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Previously on /SMG/: >>14836191

>> No.14843577
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AMDCHADS RYZEN THE FUCK UP

SNSSCHADS DAB ON CANCER

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>> No.14843607

>>14843577
Wait for Q2 earnings to be shit and the price to tank and then go all in for them Q3 earnings with Zen 2 on it.

>> No.14843624
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>>14843607
I buy AMD. Hold it. Buy more AMD. Hold it. Then buy more AMD.

>> No.14843625

>>14843577
SHORT AMD

LONG INTC

>> No.14843639

>>14843625
(((They))) always win.

(((They))) are inevitable

>> No.14843644
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>>14843625
Eternally BTFO Intcels

>> No.14843654

>>14843577

Based and Lit

>> No.14843656

LCI to $60

>> No.14843660
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>>14843639
>>14843644
AMD chart very soon you have been warned

>> No.14843698

for me

VTSAX

>> No.14843703

Hey /smg/ I'll be on a work trip for the whole of next week and won't be able to touch my stonks. What should I hold for next week?

(already bought MSFT cheapies today)

>> No.14843713

>>14843660
Perfect time to buy even more AMD before $50 then $100.

>> No.14843764

>>14843703

If you can't make any moves you might want to cash out. Market isn't in a comfy spot.

>> No.14843773

why does MSFT have so much volume? all the other stocks don't have nearly as much

>> No.14843858

Threadly reminder that the Holocost was a farce.

>> No.14843919

>>14843639
>>14843625
I’m holding desu. Intel literally has no plays till late 2020, AMD just blew intel out of the sub-$500 strict gaming market for CPUs, secured next gen consoles, and might have a less shitty GPU when the non blowers come out. I’m thinking long to low $38-high $45 is likely

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>>14843919
Also new server CPU's that will dab on the market and a partnership with Samsung.

>> No.14843951

>>14843919
AMD is going back to $2

>> No.14843978

>>14843773
earnings

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>>14843951
Haha yeah man

>> No.14844124

>>14843577
Nice job turning the 1 thread on /biz/ that's not featuring faggots obsessing over shitcoins and their 0.01 changes - into exactly that.

>> No.14844127

can i open a TD Ameritrade brokerage account if i'm from europe?

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LPTX after hours

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>>14843946
love AMD but sector risk is too much. When the SOXX shits itself, everything goes down.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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>>14844124
I don't care about the changes. I buy. I hold. Repeat.

>> No.14844168

>>14844124
Eventhough I'm an AMDchad I kinda agree, but you gotta realise that this is no different than the TQQQ or LCI shills, except AMD is actually solid.

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>>14844158
based and divpilled

>> No.14844227

Will the Dow be down 1000 tomorrow y/n?

>> No.14844251

>>14844131
Oh nonono I sold so much at 2.08 and didn’t continue buying all the way down!

Oh well, hope we got good news on the way.

>> No.14844256

>>14844131
data coming soon
interested in seeing the results

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>>14844227

???

>> No.14844294

>>14844265
NFLX massive earnings miss they could be down 30%

>> No.14844313

AMRN just did an offering
Buying opportunity if you're interested in the stock

>> No.14844317

>>14843607
>Wait for Q2 earnings to be shit

Unlikely, most earning reports of AMD lately were at least on par or above expectations. Q2 is going to be weak, but it still might outperform expectations. But it wouldn't be the first time a company does well, yet the stock price crashes. Could be the same here, as AMD is currently overvalued.

I'll stay in cash for now and wait for a better opportunity to buy back in.

>> No.14844333

>>14844124
I feel like it’s ok to cheer on a stock you like. It’s ok to bring a little enthusiasm and feeling into these threads
I personally don’t care about that stock and I mostly ignore it.
But the groups of people who do the most damage to these threads are the people who complain about what other people are posting, or that the threads used to be better, etc. If you want a completely boring sanitized stock market discussion without any character, go somewhere else. If you are perturbed at some of our autistic posters, you’ll never fix them and get your way by complaining about it. It comes with the territory

>> No.14844346

>>14844317
Shorting AMD and buying INTC is what the smart money is doing right now

>> No.14844408

>>14844168
Sure, except I open the only stock market thread, and see "AMD" repeated 10 times across different posts. LCI/TQQQ shills are maybe 2-3 posts max in a thread, and sporadically at that.

>> No.14844420

>>14843764
True, but I wouldn't mind waiting it out. I know we will pop back up eventually. (But I would obviously not use leverage nor trade options for this week.)

>> No.14844440

>>14844333
Sure, it's just I usually come to SMG because it's pretty much the only actual discussion taking place on /biz/. Now it's exactly the same as the shitcoins. But I get your point.

>> No.14844473

>>14844346
> this
> smart money

Not only do you have the growing risk of semiconductors shitting themselves as >>14844147 said, but Intel is also going to get raped on ALL fronts, especially in the lucrative server sector which is their bread & butter. They'll survive because they're too big to fail and have loads of money, but buying INTC right now is pissing away money.

It's only going to be a good idea once they're releasing a product worth shit that isn't a rehash of their 14+++nm chips.

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>>14844440
Should have bought AMD at $2 friend you wouldn't be so upset.

>> No.14844497 [DELETED] 

>>14844346
its what the smart money did 1 year ago you mean.

>> No.14844522

>>14844440
Hey what do you want to discuss?
There is a lot of things going on in the market and the world right now.

I hope you aren’t just a lurker who is going to stop by, get some juicy stock picks and hot intel, read some hilarious witty discussion from the /smg/chads, and be on your way without contributing?
(you lurkers reading this are on notice, you know who you are, I know who you are, and you know that I know that you know who you are)

>> No.14844547

>>14844440
AMD is just the hot meme stock of the month, it happens all the time when they miss badly and gap down 30% one day you'll never hear about it again

But the market always has a hot meme stock that the casuals talk about, typically its one at the very top before it crashes

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>>14844473
>they're too big to fail
they also have the laptop market 100% until Apple gets their own processors. If AMD could make real progress here that'd be great, but IceLake or whatever is coming to laptops late this year iirc.

Still, man. Guys who predicted the last jump still see another 50% potential. We're literally about to pass resistance to what was supposed to be a fluke hype pump, right?

>> No.14844609

>>14844522
Mostly the future prospects of VSTM and NVAX, as I've got 10k at 2.20 and 7k on them. But in terms trying to get juicy stocks, yeah - I have been trying to find a good penny stock to get me out of the -4k hole I'm in from NVAX.

