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Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:30:22 2016 No.1484499 [Reply] [Original]

>working as a balding male

How can I bluepill myself into not killing myself?

Finasteride and so on didnt work, and wigs are too expensive and I would be paranoid of it moving.

Transplants don't work unless your hairloss is stabilized.

>just shave it off
This needs to stop. Only 0.1% of men look decent.

How do you guys cope sitting next to a NW0 jock that reminds you you are genetic trash on a daily basis?

What's the point if you get no genetic validation by prime girls because you are invisible dogshit?

I guess making money itself it's the cope but im not bluepilled enough for it to work. Being a low-T cuck with a low sex drive/low standards would help too, but it's not my case.

I wish I could get autismbux (maybe my high sentience and extreme realism would qualify as autism by coping doctors) + live from my adsense income. Not needing to be subjected to this torture daily would be such a relief. At least I could rot in peace and fuck a escort or two monthly to not kill myself (lol at working as baldig male while knowing you'll die without getting attractive pussy ever).
This would be the perfect lifestyle realistically.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:32:10 2016 No.1484502 >>1484499 >caring this much about appearance as a male Try TRT pal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:33:16 2016 No.1484506 >>>/adv/ >>>/soc/ >>>/r9k/

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Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:37:00 2016 No.1484511

Relax. It's been cured.

Final clinical trials of a well-established protocol are about to begin in Japan. A national science institute has partnered with a multi-billion dollar conglomerate to bring a full cure to market by 2020.

http://www.kyocera.co.uk/index/news/news_detail.L2NvcnBvcmF0ZS9uZXdzLzIwMTYvS3lvY2VyYV9fYWxvbmdfd2l0aF9SSUtFTl9hbmRfT3JnYW5fVGVjaG5vbG9naWVzX19oYXNfbGF1bmNoZWRfYV9qb2ludF9yZXNlYXJjaF90b19kZXZlbG9wX2FfcmVnZW5lcmF0aXZlX21lZGljYWxfdHJlYXRtZW50X2Zvcl9oYWlyX2xvc3M~.html

It looks almost certain to work, judging by the results in the animal model.

Hang in there for three more years, save up some money, and get on the first flight to Tokyo when it becomes commercially available.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:40:17 2016 No.1484524 File: 84 KB, 448x800, WP_20160906_012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1484499 cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:00:09 2016 No.1484554 >>1484524 That's what he is trying to do you dumb nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:12:03 2016 No.1484571 File: 72 KB, 596x380, the-wolf-of-wall-street-volk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1484499 shave your head and own it you big pussy. stop being such an insecure little bitch. grow a goatee to compensate.

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Patrick Bateman !!eZg4ZGkAk6j Mon Sep 5 13:25:18 2016 No.1484584

>>1484571
This.

Look, there might eventually be a cure, as >>1484511 indicates. Until then, you can't do shit, hiding it is for weaklings, and no-one but you cares. Sure, some girls may complain about it, but it's more about the nature of the guys who try to hide their baldness (embarrassed, weak, shy, etc.) than it is the baldness itself.

I'm sure I'll have this issue at some point, at which point I'm just gonna shave that shit.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:39:47 2016 No.1484686 [DELETED]

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>>1484502
Is this how you cope?

>>1484511
>it's been cured

No it hasn't I have been hearing those "5 more years" bullshit for years. The only thing that has proved to help is minox and finasteride and it does not work for me.

MPB cannot be cured, only palliated.

Im going to try RU next, its my last hope.

>>1484524
>long hair as a male
Confirmed permavirgin.

>>1484571
>hiding it is for weaklings
>I'm just gonna shave that shit.

Don't you see shaving your hair as a male is trying to hide it?

This, coupled with thinking only SOME girls care, then the other bullshit about embarrased, weak, shy being worse than bald itself... I wish I was that deluded. You have healthy levels of cope.

>>1484584

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Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:44:00 2016 No.1484695
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>>1484502
Is this how you cope?

>>1484511
>it's been cured

No it hasn't I have been hearing those "5 more years" bullshit for years. The only thing that has proved to help is minox and finasteride and it does not work for me.

MPB cannot be cured, only palliated.

Im going to try RU next, its my last hope.

>>1484524
>long hair as a male
Confirmed permavirgin.

>inb4 picture of fucking Thor

>>1484571
0/10

>>1484584

>hiding it is for weaklings
>I'm just gonna shave that shit.

Don't you see shaving your hair as a balding male is trying to hide it?

This, coupled with thinking only SOME girls care, then the other bullshit about embarrased, weak, shy being worse than bald itself... I wish I was that deluded. You have healthy levels of cope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:50:27 2016 No.1484708 >>1484695 >caring this much about what girls think Fuck you really should kill yourself. Your genes are pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:51:13 2016 No.1484709 >>1484499 KEK

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:54:00 2016 No.1484711 >>1484708 >Your genes are pathetic. Indeed, im balding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:58:21 2016 No.1484719 File: 155 KB, 480x640, 1454983158032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1484695 >no hair as a male Confirmed permavirgin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:59:20 2016 No.1484724 >>1484711 high test is not a genetic failure

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:00:33 2016 No.1484726 >>1484719 Im not a virgin, I fuck 7+/10 escorts (since it's impossible to fuck 7+ as an average male, let alone a balding average male.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:01:51 2016 No.1484732 >>1484724 >still thinking balding means high test This retarded myth has been proven wrong numerous times now. Balding has ZERO realistic benefits (comedy value benefit = not having to shampoo... and the rest of cliches)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:02:36 2016 No.1484734 >>1484726 confirmed for living in a fantasy land

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:02:53 2016 No.1484737 >>1484726 >impossible Did you ever think that maybe you just have a shit personality?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:03:33 2016 No.1484740 >>1484734 confirmed for being a frustrated wagecuck in the land of the free where escorts are ilegal and trying to find a 7+/10 is a pain in the ass and expensive as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:04:51 2016 No.1484744 >>1484737 No, I have an average face and a receding hairline and crown, coupled with average heigh to boot. Aka trying to fuck 7+'s is a waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:06:48 2016 No.1484747 File: 269 KB, 500x209, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1484744 >mfw 6'2 chad with head of full hair that fucks 8/10s for free Feels fucking great to be honest bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:07:24 2016 No.1484749 >>1484747 >roleplaying

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:08:27 2016 No.1484753 >>1484749 >cope Not everyone is as pathetic as you

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:10:40 2016 No.1484757 >>1484744 I have a friend in the exact position plus being slightly overweight and poor who gets laid all the time by at least sevens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:11:53 2016 No.1484760 >>1484757 >My fat bald friend of 7+ pussy slayer Here we go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:12:44 2016 No.1484762 >>1484749 Actually I'm just like that guy, almost same everything with a large bank account. I never go home alone, mostly 9s or above.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:13:03 2016 No.1484763

I started receding on the corners of my forehead around 23, I'm almost 25 now and there hasn't been much change but both of my uncles were completely bald by 30, so I don't have much to look forward too

My brother is 27 and has a full head of hair, fuck genetics desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:14:47 2016 No.1484766 >>1484760 >this much denial It's all true friend. Your personality is just shit, and you sound like an aspie too. In fact I can think of at least three of my acquaintances who are average at best and pull 7+ a majority of the time.