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Gains edition

MSFT reports earnings today, what do think it'll be?

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Previously found at >>14855672

>> No.14860061

EAT THE BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES

>> No.14860068

first for candy corn

>> No.14860077

Third for I'm rich nigga

>> No.14860089

POWER HOUR THREAD

>> No.14860103

Fifth for GDX calls

>> No.14860107

>How much money you have in stocks
>One interesting fact about you

>> No.14860109
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AMD NIGGAS RYSE UP

>> No.14860120
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.14860121

>>14860107
$16k
None

>> No.14860126

>>14860107
1.6 million
I am a wizard

>> No.14860132

If Microsoft beats I'm going to treat my self to a glass of scotch.

>> No.14860148
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I wish I bought more MO cheapies during the last drop yall. AMDCHADS I love you. NonAMDCHADS I also love you. Not Intcels though.

>> No.14860165

>>14860045
MSFT RISIN

>> No.14860167

>>14860000
>>14860114
Rip in spaghetty. Msft falls today.

>> No.14860186

ACB
CTST

LIIIIIVEEE

>> No.14860193
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what have i done?!?!?!

>> No.14860198
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14860198

jour vert

>> No.14860199
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>>14860167

>> No.14860211

>>14860107
> -$15,000
> If I dont start turning a profit soon, the Robinhood people are going to send out goons to break my legs

>> No.14860229

>>14860198
Speak English you limp wristed ashley-fag

>> No.14860258
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>>14860167
but Dobbler if they miss or are as projected i'm going to have a 0 balance in my account.

>> No.14860271

>>14860258
You have time to back out of your extremely poor decisions

>> No.14860276

>>14860107
>$8620 nw stonks
>I set off the smoke alarms making fried chicken 2 days ago

>> No.14860281

>>14860229
its french, for day green

>> No.14860282

>>14860258
>i'm going to have a 0 balance in my account.
I'm long on MSFT too but God I'd love that.

>> No.14860303

>>14860258
I‘ll pray for you Bagsy.

>> No.14860315
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14860315

FUUUUUUCK US NAVY SHOOTING DOWN IRANIAN DRONE!!!

GOLD AND SILVER AT 52-WEEK HIGHS, WHAT'S THE PLAY?!

DID SOMEONE KNOW ABOUT THIS?! IS THAT WHY METALS ARE MOONING?!

>>14860061
That bitch admitted in an interview, she don't even like anilingus.

>> No.14860333

>>14860045
Is Square a bad investment?

>> No.14860334

Great buying opportunity on AMRN right now, they did an offering

>> No.14860335

>>14860193
The right thing.

>> No.14860370

>>14860282
I hope we miss too, just so you get bogged.

>> No.14860372

>>14860334
I was noticing that they were crashing lately, hope T-baby anon didn't kill himself after sacrificing his T's for Amarin.

This one have a shot?

>> No.14860385

>>14860334
It’s outrunning my damn bid.

>> No.14860386

>>14860370
Ain't happening Baggie, we gon be rich as fuck nigga.

>> No.14860403

>>14860386
What are you going to spend your shekels on?

>> No.14860407
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>>14860386
bqased, we in war mode nigga

>> No.14860412

>>14860403
2 girls at the same time

>> No.14860426

Reminder M*FT will open up at $120 tomorrow. That will be the high of the day

>> No.14860458

>>14860426
that would be fucking awesome but not gonna happen.

>> No.14860473

>>14860426
Put your money where your mouth is and show us your puts faget.

>>14860412
Two girls at the same time is fun.

>> No.14860474

>>14860412
Ayyyy fucking kek

>>14860403
More MSFT

>> No.14860494

>>14860426
$220 more like it.

>> No.14860505

Maybe... that tiny bite of LMT was enough of a move... gold and silver are too hot for me right now... BAKA FML fampais

>>14860412
You should really start with one until you know what you're doing
:3

(good movie tho)

>> No.14860513

>MSFT

you realize MSFT is at an all time high in 5 years? and you expect it to climb even further?

>> No.14860522

>MELI

>> No.14860537

>>14860513
This is a board full of lemmings, their suffering will be great tomorrow

>> No.14860547

>>14860513
>all time high in 5 years
Wtf does this even mean queer?

>> No.14860554

>>14860229
That was English. Dumbass borderjumper.

>> No.14860593

>>14860547
Cool it with the antisemitism, pal.

>> No.14860596

>PUYI up 26%
>HQ located in Guangzhou, a city in China

>> No.14860620

>>14860089
Fuck it I’m goin all in tomorrow if I lose I lose

>> No.14860631
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>>14860505
im not a virgin, but it‘s just been such a long time.

>> No.14860656
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14860656

SOON

>> No.14860671

>>14860513
yes I expect the only good tech company in the entire world to continue to grow. you expect us to buy shit like BGFV or OPTT and lose money year after year?

>> No.14860674

>>14860372
>This one have a shot?