>> No.14844636

>>14844158
YUO ARE MY FREN DIVVYFREN
I LOV YUO <3

>> No.14844666

>>14844609
I'm here for selfish and parochial reasons too, I guess.

>> No.14844797

Now someone’s gotta explain how these solar companies routinely way below EPS and deep in debt are coming green. I’d almost buy if I knew there wasnt some niggadry at work

>> No.14844806

>>14844578
> they also have the laptop market 100%

Correct. I don't expect too much from AMD until Zen 2 comes to laptops (aka Ryzen 4000 mobile, since laptops are one process generation behind) and Apple already ditched Intel in favor of ARM processors.

But as I said, the server market dwarfs everything else in terms of revenue and profit. That's absolutely crucial to understand - and it's going to be an slaughter once AMD's Rome releases in August. Everything else is just a sideshow.

https://wccftech.com/amd-epyc-rome-server-cpu-7nm-zen-2-price-specs-leak-64-cores-under-10k/
https://www.golem.de/news/xeon-platinum-8284-intels-240-watt-cpu-kostet-15-000-us-dollar-1907-142603.html (couldn't find a English for that)

Intel CPUs are way more expensive, have less cores, less overall horsepower and draw more energy. All traits that are less than desirable for customers, and that doesn't even take Intel's numerous security holes into account. While the patches might not affect the normal user too much, losing 20-25% server performance is NOT funny.

>> No.14844822

>>14844609
Yeah I dumped all my NVAX on a little pump. It looks like they split since then.
My dirty shameful loss is some $4 GALT calls expiring Friday that I bought before the RO. Felt good at the time, unless there is a buyout news in the next two days it will be my biggest single-position loss in my RH account so far.
I’m not looking to double down on that loss, I’m still up overall. I need to do a better job of bet sizing for some positions, more careful entry.

Which is surprising, actually I have more to complain about from my buys than my sells this year, where for most people, the sells are a lot more difficult than the buys. For me, my sells have been finesse, some of my buys have been ultra-retard

>> No.14844829

>>14844609
damn dude what the hell happened with the NVAX stock? Has to be a biotech

>> No.14844840

Daytraded SPY puts and made about 40%, but if I held them literally 10 seconds longer could have almost doubled it from there. It's a greedy kind of feel.

>> No.14844852

>>14844840
Better than a broke feel, friend. I’d always take a safe 20% over a risky 40%

>> No.14844854

>>14844797
6% increased volume and no signs of stopping does good for shares. Solar installations are expected to increase by 25% over 2018. NEE has plans for 10,000 MW by 2030. Bunch of states are pushing for increased solar.

Overall sentiment is very high but people are betting that the volume translates to profits. So we'll see.

>> No.14844868

>NOT BUYING GREEK STOCKS

>> No.14844877

>>14844829
a lot of failed trials, dilution, and reverse splits

>> No.14844894

>>14844829
Basically the vaccines that they make didn’t do a good enough job giving people autism or curing RSV so they dumped.
They’ve dumped before from failed vaccines too. The company is basically a series of failures. But they are genuinely trying to make good vaccines, they just aren’t actually effective when the stage III ends and they have to show their results
They’ve been through over a billion dollars of investor money in the last decade or so, constant dilution and failed trials

>> No.14844901

>>14844852
Yup, it was a bit wreck less on my part desu, and almost got shaken out intraday but held tight until equities closed.

>> No.14844922

>>14844894
always the risk with those, they can 10x though if they hit their trials

>> No.14844935

>>14844294
The problem was subscriber growth, not earnings.

The thing with the subscription economy is that people are too lazy to cancel, and don't really feel pressured to chose between netflix, amazon, audible, spotify, crunchyroll, Planet Fitness, whatever.

Netflix could reduce spending and raise subscription fees if they were concerned about earnings.

I believe these subscription fees are relatively inelastic, as most people won't cancel their subscriptions in response to price increases.

I would not be surprised to see a full recovery in Netflix, even though Disney is my streaming play.

But because Netflix is heavily linked to amazon, and the post-primeday selloff will likely intensify tomorrow, there may be some cheapies in AMZN and NFLIX tomorrow.

>>14844609
>VSTM
been a while since I heard about that one. I mostly realized my losses, but I'm sitting on a "suicide stack" if it ever moons.

Does it still have the frog magic?

>> No.14844945

>>14844547
>AMD meme stock of the month

Oh my sweet summer child, AMD had been the meme stock of the last 7 years

>> No.14844968

>>14844945
don't ever tell me or my wifes son what the meme stock is

>> No.14844997

>>14844968
Uhhh i just did my sweet summer child :]

>> No.14845034

>>14844935
>The company also said in its letter to shareholders that the missed forecast was most pronounced in regions that saw price increases.

I’m not a Netflix or anything subscriber, but from convos with normies it seems like the price increase and losing office and friends are serious. People are cancelling, especially if they are signing up for other services. Now not too many people cancelled yet (“only” 100K down). But we will see how they do when people start getting the other services

>> No.14845072

>>14845034
Yes... YES...
I wish I had more Disney, maybe we'll get a pullback if they ever have a catastrophic ride malfunction.

From how /tv/ loves their starlets, and their posting about that creepy dan guy, I'd expect them to have been metoo'd by now.

>> No.14845099

>>14845034
Disney is coming out with a streaming service in November at 6.99 a month. There gonna pull their stuff off Netflix. And corner the kids market.

>> No.14845159

>>14844854
>Solar installations are expected to increase by 25% over 2018

I used to work for SolarCity around the Tesla buyout. These kinds of numbers sound like internal hype leaking unless you know someone outside these companies saying this.

You can beat your monthly quota by 200% and they will tell you you should go for 300% the next month. The expectation of sales always increases even when it's fucking winter, one of the worst times to be selling solar because people go "no sun no power hurr hurr"

Every encounter I had with higher management was false claims of great sales progress, and then failing miserably every quarter and watching mgmt flounder and behave like absolute kool-aid drinking snake-oil salesman vying for position by cramming ineffective 20 page scripts on salesman who could sell the shit better if they adlibbed the whole pitch.

Maybe Solar is still doing well outside their own bullshit, but boy I ain't longing this shit.

>> No.14845165

>>14845099
huge if true

>> No.14845180

Futures look pissed off.

