Fuck trannies, and let's not forget FUCK JANNIES.

>In other posts you've referred to coming into work as 'wagecucking', to me, your boss, as 'Mr. Shekelstein', to Jerome here as a 'dumb nigger' and to Karen here as a 'stupid coalburning roastie whore'

>Care to explain before security escorts you out?"

>> No.14879702

>>14879129
*Crack* *Sip* *Aaahhhh*
Not many can handle the truth
*Sip* *Aahhhhh*

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>>14878993
What boss?

t. danish neet living comfy life on social benefits

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>>14879129
Audible kek

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>>14879129
>Care to explain before security escorts you out?"
*Ahem*, before security escorts me out there is only one thing I have to say to explain all of this. Do I have your attention?

>> No.14880126

>wagies
lol

>> No.14880199

>>14879914
>We’re listening Mr. Anon

>> No.14880218

>>14878993
If anyone saw our posts from our real lives, they would like us better. Time to get disinhibited.

>> No.14880225

>>14879914
>this better be worth it

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>>14879062
the only real answer

>> No.14880238

>>14879914
>say it

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>>14879129
based

>> No.14880267

>>14879129
>>14879914
this is why i still come here, absolutely basedfren

>> No.14880276

>>14879914

*listening intensifies*

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14880277

>boss

>> No.14880281

>>14879914
I’ll be your security escort sir. You have my attention.

>> No.14880317

>>14878993
>boss
Your boss can't fire you if you quit first.

>> No.14881270

immediate promotion to ceo