Absolutely
It's as close to a sure thing as you can get in biotech, drug works great, is cheap and safe (derived from fish oil), has a large market (fat people, their drug is intended to treat high triglycerides)
Only potential issue is them being able to matket it well (biotechs often have a hard time with this without the help of big pharma), which is the main element of risk in this company
They just did a $400,000,000 offering to help make sure they have the resources to market the drug after it gets approval

>> No.14860687

>>14860107
30k+ in RH
About as much in IRAs and 401ks
An undisclosed amount in other accounts

Nothing interesting about me

>> No.14860698

>>14860674
market it*

>> No.14860700
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>>14860631
Sh-shut up z-zoomer
Just go f-find some coed at a bar

>> No.14860702

any better guides besides that shitty wiki article
how do you know what to invest in?

>> No.14860704

>gold is up $20 since the start of this year
bruh

>> No.14860709

Bought lotto puts on CRWD should be interesting especially with that IV :O

>> No.14860724

>>14860704
The debt based ponzi scheme is coming to an end

>> No.14860729

>>14860674
Don‘t let our food be denied you - put our polyunsaturated fats and triglycerides inside you!

>> No.14860731

>>14860709
>CRWD
also at an all time high. expensive stock, relatively new company. r1$ky

>> No.14860753

>>14860107
Investments:
>$375K in taxable accounts
>$35K in Roth IRA
>$15K in work Simple IRA
>$9K cash
>$1.7K in crypto (BTC, ETH, XRP, XLM)

Interesting Fact:
>I've bullshitted my way through my entire life

>> No.14860789

>>14860729
I'm gonna need you to put the crack pipe down, Jimbo.

>> No.14860790

>>14860729
Longing AMRN is a means of longing obesity

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14860792

K I just went short on the S&P again. This rally appears to have hit the molasses.

>> No.14860795

>>14860731
Meh I threw 30 bucks into it hoping for some NFLX flack to hit them if it turns shitty that’ll bring it down 10% and if we’re still red on Friday another 5% which nets me profit
IPO’s are always lotto never play hard always cheap

>> No.14860797

>>14860792
F

>> No.14860800

>>14860790
>>14860729
Which just about anyone would agree is a good investment

>> No.14860806

>>14860107
$1.2m
i like cheap scotch

>> No.14860857

>>14860792
Questionable

>> No.14860866
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>>14860792
you have been suspended from the golden bull club

>> No.14860883

>>14860792
Dubious at best, should‘ve written covered calls instead.

>> No.14860905

CXW at 17.00 while it's lower monthly bolly is at 16.99... Is that a good bet yet?

I gotta learn the rules to this game...

>>14860792
nonononono!!! Stop it my greens are going gray!!!

Stop shorting the great USA!

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>>14860790
Bought 100 shares.

>> No.14860908

Waiting for earnings reports is boring as fuck.

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>>14860045
Is Square a bad investment?

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>>14860797
>>14860857
>>14860866
>>14860883
>>14860905


:D

>> No.14860933

robinhooders cant short l0l

>> No.14860947

msft pumping hard before the bell

>> No.14860965
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14860965

Damn, I should have loaded up on $TR last year

>> No.14860975

shekels are flowing into MSFT last chance to buy in below $140, you got less than a minute.

>> No.14860977

>>14860906
It's definitely a good investment in the long term, imo
May still be a bit of short term downside from the offering tho, keep that in mind

>> No.14860983

>>14860906
It's definitely a good investment in the long term, imo
May still be a bit of short term downside from the offering tho, keep that in mind

>> No.14861006

>>14860977
>>14860983
What did my internet connection mean by this

>> No.14861007

>>14860917
I’m going to embark upon an unconstrained assault of your feet

>>14860933
It’s probably for the best. Most RH accounts (north of 98%) have no business with options or levvy ETFs in my opinion

>> No.14861012

>>14860933
Your point?

>> No.14861018

>pentagon cloud deal with amazon and microsoft

IT ALL HINGES ON THIS

>> No.14861022

>>14860906
>>14860977
Honestly thinking of trying 100% amrn on covered calls, I‘d be able to do 900 shares on margin. Then sell the atm weeklies for like, 0.60 per. It‘s super tempting.

>> No.14861023

What's MSFT doing?

>> No.14861043
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14861043

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down another .63%, oof! GEO and CGC continue their drag down (GEO touching weekly and monthly bolly and in Buy Zone tm RSI on the daily, pls buy). I'm getting to triple down territory here, this is scary.
At least all the calls I've sold expire tomorrow, that'll be a nice boost when I can roll over on monday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hWcrdz6n4

>> No.14861046

FUCK THEY"RE RED!!!

>> No.14861049

>>14861023
DUMPING HARD
jk don't think they reported yet--- anyone know where to find out quick?

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>>14861046
BAGGIE WE'RE RICH

>> No.14861088

$1.21 eps MSFT

>> No.14861090
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>>14861023
Going nuts, up to $140, down to $132 all in a minute or so

>>14861043
Crab day, MSFT will probably be what decides if I'm officially red or green

Sold my SQQQ and SPXS at their peaks today, so that was nice

>> No.14861102

>>14861070
I think I'm going to lose money on this one. It's not as big of a surprise as we needed.

>> No.14861104

>>14861070
nice $12 gain

>> No.14861114
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>>14861043
my dailies are getting boring with my itm call writes, definitely stunting my growth. Only like, +0.20%
On the plus side, my acct value is at ath and still growing.