>>14842516
>One day I'm going to expect you to explain your life in better detail. Do you trade options to survive? Do you do it for fun? Are you actually a big name hedge fund manager who uses pocket change to shit post on RH? Are you a respected pastor at some church in a nice small town? These are questions that you'll need to answer one day, but until that day comes you're a never ending source of entertainment.

Good luck with that bro, I don't even know me.

>> No.14845188

Someone tell me why I shouldnt buy CBL. It pays 35% dividends

>> No.14845206

>>14845165
They are just google it. Been in the works since 2017

>> No.14845220

>>14843764
Thats how i feel and put a substantial percent in solver and mostly in low volatility etfs. Waiting for the crash to buy the cheapies

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>>14845188
Anyone who tells you NOT to buy a stock with a 30% yield is just trying to FUD you so they can buy it themself
Don’t listen to caution. Cross the rubicon. Become the ruling class

>> No.14845250

>>14845188
When a stock is offering +4% div the company is in trouble and looking for investors. But hey if you go long with them you might make back your money.

>> No.14845269

>>14845188
When was the last time some one went to a shopping mall? Amazon killed the stores, so nobody wants to rent space in the shopping malls unless you're going to just cater to shit you can't get from Amazon. Like restaurants or happy ending massage parlors. That's still leaves a lot of vacant real estate, and all you're going to be doing is paying taxes, insurance, heating/cooling and collecting no rent.

>> No.14845286

>>14845188
Dude that dividend is not safe I don't even need to look at the financials

>> No.14845292

>>14845034
Normie friend is literally bingewatching friends before they lose it & then cancelling Netflix subscription.

>> No.14845313

>>14845292
Jennifer Aniston was smoking hot back in the 90s like god damn!

>> No.14845341

>>14845159
Don't. One of the worst things you can do is invest individuals stocks you don't believe in in some way shape or form.

>> No.14845346

>>14845313
fucking true. now she's fucking ugly.

>> No.14845401

>>14845313
Her and the dark haired one are nipping in every episode I sat in on

>> No.14845402

>>14845346
Women over 25 are gross

>> No.14845415

>>14845269
90% of shopping is still done in-stores. The company is also massively reinventing itself as a more general town-center which are becoming more popular.

>> No.14845417

>>14845402
not really but jennifer aged like fucking shit.

>> No.14845418

>>14845401
Only thing that makes the show worth watching.

>> No.14845447

>>14845417
Not as bad courtney cocks

>> No.14845453

>>14845292
But.. they do realize tpb exists, right?

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Awww fiddlesticks. Futures are mad. I may have covered my short too early.

>> No.14845478

>>14845447
yep. forgot her name.

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What's with these pink No Men for Trump shirts?

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>>14845469
>covering when we haven't even tested major trend-lines

>doubled my money in 2 days on an ITM put weekly with a strike well above ATH and only 30 cents worth of time value
go bears! Thank you for Recession Watch™ Raoul-sama!

>> No.14845575

>>14845469
Well yeah 95% of the time when we close at the low the selling isn't over yet and we're still in a 3 wave.

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>>14845545
>covering when we haven't even tested major trend-lines

I did that because I'm not very comfortable going short straight off the top like this. I will be more confident about it if S&P rallies to a lower high bull trap kinda thing.

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>>14845165
disney had avengers movies and series exclusives coming to their service too.

Btw, this could be the beginning of a new golden era for the big studios. Investing in Disney for the longhaul could be the buy.

The "Golden Age of Hollywood" saw the movie-making entertainment industry completely monopolize their business and be the 3rd largest industry in America from 1920 to 1945. Govt breakup of monopolies and the TV's release in the late 1940s ended the golden era. The criteria that made studios into fucking cash-cow city states was this;

>Ownership of the stars, often made famous by the studio who served as big draws on 7 year+ contracts only to be traded like athletes on occasion when it suited the studio.

>Monopoly ownership of the entire movie making process. From the very beginnings of gathering material for a script, to production with studio staff, directors and stars, all the way to distribution by only being able to see (for example) Fox movies in a Fox theater unless block-booked to a independent theater.

>Providing an entire evening of entertainment by have cartoons, news, a b-movie and the featured film engross audiences for hours in lavish theaters. Going to the movies was an event, not just a way to not have to talk to your family during when you visited during the holidays.

Fast forward to today.

Rather than "stars", we have major IPs like those under Disney (marvel, star wars), Fox (x-men, avatar), Sony (meaning Columbia Pictures franchises like jumanji, spiderman, MIB) drawing in huge audiences on name alone.

We return to monopoly ownership as studios contract or produce their own franchises in-house and distribute on their own paid streaming services.

Rather than an occasional evening event, we have these always-open streaming services providing hours of entertainment via subscription providing this on-demand version of the golden age services 24/7.

It's going to take a lot for the studios to fuck the potential.

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>futures
gg bobos

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>>14845709
it's our time

>> No.14845757

>>14845634
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.digitaltrends.com/movies/disney-plus-streaming-service-news/%3Famp&ved=2ahUKEwihk7D4mL3jAhX8B50JHcwzDdgQFjAPegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw0wxmKz6_3FVIXLbIeBNCQJ&ampcf=1

Just do your research on a compan. Look at who and how much of Disney owns. Come Christmas that little mouse will do to the streaming market like he did to the movie market

Drop his little red pants and skull fuck all his competitors.

>> No.14845776

what are futures?

>> No.14845798

>>14845188
I mean, if you just reinvest the dividends, starting at 10k you'd have a million in 11 years without an increase. I think you should just throw your life savings at this. It's not like a dividend can change or anything, and even if it does, it's not like the stock that offers that dividends craters fucking hard when that happens. I'm going to do it, fuck moon missions we're going to slowly drift into retirement now, you and me. I think we should both go all in on this, and then in 20 years buy that jew pedos island and bang legal broads.

>> No.14845814

>>14845447
Yeah, I'd fuck the shit out of Lisa Cudrow to this day tho.

>> No.14845838

>>14845757
no ones alive at that company to feel good about lying low for decades after being considered a minor studio compared to MGM, Warner and Paramount and then literally owning the whole industry by 2030

>> No.14845839

>>14845724
I have a feeling I'm gonna lose some money tomorrow (open XLP calls) :^)

>> No.14845844

>>14845776
Fucking crashing the futures are. See tomorrow you will.

