Show yourself

[Anonymous No.14836574]

This is 99% of biz posters

[Anonymous No.14836616]

>>14836574
>faces the screen away from any entrances
Fuck you, anon. I’m not a virgin

[Anonymous No.14836676]

>>14836574
delete this

[Anonymous No.14836690]

This is me but I have felt the warmth of a woman before. Still borderline incel though

[Anonymous No.14836695]

>>14836574
It's so accurate it hurts a little

[Anonymous No.14836698]

>>14836574
this is a bit too close to home OP delet this

[Anonymous No.14836703]

sold phone to buy more link

[Anonymous No.14836719]

>>14836574
p-pls delet now

[Anonymous No.14836738]

delete this post immediately

[Anonymous No.14836771]

>>14836574
used to be me, started reading before bed now though. About a quarter of the way through Gravity's Rainbow by Pynchon. Pretty good so far.

[Anonymous No.14836784]

>>14836771
Based as fuck

[Anonymous No.14836824]

>>14836690
Spooning your mom doesnt count.

[Anonymous No.14836856]

>>14836771
I can only ever make it through 1/2 of Pynchon's books i just get kinda of bored

too many characters and plots at one time, i guess

[Anonymous No.14836859]

kek.

[Anonymous No.14836864]

>>14836574
>not turning off all screens an hour before bedtime to improve sleep
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.14836876]

>>14836574
>has trouble getting up in the morning

this has plagued me my whole life

[Anonymous No.14836893]

>>14836574
>ignores blinding light from digital device
You can spot a bluelight nigga from a mile away.

[Anonymous No.14836919]

>>14836856
Same here, fuck this Monty Pynchon guy

[Anonymous No.14836952]

>>14836574
i'm a neet and zero applies
try again op

[Anonymous No.14836984]

>>14836919
ive read lots of monty python shit...my fav was the one about the meaning of the universe being 42...

[Anonymous No.14837003]

Actually I sleep with my phone downstairs and a laptop on my bed playing youtube vids

[Anonymous No.14837032]

>>14836859
Delete

[Anonymous No.14837070]

>>14836859
i have small eyes m8 BTFO

[Anonymous No.14837120]

>>14836574
>>14836859
STOP

[Anonymous No.14837194]

Fuck you

[Anonymous No.14837326]

You absolute fucking cretins. If this isn’t a coordinated thread you are such fucking low iq twats.

EVERYONE does their cell phone in bed!!!!!! I fuck my GF, then we both do pic related.

>the absolute state of fucking zoomers that can’t think for themselves.

[Anonymous No.14837414]

>>14837326
implying anyone here has a gf to fuck lmao. Sorry chad, shouldn't you be selling some linkies to buy stacy her new handbag yet?

[Anonymous No.14837468]

dam white people are pathetic
lol and u call urselfs the master-race

[Anonymous No.14837481]

>>14836574
>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"

[Anonymous No.14837521]

>>14836859
This meme always fucks with them

[Anonymous No.14837552]

>>14836574
the funniest part of this OP to me is that the guy has no chin, just like I imagined. kek.

[Anonymous No.14837579]

>>14837481
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
h-heh good one fren

[Anonymous No.14837603]

>>14837481
never felt a back stab like this before

[Anonymous No.14838295]

>>14836574
did this come from r9k?

[Anonymous No.14838389]

delet

[Anonymous No.14839309]

I mastered to hide and adapt. I managed to behave confident, still I'm a huge nerd and ridden of social anxiety. No autist tho. Had years of living with women (and manipulate them), working in a good job and quite well in social situations in private / with coworkers. Still I lurk biz, hate people, got in early in coins and prefer smoking weed and listening to vinyl and chilling alone instead of go out and party. Fuck chads, most women and normies in general. Love you guys. Just learn to find your niche and stay under the radar or live between them.

[Anonymous No.14839387]

>>14839309
and do some shit to get rid of your anger. I join actions of my local leftwing extremists regularly. In Germany, so not your fat edgy US "Antifa" faggots, real scummy punks and anarchists. And go mad at protests and shit. Because violence is fun and chaos is all I want. And all they want is to destroy the state. So why not join in and have some fun.