>> No.14861117

>>14861043
Up 0.79% due to a sudden plunge right at the bell

>> No.14861119

>>14861104
12% i mean

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>>14861043
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahhhhhhhh

>> No.14861127

>>14861114
sexy portfolio

>> No.14861136
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>>14861043
Finally made a good options call, just 6 more trading days of this and I'll break even!

>> No.14861142

>>14861102
Damn nigga then you played this very wrong. You only had to buy some stock not play with opshuns.

>>14861104
>>14861119
It's indeed big, not sure if you're ironic.

>> No.14861149

>>14861142
im not. 12% is hot

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Fuck me today my NBRV calls just tanked who tf sold

>> No.14861168
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>>14861043
+half a percentile
shouts out BTI

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HHNNGNGNGNGNNGNGGG

>> No.14861178

>>14861142
most of my strikes are $138, $139 and $140, that's like 9 DOMSCUMMS

>> No.14861185

>>14861043
BAD DAY
Anime is dead from arson

CXW&GEO getting absolutely destroyed to 52 week lows. MO rising too far above my basis. Salesforce and UNH losing me some profit.

Apple getting way the fuck away from me, Big regrets for selling and not buying all the way down from the trade war FUD.

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14861187

What happened? I thought the crash was upon us? Fucking idiots

>> No.14861203

10x your crypto with moon3d. bonus schemes awaits

>> No.14861217

>>14861178
You'll be fine baggie, we're already past 138.5 in after hours.

>> No.14861219

>>14861185
I profit took on MO at 50.80. I was up 7% on my initial position, I couldn't resist. I'm sad now because... I don't own MO anymore.

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>>14861187
>he doesnt know...

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>>14860107
$3,000

Through a combination of stupidity, incompetence, and having a big mouth, I have blown pretty much every one of the very numerous opportunities I've had over the course of my life to do interesting and fulfilling work.

>> No.14861232

>>14860258
>0 balance in my account.
No, you'll still have your LGCYQ holdings.

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>>14861043
Up 2% today feeling good.

>> No.14861247
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>only $242 to invest

help

>> No.14861253

>>14861219
oh you closed your position?! We're still so far from earnings...

I just want to lower my basis.

7% is solid though nice win.

>> No.14861273

>>14861247
Buy AMD. Get a job. Buy more AMD.

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>>14861247
Look for ways to increase your earnings. That is the single best way to increase your returns.

Buy low and sell... never. Never sell, except just to swing and lower your basis. Believe in the golden bull.

>> No.14861292

>>14860513
yes you stupid fuck that's how this shit works

>> No.14861295

>>14861253
It was a conservative play in light of my recent losses. I am 100% planning to buy back in, hell even if it drops back to 50

>> No.14861318

>>14861276
do you know the name of the girl in this image? She looks a little familiar. Is it... Carly??

>> No.14861334

MSFT must go up 2 more dollars for me to break even D: #WrongAgainBaggy #Bogged #FinanciallyRuined

>> No.14861348

>>14861090
> AMRS will announce their earnings after close tomorrow
Fuck I wish

>> No.14861349

>>14861334
it will go up. the EPS is hefty

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>>14861334
Let's pray for the big gap up in the morning

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>>14861361
>>14861349

Wait it's still climbing!

>> No.14861400

>>14861230
It only gets worse. When I was 18, I passed up being a navy nuclear officer to instead goto college with my then gf. She left me a week later for a guy 7 years older than me and her. Obv I dropped out and ended up in a shitty AT&T call center. Left because call centers are hell. At 19, I fudged up an interview for an accounting position - I was caught lying during the interview (faked degree). I had said I went to another college than what I had written on my resume. At 20, I discovered bitcoin. I lost my entire savings daytrading on bitmex (I had never traded before this). 5 figures down the drain. Lost my warehouse job that I had, and my house was sold to chinks and I moved out.
Now, 21, in a shitty apt with stoner roommates, 180 sqft room, about to lose my mailman job from layoffs, and I buy way too much beer. I could literally be a high ranking naval officer with a 200IQ free nuclear engineering degree blowing up shitskins in the ocean rn. Instead I shuffle papers. I just want an easy year full of gainz, yknow? It‘s currently my number 1 priority to retire by writing covered calls by the age of 25 or I‘ll probably just not make it.
>Thank you for reading my blog

>> No.14861416

Ah yes excellent
JACK is up 1.5% after hours for no reason

>> No.14861424

>>14860513
As you can see you mongoloid, they are still beyond profitable. They have much more space to grow, just because they have skyrocketed doesn't mean they hit their top, they reached this level and are still growing big time.. which means investors will value them at a even higher price.
Be my guest and try to hunt the top.. remember to use stop loss.

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>>14861334
Comf

>> No.14861448

>>14861043
Bought 100 shares of GDX and 5 7/26 $28 calls at around the same time early this after noon. Up massively, feels good man.

>> No.14861477

>>14861435
anything less that $140 is a lose for me.

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>>14861318
...it's bonbibonkers

>> No.14861483

Never invested before and I decided to transfer $10k to Robin Hood for the lulz and it just went through. Someone tell me which stock I should dump it into.

>> No.14861504

>>14861483
AMD, MSFT, QYLD

>> No.14861556
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14861556

>>14860107
>$36k~ in SIMPLE
>$4k~ in IRAs
>$1,500~ in brokerage
>$900~ in RH

I can recite the entire movie Liar Liar, scene for scene, word for word

>> No.14861570

>>14861483
Buy good companies slowly, on the way down.