>> No.14845880

>>14845798
So what you're saying is do it?

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>>14845709
>>14845724
> mfw being in cash right now

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I'm going to take my SPY put trade and use the winnings to buy mid-dated ITM NUGT calls. Go go shiny boomer rock!

>> No.14845908

>>14844131

Oh Mr. Mirabelli who art in Massachusetts. Lead us to lamobland, and deliver us from wagekek'ing.

>> No.14845915

>>14845844
oh i think i know what they are

they are contracts that say that you will buy whatever stock in X time for Z amount of money right? so if futures are crashing it means that the market thinks the future market is going to go down?

>> No.14845936

>>14845838
Disney and affiliated makes up 65% of box office sales. They own NBC fox national geographic ESPN 60% of hulu and have their original content. It might be a slow fuck but they will fuck Netflix HBO and prime. They know traditional T.V is dying and will grab the kid market (witch every other streaming service ignores) and at the same time slowly pull their content off the others.

>> No.14845942

>>14845915
The market will be down a minimum of 666 on the dow tomorrow

>> No.14845943

>>14845936
so is disney a long hold?

>> No.14845952

>>14845943
its called an investment, my boy. welcome to the big leagues.

but also fuck disney

>> No.14845954

>>14845915
The futures are the market. SPY is setting up to gap down a dollar at open.

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>>14845943
>>14845952
Oh I forgot marval Pixar and Lucas films

Yes I'm buying more in this dip

>> No.14846026

>>14845880
Be trolling, please. No, I wouldn't advise it. And I certainly wouldn't advise believing for a second that the dividend will last. Learn their financials and watch it for a quarter. I haven't even looked at the ticker, but something is seriously wrong here. Think about it this way - Wells Fargo issued me a mortgage at 4.3%. They're expecting to lose about 2% a year in inflation on the deal. Why in the name of fuck would anyone do this when they could buy REITs that give out 30+% a year? Think about that. There is always logic in the market. Either that dividend is about to go down, or it's about to disappear, or everyone believes this is the case and are treating it as so just to be prepared. Those are the only three cases I can think up for why it would be 30+%.

>> No.14846044
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>>14845954

>> No.14846078

>>14845880
Yes if you want to watch your money burn. Stocks are not cryptocurrency they have a company behind them. This is a dying one and that 35% div is a last grasp.

>> No.14846089

>>14846026
Lmaooooo I would buy it but 30% a year is a shit rate of return. I need like 100 percent a day or I'm never going to retire to my private island surrounded by beautiful big titted women who will wash my balls for me.

>> No.14846103

>>14845952
>>14846019
yeah, it does look like a good investment. that and the sexy dividend looks nice as fuck

>> No.14846105
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Good shorts for tomorrow
$FRAN
$JAGX
$TRNX
$FCEL
$FLKS
$AETI

These are going to be the biggest losers tomorrow, ride these tickers down into the abyss and make yourselves some decent pocket change.

>> No.14846134

what's better, put options or shorting?

>> No.14846138
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>>14846089
I've washed my balls my whole life and I don't think I could trust anyone else to do as good of a job

>> No.14846195

>>14846134
Depends on your level of risk and horizon for your trade. Generally, you buy put options (instead of shorting) when you want to limit your maximum loss, when volatility is under priced and when you think a change in the stock price will happen within a certain time frame rather than just "eventually".

>> No.14846202

>>14846134
Short SPY never fails

>> No.14846276

>>14846138
They're women of course they're going to do a terrible job, but they're going to use their mouths to was my balls on my private island.

>> No.14846301

also, fuck thefly and thinkorswim. really? paying for the news? what the hell? isn't there any news page optimized for the markets that doesn't cost money? i don't want to create a thinkorswim account yet, it's too early, i still know jack shit about all of this

>> No.14846303

>>14846202
first rule of investing is never short the sp500

second rule is buy more during dips

>> No.14846349

>>14845954
This is your last chance to pick up cheap SPY shares under 300

>> No.14846357

>>14845292
I just heard about some new normie behavior today for the first time. Apparently they will just put on TV shows in the background all day. Specifically the office or friends. Like they rely on Netflix for that

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>>14846303
>first rule of investing is never short the sp500

Nonsense. Just don't be a bagholding doofus about it if it goes the wrong way on you.

>> No.14846420

>>14846089
Buy Intel

>> No.14846447

>>14846349
If you like it at 300, you're going to love it at 150 a year from now.

>> No.14846463

>>14846357
I know people that do that. It's background noise. Usually it was sportscenter or something.

I put music on while I do shit. Same function.

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>>14846349
Why would I want a stagnating index with no growth potential and declining revenues? I'd rather buy some pajeet outsourcing call center in some tiger infested village than anything in this country. We're totally fucked and shit.

>> No.14846500

>>14846303
I know this guy was asking about options he knows fuck all and shouldn't be playing with fire trying to get rich quick. Should build a profile around longs with good div then play with the profits. And learn outside of /biz/

>> No.14846503

>>14846349
serious doubt the way the global economies are shaping up.

>> No.14846505
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My new driver's license just came in the way. Holy moly government is getting fancy pants with these things lately. Pic related is the gov's sample. The cut away part with the outline of Alberta on the right is see through and the picture is also sort of translucent ghost image of my disembodied head. Neat.

Also cool dinosaur skeleton. I approve of that. They should put one of those on the license plates.

>> No.14846521

>>14846500
>And learn outside of /biz/
where? Investopedia?

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>>14846357
Not for long

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Still adding WKHS on Dips.Still flying Under the Radar, I'm stoked.

The Trump Pump was real and its pulled back mildly after another solid leg up Monday.

>>UPS Contract for 1000 Trucks

>>63 Truck Contract with DHL

>>Finalist for 5 billion dollar USPS Contract, only all Electric & All American Truck left in the running

Rumor of Amazon interest in using their drones for delivery service

>>Trump Tweet supporting Workhorse acquiring GM Lordstown Plant.

>> No.14846563

>>14845165
Th-this post was a joke guys.

This has been common knowledge since march/april, and very bullish for the mouse.

>> No.14846577

>>14846521
/biz/ is a good source for day trading material and swings but it's full of cryptocurrency people trying to get rich quick. I use 10-20% of my profile for day and option trading the rest are longs and div

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>>14845034
Would this be stupid to do?

