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14828064 No.14828064 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw just realized I been sending and receiving over 10k on coinbase

How long until the IRS hit squad arrives

>> No.14828256

You're already dead

>> No.14828284

BOOM

>> No.14828358

>>14828064
When you least suspect?

>> No.14828369

>>14828064
You were fine until you posted about it here

>> No.14828376

>>14828064
gotcha mother fucker, you going to jail for a long boi

>> No.14828387

>>14828064
order the new doors now

>> No.14828392
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14828392

>>14828064
They will let you think it's OK for a few years. Then, after your backtaxes have built up sufficient interest to financially ruin you, they shove their big dick of auditing into your virgin boipussy

>> No.14828488

>>14828064
Buy SNTVT to help cuck the IRS forever.

>> No.14828503

you fucked up, enjoy your audit.

>> No.14828525

>>14828387
Or find a twitch channel that has a door give away.

>> No.14828545

>>14828064
>He lives in Burgerland
>He thinks he's free
>He fears the IRS
>He's going to get raped when he drops the soap

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14828569

>he cashed out
you are on their list for possible money laundering now anon

>> No.14828726

>>14828064
You're fucked, frog boy.

>> No.14828769

>>14828064
If you have the money just go back, import everything into cointracking and calculate tax for each financial year and pay it. Chances are all your losses outweigh your gains and file your taxes. Worth not having to worry for the next decade. The fines are worse than the pissy amount of money they will suck from you.

>> No.14828871

>>14828769
Sub 50k is peanuts tho can't I get rich first and then pay?

>> No.14828999

>>14828871
Try and chance it if you wish. I personally just filed and paid the tax. Didn't amount to much since I held through all the potential gains. Figure the US will ass fuck you if you get cherry picked for an audit. It's the deceptive factor that they get you on. Ignorance doesn't work. Huge fines or potential jail time.

Might be best to speak to an accountant. They will have methods to reduce the payments to near nothing if they are good.

>> No.14829253

>>14828064

unscrew all of your powerpoints and light switches and check behind them for microphones

>> No.14829630

>>14828064
i literally forward all these threads to the IRS

>schadenfreude :)

>> No.14829650

>>14828064
You only pay 1.5% on each gain and turbo tax already has a crypto\stocks file you can use to calculate.
>That's a single penny for every dollar you made

If you owe less than 5 Grand in taxes, you usually don't have to pay :^)

>> No.14829735

>>14828064

You’re fucked

>> No.14829765

>>14829630
I've got this for every anon not buying TRV before the Samsung pump.