[Anonymous No.14839398]

>>14836574
kek i'm literally having the chad slumber every night only with 20 mins of meditations instead of 30. if anyone here sleeps like pic in OP you might aswell kys

[Anonymous No.14839451]

DELET ENTIRE THREAD and i have even felt a woman's worth before even a few times, but also a borderline full blown autist. that other anon's image hurts too.

[Anonymous No.14839549]

>>14839387
>get rid of your anger
maybe offtopic but dont try to channel any of this shit into MMA or lifting
>t. minor ( but still terminal) brain damage at 18 years old

[Anonymous No.14839598]

>>14836574
I'm not a virgin, but I feel like one.

[Anonymous No.14839602]

>>14839549
Damn, bro.. Sorry for you.

[Anonymous No.14839634]

>>14837414
ITS ALWAYS NEW PARADIGM IN MY BEDROOM NIGGA

[Anonymous No.14839706]

>>14839549
what happened anon? unfortunate accident during training?

[Anonymous No.14839717]

>>14836574
The feel when your whole life is described by a 97.7kB.png meme

[Anonymous No.14839751]

>Have dreams about price of holdings going up 100%
>Dopamine rush, validation of a wasted two years of crypto trading
>Suddenly wake up excited, start to become slightly aware that it was a dream
>Maybe it's true anyway
>3:30am
>Check blockfolio
>Price actually down 5%
>Heart sinks, dopamine is over
>Why did it drop 5%
>Check biz for any potential information
>See thread about other coin mooning that you sold days ago
>Heart sinks further
>Check CMC for actual price in case OP was just lying
>Price is indeed up
>Should have bought other coin
>Will my coin dump more after I go to sleep?
>Check charts again to see if it's still moving down
>No movement
>Check biz for hope that it will recover from this drop so sleep can resume
>Now 3:50am, wide awake, depressed
>Turn off screen, try to fall back asleep
>Can't sleep
>4:00am, it's been 10 minutes, maybe the price moved
>Open blockfolio, check price again
>Hate life
>Hate crypto
>Even if it did 100% increase, not worth this price on my life

[Anonymous No.14839810]

>>14836859
holy shit. how can this be THIS accurate

[Anonymous No.14839835]

Holy shit this is too accurate

[Anonymous No.14839883]

>>14836574
Do people really stay in bed with a tiny phone screen while laying in an uncomfortable positions?
Why not just use your multi-monitor battlestation?

[Anonymous No.14839912]

[Anonymous No.14839920]

>>14837481
jesus man, give this shit a rest and go out. Fucking work out, get a job, go fishing anything the shit you are doing is unhealthy as fuck

[Anonymous No.14839999]

>>14837481
>Is 300 LINK enough to make it

[Anonymous No.14840033]

why I feel everyone posted here sounds so cute

[Anonymous No.14840070]

>>14839751
>be stink holder
>wake up at 04.00 due to a notification
>another 700k has been dumped
>n-never selling

[Anonymous No.14840082]

I rarely if ever use my phone in bed
It's uncomfortable anon

[Anonymous No.14840110]

>>14837326
>pic related
Go on then, you tease

[Anonymous No.14840217]

>>14839706
mainly bc I got mauled by some heavier dude in a tournament. but additionally to that months of extensive training prior without taking notice of the warning sings. the fight was the nail in the coffin. headaches for weeks that wanted me to kms
I just wanted to proof myself that you could turn your life around becoming a chad. but all of this physical shit is secondarily. its about mentality - all in your head. start there

[Anonymous No.14840257]

>the Chad slumber
>lights out at 9pm sharp
>leaves phone in kitchen at night, no point in useless distractions
>approximately one gallon of pure filtered water on bedside, entire thing drank by morning
>30 minutes of meditation every night to ensure restful sleep
>never had a girl in his bed, always pumps and dumps at stacy's, for the bed is his sanctuary
>would never watch porn for it disrupts the brain