I suggest you watch these and see if they reach their recent lows:
LMT, DIS, UNH, MRK, MO

Also Mastercard. Buy them dips.

>>14861556
Do the scene where he gets pulled over.

>> No.14861571

isn't it a bit of a dumb move to put your money on a brokerage account and then just asking ''what should i invest this on'' and then literally doing what people tell you?

>> No.14861580

>>14861556
>I can recite the entire movie Liar Liar, scene for scene, word for word.
d-do it. You should write the entire script via 1 post everyday in /smg/.

>> No.14861590

>>14861571
yeah then you end up with a shit load of MSFT DOMSCUMM that gets IV crushed.

>> No.14861594

>>14861483
$2K into JNJ, $2K into BA, $1K into O, $1K into AAPL, $1K into LOW, $1K into SBUX, $1K into JPM, $1K into CSCO

>> No.14861603

>>14861590
>best blue chip stock
>soars 1.5% after hours after beating expected earnings
>baggie anyway rekt
God damn it baggie

>> No.14861622

>>14861590
Domscumm sounds like some kinda exotic std. Considering your acct is rekt despite calling the right direction, I‘d say it is too.

>> No.14861630

>>14861570
You scratched my car! *Where?* Right.... therrrre. *Oh that? That was already there.*

You... you liar! You know what I'm gonna do about this? *What?* Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court it'll just drain 8 hours outta my life, and you probably won't show up, and if I finally got the judgment the judge would probably stiff me anyway SO WHAT I'M GUNNA DO IS PISS AND MOAN LIKE AN IMPOTENT JERK and then BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THE TAILPIPE!

*You been here before, ain't ya?*

>> No.14861644

FUCK Microsoft scam stock

>> No.14861653

MSFT - $100,000,000 over market cap

>> No.14861654

>>14860656

Can wait

>> No.14861655
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14861655

Oh hey bull, nice to see yah! Wait, what was that? The market is stalling? Don't worry, we'll be back up in no time :^)

>> No.14861662

>>14861590
nah. MSFT looking good right now, but just investing in it because some anon told you to is incredibly dumb.

>> No.14861693

>>14861483
Grab at least 500 shares of SNSS bruh. That won't hit your stack much and you'll make a tidy profit.

>> No.14861698

>>14861603
Still is down from Monday's open.

>> No.14861720

I know the stock market is a good way to develop a passive income (which can be built up), but is there any way the stock market can be used to make $10,000 easy?

I guess what I'm trying to get at here is, I could really use $10,000 right now and although I could work for months to make it, I'd much rather find some way of making it in 2 months or less

>> No.14861724

>>14861483
I'd play the only safe bet right now. 100% in Jan 2020 $1 SNSS calls.

>> No.14861729
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14861729

>>14861580
I'll consider this

>> No.14861735

>>14861630
based

>> No.14861746

>>14861720
There's no way to make a large quantity of money easily, legally at least.

>> No.14861757

>>14861720
you can make $10K in a minute if you have $250K+

>> No.14861761

>>14861720
no. takes years. some anon has a 18% gain this year (1,400) and thats extremely good

>> No.14861768

>>14861698
Just hodl through open tomorrow, you'll be fine Baggie. You have to remember the amount of boomers who regret not buying MSFT in the 80s/90s who still see it as the ideal bloomer chip, they'll see an earnings beat and slick their hair back and say "greed is good" and put 5 figure market buy orders in on it.

>> No.14861769
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14861769

Why even bother investing in blue chip stocks instead of SPY or VTI or something? Maybe if you have M1 and can perfectly replicate spy, then you can pocket the expenses, but I just don't see the point

>> No.14861779

>>14861746
>There's no way to make a large quantity of money easily, legally at least.
This sounds closer to reality. What's the legal list way to make $10,000 fast then?
>>14861757
Lol I wish. Too bad I'm a broke ass 22 year old living in a shitty apartment

>> No.14861780

>>14861720
Your best bet is to take 2 grand, and double it twice with monthly debit spreads on stuff like amzn or visa. Goodluck.

>> No.14861790
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>>14861720
I suggest a beginner's method like DIMMSCUM or SHIGGYDO. Real chad methods are buying AMD, SNSS, MO, T, MSFT.

>> No.14861806

>>14861768
They're going to use the earnings pump as an excuse to dump it. There's no way we raise this shit up another 2% from here.

>> No.14861809

>>14861761
>18% gain this year (1,400) and thats extremely good
SPY is up 21.05% this year

>> No.14861810

>>14861779
another way is betting in a sports game

bet $5000 with 2.00 odds and if you win you get $10000

>> No.14861811

>>14861630
Nice! Thanks!

But I meant the one where he gets pulled over and opens up his glovebox full of parking tickets...

>> No.14861829
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14861829

>>14861779
>>14861780
here‘s probably your best bet for a 2.5 bagger.

>> No.14861830
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>>14861720
take $1,000,000 dollars, put it into one stock
wait for that stock to increase 1%, then sell it for a cool $1,010,000

(aka a $10,000 profit)
its incredibly easy to do


>>14861746
yes there is, just buy a winning lottery ticket

(the key point here is that it only works if the lottery ticket is a winner...)

