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14833538 No.14833538 [Reply] [Original]

post youre dream home

>> No.14833617

>>14833538
that's so tacky

>> No.14833619
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14833619

>>14833538

Just wanna buy the Home Alone house desu

>> No.14833642

>>14833619
but can you buy the warm loving family that should fill its halls?

>> No.14833649

>I like dreaming about paying exhorbitant property taxes, the thread

>> No.14833668

>>14833538
that home probably only cost $50k in materials to build but costs over 1M on the market. explain this shit.

>> No.14833683
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>>14833642
>but can you buy the warm loving family that should fill its halls?

fuck..

>> No.14833729
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>>14833538

I want to spend my life exploring wastelands in search of fossils of alien life or life itself.

>> No.14833737

>>14833642
he could just pretend

>> No.14833749

>>14833642
family is a bourgeois construct designed to pass down wealth from one generation to the other. it's no surprise that a system based upon such greed eventually spawned the boomer generation that would be it's undoing.

>> No.14833757

>>14833538

a two bedroom apartment that I can afford away from non-Whites.

> t. Millennial.

>> No.14833762

>>14833538

that looks like shit, Fred Flintstone wants his house back

>> No.14833770
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14833770

Simple as

>> No.14833778

>>14833668
Materials themselves might not be that expensive, but construction, the amount of land and location certainly are.

>> No.14833796
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>>14833538
I want a modern apartment in Sydney with a harbour view. Literally the dream

>> No.14833868

>>14833538
not great. not terrible.

>>14833619
bretty good

>>14833770
looks like muted color australian countriside

>>14833796
gay

>> No.14833904
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>>14833749
>family is a bourgeois construct
this is your brain on marxism

>> No.14833913
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14833913

I want to be master roshi irl.

>> No.14833925

>>14833617
FUCK YOU

>> No.14833965
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14833965

as secluded and far away from you faggots as possible

>> No.14833976

>>14833913
you'd need submersible flood gates for when the tide rises. doable but expensive

>> No.14833984

>>14833868
No you're gay

>> No.14833994
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my ideal house is a cottage at the top of an austrian mountain top

>> No.14834122
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14834122

A nice little house in the woods from where I can send mail to my friends. :)

>> No.14834222

>>14833994
That’s probably not safe. Gust of wind and you’re toast.

>> No.14834244

>>14834222
the foundations are within hard rock. the austrians know their stuff. they've been building houses like this for years.

>> No.14834245
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>>14833796
Absolute faggotry. We try to make it in order to escape society- not clamor to the worst parts in a city.

>> No.14834259

I don't understand all the innawoods lads here. I've lived like this a while and having shit internet and driving an hour to the first store gets old.

>> No.14834266

>>14834244
It’s pretty gay in my opinion but best of luck anon I wish you the best. Glad you have dreams.

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>>14834266
well that pic was distorted

>> No.14834294
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14834294

One of these pods.

>> No.14834302

>>14833642

no but you can buy the labor of third worlders that maintain your property and invade your mansion each week

>> No.14834312

>>14833668
the pool and landscaping probably cost more than that in materials if we're including heavy equipment rentals

>> No.14834318

>>14834289
The original pic looked much more aesthetic.

>> No.14834348

>>14834259
same. I've lived it. spend years building up the homestead in a very rural area. it sucks desu. selling my house now and have moved somewhere more comfy. it sounds nice, and it is for a while, but it's tiring after a while.

>> No.14834451

>>14834259

there's a peace in solitude that cannot be found any other way imo

>> No.14834483

>>14834451
i could only do it if i had a wife and kids

>> No.14834490
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>> No.14834501

>>14833913
Based and saiyan pilled

>> No.14834524
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>> No.14834564
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I was always found of having that glass roof room as in hey arnold

>> No.14834579
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Everyone can fuck right off

>> No.14834614
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14834614

Or this

>> No.14834643
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14834643

oooor this

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>>14833749

>> No.14834659

>>14833796
no

>> No.14834676

>>14834579
holy shit thats comfy

>> No.14834684

>>14834614
cute
ugly house though

>>14834643
giant tent?

>> No.14834707

>>14834614
I used to bang a girl who lived in a house like this. I like triangles and pussy a lot

>> No.14834733
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>>14834707
How cozy was it? I lust after these homes, but I have never been in one.

>> No.14834737

>>14833538
Probably just gonna buy 500 acres in central Pennsylvania and live a comfy life growing my own food, hunting on my property, raising kids and dogs and maybe some animals. The rest will be slowly transforming this huge plot of land into my own personal heaven.

It's all I want, a quiet life.

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>>14833538
I want an Orthanc

>> No.14834781

>>14833538
Nice. Can remove the cactus next to pool, which is an extremely bad idea. It's going to depend on upkeep costs.

>> No.14834808

>>14833619
How rich were the McAllistairs?

>> No.14834815
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>> No.14834823

>>14833729
Blue Mars, baby!