>> No.14846736

>>14846618
Volatility crush because the earnings came out. You're not getting 25% on that spread tomorrow.

>> No.14846825

>>14846618
I'll help you out a bit - I just cancelled my Netflix subscription

>> No.14846856

>>14843703
pls respond

>> No.14846914

>>14846856
hold cash, the market is really going to shit the bed on 24th when boeing announces they're fucked, amazon anounces they're fucked, and some other perfect storm of fucked.

>> No.14846953

>>14846914
Can confirm. My uncle is vice president to Boeing and Amazon

>> No.14846977

>>14846856
this market contraction is going to last probably 2 more weeks. You could pick up a triple levered bear fund and make a few shekels before switching into longs at lower prices early august.

>> No.14847026

>>14846977
We are testing December lows

>> No.14847309

>>14847026
I’m testing some personal December lows right now
Nothing to do with the stock market

>> No.14847315

While everything is closed and boring. Crypto keeps getting recognition

>BREAKING: Japan to lead global effort to set up international network for cryptocurrency payments - Reuters
Great news for crypto considering there's literally hundreds of exchanges waiting for approval in Japan.

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>>14847309
I hope you are getting good at limbo or squatting and not sad, fren.

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>>14843557
Newbie brainlet question for you all. What would happen if somebody decided to limit buy a huge amount of stock? Would the order just not be filled completely as the price grows, or would it cause demand to increase the price? I've only been doing this for 6 months or so.

>> No.14847439

Nooooooo futures stop recovery

>> No.14847441

>>14846521
Stocktwits

>> No.14847487

>>14846505
>Didn't make gender female
Enjoy your high car insurance Berta bro

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>>14847439
Nikkei is down 1.6%. We red tomorrow. dw.

>> No.14847565

>>14847487
This. I once knew a trans "man" who wouldn't update it's drivers license for this exact reason.

>> No.14847607

>>14847435
What do you mean? It can gap above or below a limit order, but when the market is live they need to breach the limit order at 666 to breach 666. If that's what you're asking

>> No.14847610

>>14847435
Yeah it’s called a partial fill, or a partially filled order
If you want to really dig into market mechanics you might as well go all the way down, it’s an interesting topic

>> No.14847611

>>14847524
They're just selling nip equities to buy American innovation and nongmo certified organic and kosher growth.... my puts are fucked....

>> No.14847679

>>14847487
>Enjoy your high car insurance

Meh. I'm old enough now that age is a non-factor in my insurance premiums. It sucked in my 20's but not so much now. That's a funny idea though. Like, what is the drawback to changing your "official" sex for insurance purposes?

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>>14847607
>>14847610
These helped, thanks.

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>>14847679
>Like, what is the drawback to changing your "official" sex for insurance purposes?
Literally nothing

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/change-gender-identification-insurance-alberta-1.4754416

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>>14846914
>>14846953
Netflix got fucked today. Might go all-in on gold ETF's and bonds and then cash out of that when boomers panic-buy in.

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That nigga Microsoft is next son

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>>14847752
>Alberta man slices off penis after attaching razor blade to fidget spinner

INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR

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Damn son, Netflix wiped off all of it's gains for YTD.

13% move in a day is HUGE.

>> No.14848184

Bulls showed up in futures trading and ran it up to flat. Plot thickens.

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>>14847315
Woooow... should I be buying one of those meme stocks like riot or that gray BTC trust?!

I love that Japan is making it official after Korea banned it and the US has shown itself incompetent but curious.

Could it have anything to do with their dislike for the yen being used as a hedge against currency depreciation? Or a subversive move against the king dollar? Perhaps to encourage Chinese capital flight and to get back at yuan manipulation?

Or is it another “fuck you” to Korea?

Or maybe it’s just solidarity now that BTC is getting #metoo’d

>>14848121
That’s why I feel like it’s too huge to last.

>>14847524
>1.6%
That’s fuckhuge. There go my nip ETFs and my Nintendo.

I have too hard of a time selling stocks I like when they rally. I knew Nintendo was too high, and I thought it would likely pullback, but I couldn’t sell.

>> No.14848572

>>14848405
5% of a portfolio in crypto was the sane advice 2 years ago by big names and it's probably like 10% now that it's shown some serious support to not crash to 0.

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>>14848405

Short term, I would agree with you. But once you get into a series of negative reinforcement things do spiral out of control.

Next thing you know it's December 24th, 2018 and Steven Munchkin is on the phone with all of the major banks talking about liquidity being okay in the system.

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>>14846357
I do that

ive unironically done that to watch the office from start to finish dozens of times (even though i still have no idea what happens after season 6 or so

music on pandora has ads every ten minutes, but random crap ive seen before on my friends stolen netflix account is ad free way to have white noise in the background

that being said NFLX is dead in a couple years when they run out of old 90's and 00's shows and replace everything with "netflix original series" bullshit

>>14848121
welcome to earnings season

it only gets worse from here

>> No.14849623

Jack in the Box shall be green tommrow
studies suggest

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>>14849623
but will the rest of the sector drag it down anyways?

also, is that based on leaked earnings, or future outlook from leaked report?

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>>14849683
I mean I dont know what the hell this is but Investing.com shows august earnings already. I guess you could say leaked


anyways because its fast food + other reasons its aloof from other re the cyclical restaurants
like the main restuaraunt etf PEJ was down 1% today and Jack up 1.4%

>> No.14849878

UNH reporting pre-market, and look, NEWS!

>WASHINGTON (AP) — House Democrats and Republicans joined in a rare show of unity Wednesday, voting overwhelmingly to repeal an unpopular tax on generous health insurance that's a symbol of former President Barack Obama's signature health care law.

More news too!
More rate cuts!
>The Bank of Korea lowered its key interest rate by a quarter percentage point to 1.50% following a meeting of its monetary policy committee, which also cut its growth forecast for the country's economy this year from 2.5% to just above 2%.

And this really WEIRD thing China is doing! They’re opening another stock market or something?
>BEIJING (AP) — Trading starts Monday on a Chinese stock market for high-tech companies that play a key role in official development plans that are straining relations with Washington.

>Regulators have approved 25 companies in information technology and other fields seen by communist leaders as a path to prosperity and global influence for the Shanghai Stock Exchange's STAR Market.

>The market, modeled on the U.S.-based NASDAQ, reflects the ruling Communist Party's desire to channel private capital into its development plans. It gives small Chinese investors a chance to buy into tech industries that have mostly turned to Wall Street to sell shares.