>> No.14861865

>>14861779
>This sounds closer to reality. What's the legal list way to make $10,000 fast then?
Options around earnings. It's also kinda like playing russian roulette with 4 bullets though. You see baggie? He gambled on MSFT and was right, but he still may not profit(but he probably will), like when someone bets on sports and doesn't beat the spread.

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>>14861769
Just to kinda build from this, I can see HOW it can make sense if you have the ability to properly recognize trends that don't match the pattern and selling and rebuying, but then at that point you're totally defeating the purpose a blue chip stock portfolio could have.

>> No.14861884

>>14861830
>put it into one stock
>wait for that stock to increase 1%
or just buy dividend stocks/sell calls

>> No.14861904

>>14861806
Yeah, but there should be 1% in it still so you could dump your $140 call at open and get out ahead. Unless I'm completely remembering your spread wrong.

>> No.14861929

>>14861811
>>14861630
Actually, now that I've watched them both, the one you did was better, and they both were basically things I wouldn't have understood in 1997

>> No.14861932

>>14861830
>ake $1,000,000 dollars, put it into one stock
>wait for that stock to increase 1%, then sell it for a cool $1,010,000
>(aka a $10,000 profit)
>its incredibly easy to do
What happens if it goes down 1%?

>> No.14861934

>Silver quietly moving up

Buy some PM’s while you still can frens

>> No.14861947

>>14861932
Oy vey the goyim are finding out! Shut it down!

>> No.14861953

>>14861932
you get a margin call

>> No.14861954

>>14861934
>Quietly
>52 wk highs
what are you talking about, and what's the cheapest/most efficient way to do so?

>> No.14861966

>>14861932
You wait put in a good long term stock

>> No.14861977

>>14861929
Oops, yeah my bad I goofed and picked the wrong scene lol. Both of those scenes are top 5 for me.

>> No.14861986

>>14861954
Buy physical the paper markets are fake

>> No.14861992

>be me
>talking to boomer
>start talking about stocks
>tell him to buy tesla shares
>he laughs at me
>tell me to buy oil&gas shares

>> No.14861993
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14861993

>MSFT up
>My AMD 33.5 calls
>My SQQQ 32 puts
>sold my MSFT strangle before close like the good anon supported me in saying i should do it
To the n*gga that said i'm extremely wrong, hows dinner looking for you tonight? Hot dogs in the coffee maker again?

>> No.14862005

>>14861986
You're still not telling me how to do it.
I just go on amazon and buy a fancy cigar box and a metal detector?

>> No.14862019

>>14861932
>What happens if it goes down 1%?
You just sell it before it goes down so you don't lose any money.

>> No.14862029

>>14861993
Massive down day tomorrow

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>>14862029
for you

>> No.14862147

>>14861400
Yeah the navy nuc officer track program is fucking nice if you can get in and hack it
Honestly from reading the rest of your story I’m going to say 70% chance you wouldn’t have made it through or would have been shuffled to another position (letting you down easy)
At 21 you should be able to still go navy if you’ve got the right stuff and the motivation (sounds like you don’t have either)
On the plus side, you’re only 21 and you don’t have any debt, no kids from skanks, no major physical health issues. Chin up

>> No.14862165

>>14861992
I'd laugh at buying Tesla too. Don't touch cult meme stocks.

>> No.14862306

It was really nice being a 2-thousandaire. Such a shame tomorrow when I wake up tomorrow I will be lucky if I am still a one thousandaire.

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>>14862306

>> No.14862343

>>14862322
See? You're not rekt after all

>> No.14862345

>>14862306
Hey Bagman you know how it be - a nigga live by the sword, he die by the sword

Jus how it be

Pass dat blunt, mah man

>> No.14862373

>>14862322
Have you figured out what your exact break even would be?

>> No.14862407
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14862407

Any good SMG ways to backup the physical silver chads?

>> No.14862480
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>>14861829
so holy shit, there actually is a way to short AMZN without thousands of dollars?

could a similar spread with puts be made, to make a janky 4 option strangle for less than $1000 ?

>> No.14862493
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14862493

That nigga Microsoft got away

>> No.14862729

>>14862407
Hold physical silver and gold?
I do

>> No.14862861

>>14862373
140, every thing after is the profits

>> No.14862883

>>14862861
Oof, I'm rooting for you. If I was you I'd be up first thing tomorrow looking for any decent exit on those 140 calls though, what's the multi-leg you've got there?

>> No.14862885

>>14862861
We touched 139.5 on after hours baggie, you gotta believe

>> No.14862933

>>14862885
This. Plus it's beat is thanks to cloud dollars which is the only bull thesis on MSFT at the moment anyway. More growth where it's expected = more growth in price pretty much immediately. Nothing is priced in for the first 48 hours.

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14862940

>say nigga a few times and now all of smg copies me
You guys need your own memes, stop copying me and following and while your at it put some SQQQ puts in the fuckin bag

>> No.14862949

MSFT is still $100,000,000 under valued at current market cap.

10,400,000,000 market cap vs 10,500,000,000 with the 1.37 EPA. gonna correct tomorrow

>> No.14862950

>>14862883
134,135,136,137 1 contract of each.

>> No.14862998

>>14862949
what's EPA? earnings per asset? is an asset a share?