>> No.14834842

>>14833904
the idea of mothers didn't exist before 1750
homeric epics and greek tragedies were written by the big family lobby to make instill a false consciousness into the working class to care about things like mothers and their own children

>> No.14834855

>>14834808
upper middleclass

>> No.14834862

>>14833770
As long as your neighbors aren't Cali assholes ruining shit with crap environmental/subdividing decisions, yes.

>> No.14834871
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>>14834245
>get to watch wagies commute and slave away all day
>great access to services and goods, including internet
>buy while living with parents and rent it out for $1000+ weekly to pay off mortgage
>amazing view of the beautiful harbour
>living high in the sky like a god
>neighbours would be all successful and intelligent businessmen
>barely any children because all the families are in the suburbs

Do you think I'll be outside all day or something? I'm a literal recluse and will spend 99% of my year inside

>> No.14834902

>>14833796
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

>> No.14834936

>>14833913
i see solar panels. How is it really powered, and where are the phone lines?

>> No.14834956
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14834956

If I truly make it and have hundreds of millions of dollars I'm going to buy a large lot of land, slam tons of tiny shed like houses on it, and then recruit hundreds of NEETs to live on them. I'll have my own little NEET kingdom and will only ask for them to bow and grovel in my presence. So I can walk around and have all the pathetic NEETs worship my feet for giving them a life of minimalism and empty pleasures.

>> No.14834972

>>14833965
Like the mega-rich communities which can only be helicoptered into and out of?

>> No.14835032

>>14834614
A-frames are the dumbest design. it's such an inefficient use of space

>> No.14835040

>>14833994

The only thieves getting in are of the international spy ring variety.

I can dig it. But how do you upkeep that without dying? I'd only live there if the inside of that mountain had been hollowed out for storage of food and cozy winter living.

>> No.14835090
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14835090

I would be happy with something like this, and it would cost me like 500k here in easter eu.

>> No.14835161

>>14835040
that's connected to the steepest railway carriage in the world so it's easy for you to get to town on your private locomotive

>Schafberg rises above Wolfgangsee Lake. The steepest steam-powered train in Austria that’s been operating since 1898 runs from the lake store to the top of the mountain in the summer. It takes 40 minutes to reach the mountain top, which is 5,860 feet high

>> No.14835189
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14835189

>>14833619
Get to slavin' wagie!

>> No.14835229

>>14835090
>trailer
>bmw

jej truly eastern yuropoors are the white trash of yurop

>> No.14835334

>>14835229
>trailer
Enough for me, dont need 10 room central park view apartment for 50mil. like you amerifags dream of owning

>bmw
Sorry that the designer of this place didnt put there a DODGE RAM or a HUMMER or whatever tank you burgers dream of owning to compensate your small asian dicks.

>> No.14835500

>>14834564
Imagine waking up and the first thing you see every morning is birds shitting on your window as you are blinded by the sun.

>> No.14835573

>>14834733
They are surprisingly larger than they look on the outside. The one I stayed at had an upstairs and a balcony. It was all wood framed, and the inside had pretty cool architecture. The base had a large living room, dining room, kitchen, bathroom and a bedroom. Upstairs had 3 bedrooms and a bathroom.

>> No.14835848

>>14834614
The A frame is good, the flat roofs are counter-purpose to the A frame, but whatever.

>> No.14835919

>>14834643
house as art piece, not place to live. gorgeous as art. i'd want an open loft for books and reading if i lived in it, to take advantage of open space.

>> No.14836970

>>14833913
Go for it:
https://www.vladi-private-islands.de/en/islands-for-sale/pacific-ocean/japan/hatobanari-island/

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>>14834871
>if society collapses in the perfect place to die

Nowhere or time is safe from total societal collapse. We still have enough nukes to destroy the world, the growing threat of biological warfare, and looming resource wars to remember before we can retire safely without worry. You should be using your newfound money as a means of escape from the inevitable carnage, no matter what form that devastation takes.

You should build a citadel, tucked away somewhere defensible with access to clean water, powered by its own means, and decked out with all the modern amenities you want in the inside.

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>>14833796
Absolutely based

I want an Apartment overlooking the New York skyline. Fuck you fags who want to live out in bumbfuck nowhere. My entire life I grew up in nothing but farmland as far as you can see in every direction.

The silence is going to drive me crazy if I don't get the fuck out of here.

>> No.14837781

>>14833538
>post youre dream home
I am dream home.

>> No.14837784

>>14833538

>youre

>> No.14837802

>>14833538
there must be a board dedicated to houses/realty/home design on 4ch

>> No.14837828

>>14833538
That isn't even a big house. The cost is all in the land and view.

>> No.14837852

>>14834259
>having shit internet and driving an hour to the first store gets old.

You can pay to get internet lined directly from your house and you can make your home a stockpile/pay someone to pick up your groceries for you like busy rich people already do

>> No.14837873

>>14834815
>The $2.8 million Floating Seahorse is the product of more than 5,000 hours of research and 13,000 hours of design and engineering, according to design firm Kleindienst Group.