>The STAR Market will raise money for industries some American officials see as a competitive threat, though it has no direct link to Beijing's tariff war with President Donald Trump.

And if you haven’t noticed, Trump has started a feud with some brown ladies, and I bet the money is now just absolutely SURGING into the election campaigns of all parties involved!

That’s all the news for now. The crypto fear/greed index update tonight shows a surge in greed of 21 points! This guy thinks that means we’re in for some real pain over there!

>> No.14849949

>>14849878

Huh. Bullish for healthcare then.

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>>14845188
are they going out of fucking business? I can't imagine why else they would offer dividends that high

>> No.14850035

>>14849949
I think, bullish for insurance and managed care. Anthem and UNH. I don’t expect an effect for drugs like JNJ or Merck or the biotechs.

>> No.14850060

>>14845952
I fucking hate Disney, and Espn. But I hate to say it their fucking soulless degenerate pedo infested company seems to make money

>> No.14850094

>>14849177
Always sunny is the superior background show, office is normie polliticallu correct feminist approved anti-humour, youd have to be an retarded ape to enjoy the office

>> No.14850273

>>14850094
>being a live-action cuck
The correct background watching is mediocre anime dubs, and when you need something comfy as fuck, futurama.

>> No.14850373

>>14850273
Yea if youre gey ;)

>> No.14850493

>>14850373
DID YUO JUSS ASSUME MY GENNDER?

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>>14843557
I thought I should let /smg/ know that I made 63 cents on my portfolio yesterday and can no longer associate with you peasants. I suppose if you beg.....I may let you i on my investing secrets.

>> No.14850617

>>14850493
Assume this *smacks you with wiener*

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>>14850094
>>Always sunny is the superior background show
its not when youve seen it so much that you can recite most dialog word for word

and i watch too much animated shows as it is, shit like the office helps me relate to others much better
less cringy to quote in public too

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>>14850648
>shit like the office helps me relate to others much better
>less cringy to quote in public too

>socializing with people

>> No.14851077

>>>news/430514
>>>news/thread/430514

Hopefully one of those works.

Looks like the anime is on fire, brace for more pain, nikkei investors.

>> No.14851094
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Kyoto Animation noooooo!

https://globalnews.ca/news/5638464/kyoto-animation-studio-arson/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwjw1uP8_r3jAhUYCc0KHZyDDJgQ0PADMA96BAgHEA4&usg=AOvVaw3u0rhr6Gp2os_Fgzg9EmwD&ampcf=1

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>>14850762
ive been anti social for too long now, i need someone to pump some babies into so my dna can live on into future generations

>> No.14851279

>>14851094
>10 people suspected dead
Holy fuck! I didn’t realize that! Suspected arson, that is dark!

Fuuuuuck I really don’t want to realize losses in my EWJ and JPN... but this is bearish news, and thatmoney could be used to buy the dip in LMT or something.

I’ve got to stop trading, it seems I’m doing more harm than good, and have become “that” retail “investor”

>maybe it’s karma for the infinite eight...

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>>14851094
>23 people confirmed dead
>after a suspect poured out liquid and burned it down
Jesus christ, the people who made lucky star and Haruhi! Those were my favorite when I was a young teenager. Ratsu is gonna be upset

>> No.14851740

>>14851432
KyoAni is an institution, no doubt about it. They’ve picked some real winners to animate.

>On July 18, 2019 shortly after 10:30 JST, multiple fires broke out at Kyoto Animation's first studio that were reportedly caused by a 41-year-old man pouring gasoline inside who later admitted to committing the arson.[15] Of the approximately 70 people in the building at the time at least 23 people have died[16] and at least 35 others were injured, requiring treatment in local hospitals, over 20 are still unaccounted for.[17]

Arsonist already confessed, 1/3 of the people in the building already dead.

>> No.14852154

>>14846914
Do you think Powell will cut 50bps on 31 if Boeing craps out on 24?

>> No.14852164

>>14851740
>>14851432
wtf is this, jap going crazy?

>> No.14852207

>>14851279
Active investing and stock picking is hard:

Years of underperforming the market as a result of the Fed's rigged stock environment where fundamentals no longer matter has led many investors to seek out less expensive alternatives, especially since central banks no longer allow even a modest drop in the market. But hedge funds reported their best first half in a decade this year as managers capitalized on the surge in stocks after their plunge late last year.

Even still, the 5.7% gain across the hedge fund industry paled in comparison to the S&P 500, which returned almost 19% over the same course of time. This came after hedge funds delivered their worst performance since 2011 last year.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-16/despite-best-first-half-decade-hedge-funds-fees-continue-fall-0

>> No.14852471

Any reason why AMD is down so much in the futures?

>> No.14852568

>>14852471
I bought 15 33.5 AMD puts so give it some time before open before it hits 34 PM

>> No.14852704

>>14852471
Don’t know

Netflix PR team is trying to slide /smg/ with an Asuka raid

Bumping for Misato

>> No.14852952

>been up for 24hrs
>working night shift
>just drank a rockstar to keep from falling asleep on the job
>I know have the shakes and week knees
>silver price is going up

What am I going to wake up to tomorrow frens?

>> No.14853021

What in the flying fuck of all is this shit. I go do the sleep sleep and futures were down a third of a percentage point now we are setting up to have a green open? Never count the shekels before the goyim pays.

>> No.14853197

>>14853021
Only the weakest hands folding in an illiquid futures market.

>> No.14853301

MSFT REPORTS EARNINGS TODAY!
After market close. MSFT is still insanely cheap.

>> No.14853346

>>14853301
Should i hold my 137 139 strangle into the ER?

>> No.14853404

Holy shit guys Nikkei futures are brutal

>> No.14853412

>>14853021
ECB and BankofKorea are priming the pump

Fiat down, gold and stawks up

Negative interest rates will fund free healthcare for all of Central America and Somalia

>> No.14853455
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I’m really going to make it this time! I could cry I’m so happy

>> No.14853465

>>14853346
Actually that sounds bad, I wouldn't expect it to jump over 139 today. I suppose it could drop low if they miss earnings (currently 136 in premarket). But you do you fren.