>> No.14863006

>>14862949
thats only $.013 increase in per share over current market cap

>> No.14863007

Shit Tim Apple must be saying something right in that earnings call... were almost at 140

>> No.14863012

>>14862998
I think a typo for EPS

>> No.14863019

>>14862949
>>14862998
>>14863006
oops i meant EPS

>> No.14863051

>>14862950
Yeah, I think you're in fine shape. I wouldn't worry too much. Your $140 contracts are the only thing really worrisome, but even if there's no huge breakout tomorrow you may get an early chance to rid yourself at those at or near even.

>> No.14863054

good entry point for sbux?

>> No.14863057
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14863057

Am i winnin yet?

>> No.14863070

>>14862147
oh yea, I‘m quite grateful for what I don‘t have after my fuckups. stds, kids, debt, etc. could‘ve fucked me up a whole lot worse. My life‘s not great, but statistically so far, it should‘ve been a hella lot worse than it is.
>>14862480
yea, you can do just about anything with spreads. You can enter just about any position you want and instantly outperform 99% of hedge fund returns over 5 years in a single week. I mean, you can go broke too but, spreads are really good if you‘re poor.

>> No.14863091

>>14863019
>>14863012
aaah earnings per share okay. so i guess buying now is a great choice?

>> No.14863126

>>14863057
What happens if i sell before the strike price?

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>>14863057
Naw, you should have taken the money and ran. It probably won't even reach mid 140s let alone 142 so your calls will probably go worthless at open. In the future there's other ways to profit off an ER like this if you don't wanna gamble a ton of money on a ER because of how costly the options are. Like i bought about 5 SQQQ 32 puts for about 100 dollars and i'll probably make close to 500 or at least 300. The puts were cheap as shit and would have the same result if i had bought MSFT calls without all the cost and risk. Just learn from this and move on

>> No.14863133

>>14863057
You've got till Tuesday at 4pm to close those. Complete market collapse scheduled for Wednesday

>> No.14863161

>>14863133
He probably won't even get that far. Hes lucky if they're worth .10+ tomorrow since the ER is over and they aren't ITM. I guess he has a really short amount of time to see if they go ITM with time but honestly its MSFT it'll probably dip down a dollar then go to new highs

>> No.14863164

>>14862407

If silver hits $20+ by EOM are we officially in a recession?

>> No.14863167

>>14863091
nope. its only .013 more per share over current market cap

>> No.14863185

>>14860107
I have about 12 cents in stocks.

I am a very boring person when i'm not drunk.

>> No.14863210
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14863210

Oof! Futures just smacked hard in to resistance. Pulling back in to red territory now.

>> No.14863219

>>14863161
MSFT is still climbing. I think ill be good tomorrow

>> No.14863244

>>14863210
Yes, today was the top

These rigged MSFT earnings were the blowoff

>> No.14863268

>>14863219
It only went up that extra dollar because of the CC. I don't want you to lose money and i really hope 800 isn't a lot for you but at open you probably won't even have 1/4 of what you put in.

>> No.14863292

I'm ITM. I'm ITM doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doooo.

>> No.14863310
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14863310

I got till next week, im good

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>>14863292
it hit $140.45 at 4pm, so youll probably be peachy keen

>> No.14863349

>>14863310
I'm gonna screenshot this and post it next week when you lose your money

>> No.14863352

>>14863310
Have till Tuesday. Wednesday BA crashes the market again.

>> No.14863363

>>14863328
Why are you posting anime? Didn't that die earlier today or something?

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14863390

>>14860687
>>14860211
>>14861556

Does Robinhood always require you to send in a picture of your social security card? I know my SSN but I can't fucking find mine. I might just reapply again with a different email if they don't, because i'm not going to go excavating the garage right now.

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>>14863363

pls do not make fun of the dearly departed

>> No.14863398

>>14863185
>I am a very boring person when i'm not drunk.
Then why did you willingly quite drinking?

>> No.14863456

>>14863349
Ill post my screenshot on the gains i make. Thanks

>> No.14863495

>>14863456
I'm gonna be lmaoing when you lose that money mate

>> No.14863552

>live in europe
is it over for me in terms of quality brokers? will i have to rely on Interactive Brokers?

>> No.14863555

>>14863495
How are you so sure that ill lose money?

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>>14863363
>complaining about anime on an anime themes message board
where do you think you are?

>> No.14863582

Redpill me on DOMSCUMM. Sounds fun

>> No.14863584

UUUU isn't making it back to 3 dollars is it?

>> No.14863599

MSFT prediction. It hits high 139s while testing 140 then falls down to mid to low 139 after the sell off for the day then on friday retries 140 then probably nothing but at best a test if its able to break 140 to mid 140 which it'll probably fail. After that it'll still have to go up two more dollars and like that one anon said BA will more than likely tank the market. And this entire time i've been replying to you i've been thinking that its wednesday which means you have 3 days in total for it to go up another 3-4 points off nothing. >>14863555
I'm very fucking sure man. And having some guy who has no clue what happens if you don't sell calls before they expire doesn't give me confidence you know any better than me. Compare this ER to MSFT's last ER which was even better and then you'll start to get the idea that you're expecting a lot here with a total of 3 days assuming nothing happenings within that time or over the weekend like terrible news that tanks the market. since MSFT mirrors SPY most days

>> No.14863602

>>14863398
I did the drinkening last night 2 shots of gin with tonic in a tall glass to celebrate becoming a two thousandaire. If I become a 5 thousandaire tomorrow I'll celebrate with a whole fifth of gin.