>> No.14837942

>>14834294
If it was cheap enough I could dig it. All you would need would be that and a gym membership. Probably all for less rhen $500 a month even in a super expensive city.

>> No.14838047

>>14834815
This is actually dope as fuck if the saftey concerns could be ironed out

>> No.14838084
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>> No.14838164
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14838164

just a home in the village i grew up in

>> No.14838639

>>14834808
Dad was prolly a doctor or some shit so upper middle/upper depending on if family has industrialist WASP roots or not.

>> No.14838674
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Draper residence with less thotty wife and two kids + doggo is peak comfy

>> No.14838675

>>14833749
>family is a bourgeois construct designed to pass down wealth from one generation to the other
And that's a good thing. I want to pass my wealth down.

>> No.14838790

>>14834815
can they survive 100 ft rogue waves?

>> No.14838861
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>> No.14838913

>>14833668
The steel in a Honda Civic probably only costs 3k yet the car costs 30k explain that shit

>> No.14838929
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>>14833538

>> No.14838948

>>14834294
Prisoners live better than this

>> No.14838950

>>14833668
The paint on the Mona Lisa probably costs around $20 yet it is literally priceless. Explain that shit

>> No.14839086
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14839086

vancouver, Eppich House II

>> No.14839294
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>>14833538

>> No.14839368

>>14833770
am not a racis

>> No.14839380
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14839380

I always wanted a loft apartment.

>> No.14839470

>>14833796
I'm sure Sydney has a vibrant gay scene for you to enjoy.

>> No.14839483

>>14834862
Why would cali assholes be in the uk countryside?
>>14839086
Racism doesn't exist

>> No.14839492

>>14833796
thats actually pretty comfy looking

>> No.14839536
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>>14834707
probably roof'ied her

>> No.14839648

>>14833649
>what are countries with no property tax

>> No.14839734

>>14834289
I had lunch at a place like this on the side of a mountain in Switzerland. Extremely comfy. Go for it anon.

>> No.14839859

>>14839648
All shit countries that no one with a brain would want to live in?

>> No.14840334

>>14834733
that balcony is gonna suck in the summer. there will be a fuckton of spiders on that roof overhang underside and all around. especially in a wooded area like that looks like it would be narsty.

>> No.14840363

>>14835090
pool is hella tiny

>> No.14840412

>>14833538
my are dream home???

>> No.14840663
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some sort of live-aboard sailboat like a catamaran.

>> No.14841076
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I FUCKING HATE BABY BOOMERS WHY'D YOU MAKE HOUSING SO UNAFFORDABLE?!?!?!?

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>>14837767
You'll miss it someday, I promise.

>> No.14841183
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>>14833538
All that open space, easy peasy for a burglar or the mob to break in and take you hostage

>> No.14841220

>>14833538
Where is this house?

>> No.14841253

>>14838164
What do ppl do that live here?

>> No.14841265

>>14834122
:)

>> No.14841770
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I wanna live in a medium sized home in a medium sized town in middle america. Own about 4 or 5 houses that I rent, I'm going to school to be a high school teacher, maybe do some part time at the community college. Have a nice wife and 4 or 6 kids. When I get old have my rentals and a garden for fresh fruits and veggies and sell the rest at a farmers market. This is what I want, this pushes me through school.

>> No.14841820

>>14833994
Is that hitlers teahouse?

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>>14833538

>> No.14842309

>>14833668
While the labor to extract those materials might have only commanded a price of $50K, the labor to build the structure, and do the finishing work demands 300K+ and the land alone is prob worth 500K+, because of supply/demand.

>> No.14842371

>>14833749
Tard with daddy issues

>> No.14843044

>living like a hermit somewhere in the woods
Wouldn't it be inconvenient as hell? I thought the purpose of making it was to make your life more comfy.

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fuck off, we're full

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>>14833538

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>>14833538

>> No.14843282

>>14839368
jus dont like em

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>>14833538
An old brick or stone house surrounded by woods
I grew up in an area that is kind of transitional between Rural and Suburban
I could never live in a large city, it’s like a nightmare, and city with over 100,000 people strikes me as a prison

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>post dream home

Ok Jose

>> No.14843424

>>14843406
perv

>> No.14843514

>>14841253
work the land?

>> No.14843579

>>14834122
Lmao

>> No.14844330

I'm starting to get into looking into buying land or a house. Are there good books or materials I should read to learn more about the porcess?

>> No.14844367

>>14835500
>waking up at noon

Absolutely degenerate.

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>>14833538

my dream home is paying my mom's house off so i know she's safe and then I would just buy an average home outside of tokyo or osaka. i'd be content with that desu

>> No.14845479

>>14833770
I'm on the fence about it.

>> No.14845551

>>14833796
>>14837767
Having a "dream home" as an apartment is so fucking gay