>> No.14853602

>>14853455
Dubs confirm, you're really gonna make it fren

>> No.14853651

SNSS hitting the ground today. Where are all the snss virgins that were talking about hitting 1$ on friday? Stay mad SNSS kiddos

>> No.14853690

Candy corns are numnums.

>> No.14853691

>>14844408
There’s literally a tripfaggot called LCIguy my retarded dude. Every funny stock gets shilled here now and then. It’s much more manageable than the crypto shit outside of our bubble.

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>>14852164
nips have always been ultracrazy, at least most of them
their whole modern culture and society is like a power-restraint to prevent them from going imperial and taking over the enter western pacific rim like they did 70 years ago

>>14853690
nah FUCK candy corn

>>14853412
>Fiat down, gold and stawks up
good FUCK 'money'


>Negative interest rates will fund free healthcare for all of Central America and Somalia
wait what no
I don't like that part
can't they pay for their own healthcare

>> No.14853818

Futures getting greendildo'd

>> No.14853884
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>>14853818
just like the sky was falling yesterday, now everything is fine and super-bullish right?

nah

scuttles and snibs
the momentum shuffler
the range snipper

it's summer time, we should all be drunk on a beach somewhere eating crab legs
if not that, then at the very least make sure that the crab isn't eating you

>> No.14853891

Fuck futures, something much more important just happened

>KyoAni headquarters burned down by arsonist

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20190718_35/
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49027178

F

>> No.14853916

Fuck nips, fuck gooks, and fuck everybody pumping the spy.

>> No.14853924

>>14853891
>weeabos dead
How is this bad news?

>> No.14853944

>>14853924
>Japanese animators are weeabos

>> No.14853978

>>14853891
Damn, that sucks. /a/ isn't taking the news well

>> No.14853988

Quick how do I short anime?

>> No.14853996

>>14843557

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>>14853944

>> No.14854135

>JPM is hoarding silver
>Warren Buffett bought 200 billion worth of JPM
>JPM caught holding down silver price
>whale just bought a huge amount of silver and moved the price by a $1

Get your ducks in a row frens, (((they))) are going to crash the economy with no survivors.

>> No.14854175

>>14854135
my geese have been aligned forever now, wish they would just get on with it

>> No.14854255

Do you guys invest but swing shares in companies that are in all likelyhood never going away?
Shit like McDonalds, Lamborghini, Starbucks - all companies that are guaranteed to continue making profit as long as the air is breathable. These companies are gonna have their times of good and times of bad, and they have enough lawyers and media control to never have a controversy so huge that it destroys their business, right?
Amerifats are always going to buy mcdonalds
Rich people are always going to buy Lambos
Starbucks is always gonna be the standard for consumer grade coffee
No?

>> No.14854259

FUCKING LEAP
>up a couple hundred bucks after hours
>plan to sell and bail in morning
>8 rolls around and it's not even $2 anymore
This game is hard

>> No.14854300

>>14854255
No.

>> No.14854301
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>>14853651
Just increased my stack 25%

>> No.14854322

>>14854175

Everyone I talk to is oblivious to what is looming over their head. Co worker just told me she bought a $50,000 SUV because she needed a bigger car for her family. I just shook my head and couldn’t fathom how someone could do that at this point in time. I pray the people I care about make it through what’s coming but I see some getting absolutely BTFO.

Also,

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

FUCK KIKES

>> No.14854344

>>14854300
Explain why I am an idiot.
I'm still trying to learn.

>> No.14854367

>>14854322
This lul is going to pass before September. It's not #thebigone, but the next 3 weeks will be an Ursa Minor.

>> No.14854368

>>14854322
Go

Back

To

/pol/

>> No.14854399

>>14854368

You must be new here.

>> No.14854453
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Banks are fucked, oil is fucked, BTC is fucked, but you know what isn't? $PG $PEP $KO because when the apocalypse happens Lays, Coca-cola, and Pampers will be the new currency.

(Please go up today, XLP)

>> No.14854465

>>14854368
Politics can have big impacts on the markets.... You need to understand whats going on in politics to be an intelligent investor. It's in Big5Guy's book.

>> No.14854467

We will never crash because everytime we have a little dip everyone dumb ass bear blows their rent money on SPY shorts or puts and they all end up short squeezing themselves. When will they learn that they are not supposed to make it? Nature will run its course when they finally give up.

>> No.14854501

>>14854322
>Everyone I talk to is oblivious to what is looming over their head. Co worker just told me she bought a $50,000 SUV
Ugh. I know, man. That shit is gonna suck to drive. A few months in, she'll be bitching about how it handles like shit: the excessive body roll, the lazy acceleration, the awkward truck-like seating position. Your colleague just signed herself up for a world of disappointment and she's paying $50k for the priviledge.

F

>> No.14854520

>>14854344
You can rely on companies just always being the best. There are other factors that effect their valuations. Like DPZ is not always going to be the best pizza and the stock recently dipped due to increase competition. some stock will be fine for long term holds, but that doesn't mean they are good for swing trading.

>> No.14854521

>>14853988
buy BILI
chink anime

>>14854467
as soon as they run out of money, we get an actual drop and a bear market, where the true bears can make some money
the problem with permabears is that they never hibernate, so they end up starving to death trying to forage for berries in the wintertime

>> No.14854523

the cheapies never end

>> No.14854558

I can’t wait to get paid so I can some JPM.

Also don’t forget to buy puts on GME

>> No.14854584

This price action at open is a suckers rally!

>> No.14854679

shill me a stock that I can hold until Monday 29 without looking at it

>> No.14854694

>>14854679

SNSS BABY WE MOONING

>> No.14854727

Just wait for 1030 when the guys from Chicago start selling.

>> No.14854765

FUCKING TACO EATERS STOP BUYING THIS MEXICAN SUBWAY SHIT!

>> No.14854786

>>14854765

Wut

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>> No.14854821
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>>14854786
I'm getting bogged over here.

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>> No.14854851

NOOO!!!!!!! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A RED DAY FOR THE LARGER MARKET NOT MY FUCKING PORTFOLIO!!!!

>> No.14854879

UNH selloff?

Top & Bottomline beat and raise isn't good enough?

Fuck this season, I'm getting crushed everywhere but my MObabbies.

>> No.14854938

>>14854694
Indeed. We all ginna make it?!

>> No.14854949

I just went all in on MSFT. Wish me luck lads.

>> No.14854954

ok the gap was filled you can sell this shit off now!