>> No.14863607

>>14863552
Europe has Degiro and Saxo aswell, I heard europeans can use Webull which is pretty much exactly like RH. But can't confirmed that.

>> No.14863611

>>14863292
Based baggie, are you happy that I shilled MS to you today? Do you forgive me for telling you to kys repeatedly?

>> No.14863646

>>14863390
I don’t think I had to send a picture, just the number. I don’t remember though

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>>14863363
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

too bad ZYOTOZ:JP have no ticker

>> No.14863692

>>14863599
Lmao faggot

>> No.14863715

>>14863611
I came to the msft play by my own accord. I wanted an earnings gamble and saw it msft was on finviz. It was purely coincidence we were on the same team. You can remind me to keep myself safe anytime you want it doesn't bother me. We will see what happens in the morning with this, I'm not out of the woods yet but I got the compass in the right direction

>> No.14863723

>>14863582
Search the archives for my original post. Last Thursday morning? Or maybe before that.
To understand DOMSCUMM properly you have to first be familiar with DITMLCSMM
Basically, some absolutely green poster was super excited that they came up with some marvelous previously unknown method to make money with options.
So if you can, read the early DITMLCSMM posts in the archive first, then understand that I came up with DOMSCUMM as a parody to make fun of that poster. DOMSCUMM is basically just long FD’s (faggy D’s in the reddit parlance)
The whole idea is that with any ‘method’ you just have to have it all hinge on a strategy like “just buy calls in companies that are going to go up” so you can convince people that it’s free money

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>>14863692
>me, someone who made 1300 dollars day trading MSFT in the last 3 weeks "Its unrealistic to expect a 4 point increase in stock within 3 days and holding over the weekend"
>a literal gay who doesn't understand how calls work "You're wrong"
At a point, you just gonna let ppl lose money, if they learn they learn if they don't they'll be gone soon

>> No.14863739

>>14863599
Bro tomorrow is Friday... yes totally fucked.

>> No.14863753

>>14863390
>send in a picture of your social security card
Fuck no. You sure you're using RH?

>> No.14863754

>>14863739
Even though i've known its thursday all day and have been acting like it for whatever reason when i got home and started talking to this guy i thought we had more time than he actually does. Hes gonna lose it all

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14863787

Just heard on the news that Warren wants to tax wall street and it would fuck with dividends

Rip divbro

>> No.14863791

>>14863715
We're gonna make some bux bags. Beers on me if I ever run I to you, you beautiful bastard.

>> No.14863800

>>14863787
divfren here, it would never pass, its destroying Argentina as I type this

>> No.14863808

>>14863723
Amazing. Thanks anon

>> No.14863823

>>14863723
The DITHGJSJGL DOMSCUMM saga will be talked about itt for a long time to come.

>> No.14863834

>>14863602
I'm starting to get into gin after years of whiskey, what's your bottle?

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>>14860965
TR is really strange because it has unimpressive financials yet almost matches like a clone to both Nestle and KO price action (more than other foods stocks). Its basically the same as buying Nestle but with a 1% ungrowing yield and bad seasonal products

>> No.14863865

>>14863834
Hendricks

>> No.14863882

>>14863787
It’s just for LBOs and acquisitions, not for normal stocks
I haven’t read the legislation directly but it sounds ok to me
To get an idea what they are talking about with LBOs, you should read “Barbarians at the Gate”. It’s a really fun and informative book, nonfiction, based on years of interviews. Really good book, you can learn a bit too. And fun if you like reading about food and tobacco companies (any true chad should)

>> No.14863903

>>14863865
Hendricks and Bommy Saph are the gins I drink.
Nowadays though I’m pretty much 75% tequila and 25% high alc content beers if I’m gonna drink

>> No.14863907

>>14863754
Ill be fine, your trying to tell me that im gonna lose it all, how so? If anything ill sell at a minor lose if it drops below 138.00

>> No.14863914

Buy an allotment of physical precious metals

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>>14863907
>If anything ill sell at a minor lose if it drops below 138.00
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Please, just at open take a screen shot of your calls when MSFT is at its absolute apex for the day. You dumb mother fucker lmaoooooo

>> No.14863942

>>14863787
source pls?

>> No.14863971

Oh shit, Trump is about to dab on Bezos and give MSFT the 10 billion dollar JEDI contract.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/18/trump-says-seriously-looking-into-amazons-pentagon-contract.html

>> No.14863973

>>14863903
Bombay sapphire was my go to before I found Hendricks. I like negronis, compari sweet vermouth and gin. Probably my favorite cocktail.

>> No.14864072

>>14863971
That is such a fatty contract. Huge news for whoever gets it
They should meme and give it to Huawei

>>14863973
Haven’t had a negroni in about a year, maybe I’ll pick up ingredients at the store
It does have such a nice aftertaste, and goes well with a lot of different foods

>> No.14864096

>>14863971
HNNNNG

>> No.14864101

>>14863939
See ya at the open, if i lose money ill get on my knees.

