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>"Good morning, Anon. I'm your new boss."

>> No.14844191
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>>14844178
Here's my two weeks notice.

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>>14844178
>boss

i bought chainlink

>> No.14844204

"I may be white and male, but you will die alone and your cats will have eaten your face by the time a wellness check occurs."

>> No.14844224

>>14844178
>putting her stickers upside down

She's doing this wrong

>> No.14844233

>>14844178
Three words. at-will employment.

>> No.14844236

Yes sir, Mr. Mueller. Might I ask why you are wearing that wig?

>> No.14844241

>>14844178
>Do a 360 and walk away

>> No.14844243

>>14844224
>her
>she

>> No.14844253 [DELETED] 

>>14844178
I quit

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>>14844178

OK,

I'm taking vacation early August, thanks.

>> No.14844269

>>14844191
>not walking out the door immediately

>> No.14844280

>>14844178
sigh...
*unzips dick*

>> No.14844321

>>14844178
>easily out performs boss while subtly bringing up roasties errors to higher ups
>replace her in a few months
it's not that hard anon

>> No.14844334

*does a 360 spin and walks away*

>> No.14844335

>>14844321
>her

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>>14844178
Meet me in the mini kitchen no cockblockers there

>> No.14844377

>>14844241
>360

That will put you in the same direction you were facing retard.

>> No.14844393

>>14844178
I stared at that picture for five minutes, refusing to believe that someone with my tier of Photoshop skills did not put together a collage to make that picture as a troll.

Mighty, jesus-dunking fuck.

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sorry boss but I identify as black lesbian female and I have already filed report with HR for my freshly triggered PTSD caused by your offensive tshirt.

>> No.14844461

damn i didnt know i worked in hr

>> No.14844474

>>14844377
God i hate summer fags

>> No.14844495

The one drop rule works for diversity, but having a Y chromosome means you will never be a woman.

>> No.14844581

hello sir

>> No.14844604

the secret of white collar work is that no one can actually make you do anything, and a bad performing employee reflects mostly on the boss as long as other people stick up for you.

>> No.14844627

>>14844178
"IT'S M'AM"

>> No.14844861

>>14844321
>management
>getting replaced due to poor performance
>ever

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enough

>> No.14844873

>>14844178
>that shirt

She’s not wrong

>> No.14844906

>>14844393
>Mighty, jesus-dunking fuck.
you have to go back faggot

>> No.14845338

>>14844906
I wish I could, but my fucking time machine is broken, niggertits.

Also, put a fucking comma between 'back' and 'faggot'.

t. grammar nazi

>> No.14845368

>>14844377
Give me those digits fucking new fag

>> No.14845467

>>14845338
end your own life you redditor nigger kike before i rape your family to death and smash their heads in with a baseball bat epic style

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>>14845338

>> No.14845906

>>14844178
chigurh?

>> No.14845924

>>14845822
too soon

>> No.14845940

>>14844178
Imagine the sexual tension

>> No.14845972

>>14844241
The only correct answer
>>14845940
Kek!

>> No.14845975

>>14844178
You see how will it feel that a lifelong feeling of self victimization will ultimately lead to god's plan all along? No man will marry you, your womb will be bare and dry like a desert and no children or offspring will be born.

Enjoy natural selection wagie

>> No.14846397

So happy I made the decision to live in Asia. You don't see man-hating feminists around these parts.

>> No.14846466

>>14846397
They're all over South Korea

>> No.14846721

>>14844474
>>14845368
>falling for basic b8

>> No.14847587

>>14844377
Hey newfag, remember you are here forever.