>> No.14854961

>>14854821
>betting against a highly popular business that will almost always turn a profit due to its low operating costs
Now why would you voluntarily do something like this? Next you're gonna say you're out here betting against McDonalds, aren't you?

>> No.14854968

>>14854949
You gonna make it!!! Fingers crossed, fren!

>> No.14854994

>>14854453
Probably a stupid question, but how are banks fucked? I don't hold any bank stocks so I don't follow those too closely, but all the CNBC notifications I get are banks beating estimates

>> No.14855013

>>14854961
I didn't do any DD, I just listened to somebody ITT.

>> No.14855041

>>14855013
Which put did you purchase? Their chart is ready for blood.

>> No.14855054

I asked /smg/ a few weeks ago what I should do with $100 that Schwab gave me and one anon said to buy VRUS. I placed a 5000 buy order at 0.02 each and today it finally went through. What do I do now?

>> No.14855067

>>14855041
tomorrow's $760

>> No.14855085

Im totally new on this, answer me honestly.

Is this like gambling?

>> No.14855089

>>14855054
1. Less is more
2. Stop blindly listening to 4channelers

>> No.14855090

>>14855085
yes there is no difference to gambling
we just don't like casinos so we trade online

>> No.14855091

>>14855054
Could put a sell order at .03 to make back $1500. Just hope it gets that high

>> No.14855103

>>14855085
Pennies and options can be.
>>14855067
Tight frame when ES looks like it wants a hard bounce.

>> No.14855109

>>14855089
what do you mean by less is more?.
>>14855091
that would be $150

>> No.14855140

>>14855085
No no, in gambling you have a chance to win. And if you do it right, you get free drinks.

>>14855109
Less money, fewer trades

>> No.14855163

>>14855090
>>14855103
>>14855140
Awesome, Thank you.

>> No.14855171

I have a sad, where's Faget Jr. with that image with the advice.

>> No.14855181

>>14855109
My bad, didn't bother to do the math I just assumed u dumped the full $1000 into it.

>>14855085
Educated gambling. I got TTI, that is a straight gamble. But I also have WKHS and REKR and those are somewhat educated. New fleet of mail trucks from workhorse looks like a good move and license plate reading software from REKR seems like something good long term. Just look into the companies you are thinking of investing in to see if it looks promising. Gambling is straight odds and chance, can't make educated choices with casinos

>> No.14855182

>>14854344
Just buy the whole index.

>> No.14855195

Why dont more people sell TQQQ puts?
Its like free money every week

>> No.14855200

>>14855085
What /biz/ does is 100% gambling and don't let anyone try to convince you otherwise. They have NO clue what the fuck they are doing and fail miserably to make money.

Go buy vanguard SP500 and call it quits. You'll do better than anyone else on /biz/.

>> No.14855213

>>14855085
If you buy and hold clear blue chip dividend kings, no*. If you are doing just about anything else, yes (if there were a surefire low cost bet you could make then someone else would already be capitalizing on it - your bookie). That said, gambling is what makes it fun.

*- this is also gambling and you can fail here, but you're very unlikely to.

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bitcorn to 2000, gold back below 1000, spy 2500, real restate 20 years inflation adjusted downfall, bonds to zeroworthless and qe destroys all and banks, euro currency countries to break up eventually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtVirHikldA

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Yes Chicago, it's time.

>> No.14855225

>>14855200
No, buy JNJ, the chart demands it.

>> No.14855226

>>14855200
2/3 USMV 1/3 TQQQ will easily beat that

>> No.14855241

>>14854994
They've bounced back a bit. They were tanking mostly due to the looming interest rate cut. That being oldish news + the treas. sec. fudding BTC might have given them a boost this morning.

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Wtf happened to my LPTX after hour gains

>> No.14855306

who here /msft/ waiting on earnings today?

>> No.14855322

aren't TD Ameritrade's commissions fucking incredible? 6.95/share? what the fuck? IBKR costs like 0.005/share

>> No.14855342

>>14855272
I never did see the candle on that. How was the the volume?

>> No.14855371

>>14855322
its 6.95 per trade retard

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JUST

>> No.14855392

>>14855322
>>14855371
I hate how per trade fees force me to make much larger buys...
But Schwab is 4.95/trade

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>>14855306
ME

>> No.14855409

>>14855371
per trade, you're right. but still. fucking incredible comission.

>> No.14855414

>>14855272
Nothing matters until the data comes

>> No.14855422

>>14855306
I'm all in MSFT. My body is ready.

>> No.14855447

I've said it once I will say it again. This is a sucker's rally.

>> No.14855459

>>14855447
a sucker like your mom lmao

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>>14855447
Should I close my long, Bags? I don't wanna get JUST'd again. This is my first green day in like 2 weeks.

>> No.14855478

I'm about to close all my position and open up a metric fuck ton of DOMSPDMM

>> No.14855500

>>14844935
Subscriber growth is absurdly important as a metric, especially with this year in streaming. Netflix is going to be losing a massive amount of markestshare over the next year. Their hope to stave this off has always been international growth which sure they will get a piece of, but it's inevitable that their competitors take this as well as people gravitate towards content and franchises they know and love.

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>>14855500
>as a metric

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>SNSS up another 4.17% today so far
Keep on climbing you beautiful bastard, you can do it

>> No.14855573

EA STOCK FELL EA GAME ACESS WILL LAUNCH NEXT WEEK ON PS4 SO SURELY WILL GO UP AGAIN BUY NOW

>> No.14855610

>>14855573
Aha. So this is the gambling part.
You guys look like are having fun.
Wholesome board

>> No.14855630

I spent all the gains I made yesterday last night, and now all my gains are gone. This can't be happening. Wait till the west coast wakes up and see's what happened to their beloved kikeflix. surely they will be the catalyst that causes the biggest red candle in the history of candle stick charts.

>> No.14855682

I baked a new bread, threadly reminder to post your threadly reminders.

>>14855672
>>14855672
>>14855672


>>14855672
>>14855672
>>14855672

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we are witnessing very rare 'slow decline' market manouver this usually does not occur at ath :Z

>> No.14855732

Oh my nonsecular being of worship! Do you gender-neutral pronoun's see what iss happening to Netflix? I'm going to sell my 2 shares right now.

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>>14855732

>> No.14856865

does anyone on here take advantage of T's bonkers .51 cents per share quarterly dividend? should i just put half my bank account into it and collect divvies?