>> No.14864102

>>14863971
He should give the contract to huawei. They could really use the business and they would probably do it for much cheaper. I mean they should go with the cheapest option right?

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>>14864101
>if
google "Implied volatility"

>> No.14864204

MSFT isn't even a tech company. Their performance makes too much sense and isn't fueled by speculative nonsense.

>> No.14864228

>>14864101
bro you're a gay dude, you enjoy sucking dick. Only non-homosexual men can suck other non-homosexual men's dicks as a sign of submission.

>> No.14864307

>>14863753
>>14863646
What the fuck? Thanks for telling me. I'll try again. Maybe they're scared of Protonmail? I'll use a different one and try again. But I don't how that will go considering my bank is already linked to it, and they already have my SSN and shit. I'll try.

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14864344

What's /smg/ having for dinner now that we're all MSFT rich?

>> No.14864445

>>14864102
Jokes on him, I'm not even gay

>> No.14864451

>>14864344
I ate yellow Squash and fish. I think I'm going to make one of those oriental ramen noodle packets. Even if I had a private island I'd still probably eat those. But I would definitely spend the extra 12 cents for the maruchan brand. The nissen brand sucks. Actually I'd get that Korean brand that makes the really spicy one.

>> No.14864528

what will happen with MSFT once bill gates dies?

>> No.14864548

>>14864528
It goes to 0 instantly

>> No.14864554

>>14864451
Based Baggie eats bagged food.

>> No.14864576

>>14864451
Yeah Nissin HK is btw a short due to over enthusiasm by chink investors

>> No.14864650

Why does /smg/ say not to trade off of headlines, because by the tim should react the news is already priced in?

I’d have made so much money if I’d have traded off the news alert and bought NUGT here:
>>14860315

I’d have done OK with oil, but not great. I think oil is just permanent fucked because of natgas and shale.

>> No.14864715

>>14864528
Double in price since retards like Gates and Balmer aren't involved anymore.

>> No.14864716
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We did it fellas, we after hours closed about 140. We're touching 141 tomorrow lads.

>> No.14864744

>>14864716
why that increase in the afterhours?

>> No.14864745
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14864745

100 dollars isn't a lot but it was a lot to me.

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Can this be the start of the great RC war? I really want to see all all remote controlled devices and robot war.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/18/trump-says-us-navy-shot-down-iranian-drone.html

>> No.14864756

>>14864745
How'd you lose it lad?

>> No.14864769

>>14864745
Been there man, looks like the bobos got you good. Options play?

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>>14864344
P I Z Z A

>> No.14864803

>>14864744
bill gates dick pic released

>> No.14864806

>>14864744
ARE YOU NOT READING THE THREAD

>> No.14864809

>>14864716
Well we fucking nailed it give or take a nickle on that earnings report

>> No.14864812

>>14864806
was it because they released the earnings? right after the market close?

>> No.14864851

Baggie clearly had insider information and I’m gonna tell the sec

>> No.14864868

We got a rich nigga over here >>14860000

>> No.14864877

>>14864756
Call Options on UUUU. They got dumped on the no tariffs news a few days ago and bears are continuing to maul them.

>> No.14864878

>>14864809
Tickle that nickel

>> No.14864886

>>14864812
Yeah I told you we are gapping up to 140 the its gonna go at open. You could have got in around 2pm today cheap but now it's going to be a crowded trade tomorrow with all these boomers throwing 5 digit market buys at the symbol. But phase one is complete only thing left is phase 2 and profit.

>> No.14864937

>>14864886
how high will it get? maybe i should buy some puts?

>> No.14864947

>>14864937
sorry, meant calls

>> No.14864975

>>14864937
Need to see how hard or soft it runs at open. I anticipate it to try to push 141 maybe break that. I wouldn't buy puts till next week. Needs some euphoria before its put time.

>> No.14865005

Is Tampa bay devil rays anon watching this doubleheader?

>> No.14865012
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NEW BREAD?!?!

we are at no more catalog bumps

>pic unrelated

>> No.14865066

>>14865012
>>14865054
Wait I completely fucked it up, it doesn't say /smg/ lmao. Making again unless someone beats me to it.

>> No.14865074

T Babies FTW! AMRN is still my Golden Goose, so what if the stock is down a bit? It'll recover soon enough once the fools catch on that this is a sign from GOD! Saying "This here is a winner!" The FDA ruling is in the bag otherwise why would the company blow so much cash on expanding sales personal,etc like crack.

The Holy Buyout is still in the wings. Hey didn't that other little company, Arry pull a stunt like this, selling shares and shit right before they got bought out by the Big Fish.

I dumped NBY like a used Whore, glad of it cause it tanked some more. Jumped on SNSS instead. People who know about this shit more than me say it's gonna hit $8 per share sometime in 12 months.

Aside note: Brazzars really shit themselves. They coulda had a big hit with a scene with both Kayden sisters in it. And these are legit sisters in real life so yeah.. Such a hot scene with both sharing some dude or a nice orgy..

>> No.14865090

NEW BREAD!

>>14865081
>>14865081
>>14865081
>>14865081

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>>14865066
Wtf dude I was about to post and you just deleted it infront of my face

>> No.14865104

>>14865094
I'm sorry fren, here's a new one >>14865081