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rn get in.

https://youtu.be/r-vbh3t7WVI

>> No.14827473

>>14827463
Niggers.

>> No.14827481
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14827481

da fuck is this

>> No.14827492

Everyone short TSLA

>> No.14827520

how do i sign up to be a test rat?

>> No.14827549
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14827549

watch him say neuralink uses ai agents on the decentralized marketplace singularitynet

>> No.14827554

Wake me up when I can upload my consciousness onto a decentralized ledger

>> No.14827563

neura(LINK)

we are going to the moon boys

>> No.14827572

Sounds like another form of brain control.

>> No.14827582

We all gonna make it brothers

>> No.14827584

Is Elon high? Cuz he looks like he's high...

>> No.14827601

i don't get the jokes guys

>> No.14827621

>>14827601
HA get a load of this brainlet

>> No.14827623

>>14827463
>just get some robot to insert some chip into your brain guys itll be fine LOL

FUCK OFF ELON REEEEEEEE. This snake oil salesman has gone too far this time. I'm fucking shorting TSLA like crazy tomorrow. He is literally insane. Does he think we are all going to get surgery to insert his beta chips into our brains? This fucker has gone insane.

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>>14827463
Drug user here, he is on drugs and alcohol right now
>red face
>dilated pupils
> unctontrolable giggling
> stuttering
> etc etc

>> No.14827639

>>14827623
holy fuck its a needle that literally pierces your brain. FUCK OFF ELON. this idiot has gone insane.

>> No.14827643

>>14827492
>>14827623

like spacex, this a separate company from tesla

>> No.14827659

>>14827643
dude are you watching this presentation? he is delusional. i dont want to invest in anything that this guy touches. i think he's mentally insane.

>> No.14827669
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>>14827463
C'mon Elon, your ex just sliced her eyeball in half and you have fake hair.............How many LINK do i need to be cyborg too?

PS.....yer not going down with Epstein are you? You seemed like one of the good guys.

>> No.14827671

>>14827463
this is literal fucking snakeoil

holy shit Tesla might be a real scam

>> No.14827711

>>14827632
He is always awkward like that in public

>> No.14827732

looks like a highschool presentation with this low quality powerpoint. short everything that elon touches.

>> No.14827748

>>14827632
Lol, you can literally hear his cottonmouth

>> No.14827763

This is not good... Wait until you need to add your brain to the botnet in order to compete with everyone else intellectually.

>> No.14827766

>>14827554
Your brain is a distributed ledger. Neurons check each other for proof until consensus is reached.

>> No.14827782

>>14827763
thats ok im 133 IQ

>> No.14827791

>>14827766
Oh shit

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>>14827463
Elon's N-1 censor is the MARK OF THE BEAST

>> No.14827830

>>14827659
This. He just never accomplish anything
He said we be in mars by 2020.
Failed
He said we gonna have hyperloop
Failed
He said we gonna have around the world space rocket travel failed
He said we gonna have hyper tunnel failed
This one is a fail too
Just watch

>> No.14827848

>>14827830
fuck him for trying, right? keep jerking it in your moms basement, faggot.

>> No.14827880

>>14827549
how much coke are you on

>> No.14827905

>>14827848
>PLEASE ELON CONTROL MY MIND. I DONT CARE IF YOU BRAINWASH ME AS LONG AS IT MAKES ME SMART LIKE YOU. I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH.

>> No.14827913

I made a lot of money shorting tesla.
Can't wait to short this anti-christ bullshit.

>> No.14827919
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14827919

>Neural Link will solve autism
ok take my money, Elon.
Better yet, let me be your guinea pig.

>> No.14827939

>>14827848
im gonna cum on your mom´s feet faggot

>> No.14827944
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>>14827766
Reality is a distributed ledger that distributed atoms according to the consensus of the perceiver.

>> No.14827945

>implants people before allowing them onto Mars
>gives him powers like darth vader to mind torture people if they get out of line

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>>14827766
Fuck. One of those comments on biz that just touches you.

>> No.14827998

well that's it for me, not going to listen to a woman.

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Somebody ask that faggot Elon what happened to Pravda.

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>>14827766
>>14827944
bruh

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>>14827520
you have been a test rat since birth goy.

>> No.14828217

>>14827766
BRUH

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14828322

MACHINE
ASSISTED
KUNG FU

>> No.14828497

can't wait to control a sex bot with my brain to blow myself