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>finally /makeit/ during the last bull run
>decide to lose virginity
>go to see a whore
>come to whore's place
>everything goes ok, rub my hard dick on her ass
>take dick out
>put condom on before she gives a bj
>erection is gone
J U S T

>> No.14805421

Did you bang her or just leave with your limp dick?

>> No.14805428

>paying money for a bj with a condom on
FAIL

>> No.14805444

Condoms are unnatural.

Life is risk, embrace it.

>> No.14805480

Menuda zorra, una pena amijo

>> No.14805527

>>14805444
Based and mudpilled

>> No.14805562

>>14805428
>he's not aware he can catch all sort of nasty STDs from an uncovered bj

>> No.14805619

>>14805562
Condom blowjobs are fucking retarded. Just don't fuck whores.

>> No.14805636

>>14805619
I hope you enjoy herpes.

>> No.14805651

>>14805414
>gets performance anxiety with a whore
JUST

>> No.14805673

>>14805428
>>14805444
>>14805562
>>14805619
>>14805636
the only right way to fuck a whore is bareback anal

>> No.14805676

hiv is undetectable during first 3 weeks though

>> No.14805693

I'm with ya. covered blowjobs are a boner killer. look around for a girl who will do BBBJ next time. plenty of them do

>> No.14805742

>>14805444

>Fuck gf raw
>Pull out way before time
>Deal with ensuing month of "im late I must be pregnant did you finish inside me?"


The condom is worth the lack of stress I'll just get a footjob or something after she's done

>> No.14805772

>>14805742
>pokes hole in your condom

>> No.14805808
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>>14805414
Heheh. I was afraid of that happening to me before I lost my V card, so I bought some viagra.

>> No.14805816

lol

>> No.14805835

>>14805414
dude that happened to me it was embarassing as fuck, first time with a hooker. But then she wasnt even 1/4 as hot as your pic related

>> No.14805853

>>14805673
Based

>> No.14805873

>>14805414
>>14805835
You guys are fucking idiots if you don't take viagra and have 5 or 6 drinks beforehand (take the edge off plus you can last longer). Amateur hour.

>> No.14805881

>>14805444
Checked and horrible-advicepilled

>> No.14805884

>>14805873
i was drunk as fuck but viagra? gtfo, if you need viagra in your youth you'll barely get it up at 40, might as well just kys retard

>> No.14805897

>>14805742
>2019
>believing pulling out is an effective contraception method
the state of brainlets

>> No.14805912

>>14805873
yep I always pop a cialis and a xanny before seeing a new girl. takes the edge off & ensures there won't be any performance issues, plus can last the entire hour

>> No.14805951
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>>14805873
>imagine being such a nervous beta that you can't get it up without viagra and can't even talk to a literal WHORE without getting wasted

>> No.14806237

>>14805884
says the guy who paid for a hooker and couldn't get it up like a fucking faggot hahaha
>>14805951
I've fucked dozens of hookers both drunk and sober and getting a buzz + taking a viagra before is by far the most fun. plus you can sometimes bust a nut and just keep going a second round which is good value.

>> No.14806325

>>14806237
i was drunk and getting head with a fucking condom wasnt feeling a thing, plus she was kinda ugly. Got most of my money back anyway

>> No.14806731

I would sometimes take ecstasy before going to see an escort. It felt great but the stuff would make it impossible to get hard unless you mixed with Cialis or something. Even then, it made it near impossible to cum. when I did though wow was it amazing. So while it felt great it was also had some serious drawbacks. not sure if would recommend

>> No.14806744

Sweet vishnu

>> No.14807136

>>14805414

Welcome to adult life. Condoms fucking suck and it's like having a numb dick. The only way male porn stars are having violent sex with raging condom-wrapped boners is by injecting liquid viagra straight into their dicks.

Luckily I live in NYC, am an artist, and all my friends and community are mostly in the arts. No one I know uses condoms but are very conscious to get tested. Fucking rules to not have the "does she/doesn't she want to fuck" escalation of the hormones interrupted by the "do you have a condom" awkwardness and chore. You just slide right in au naturale. So warm and wet.

Inb4 I'm gonna catch something, blah blah blah if you say that, I know you're an angry incel

>> No.14807188

>>14805414
>finally larp
>larp larp larp
>larpity larpity larp
>larp

>> No.14807209

>>14807136
based. safe sex without a condom is easy as long as you only have sex with high quality people

>> No.14807265

>>14807209
>am an artist
>high quality people
Anon...

>> No.14807341

condoms are literally for faggots with hiv. if you use a condom with a girl you're doing it wrong. you either get a normal girl or if you're fucking a whore then risk it but that's the risk you take for fucking a whore.

t. never once wore a condom and fucked 100+ women half those being tinder thots and 100% clean

>> No.14807368

>>14805873
>viagra
>5-6 drinks

You realize that one causes induced vasodilation and the other vasoconstriction, right? Not only you risk making the viagra completely ineffective (and since it doesn't last long, pointless), but you really stress your cardiac muscle and will likely experience terrible headache


Besides, viagra is trash (short effect, tons of side effects), use cialis if you need some help for your pornstar performance

And don't drink when you take these meds

>> No.14807384

Yeah you need dick pills if using hookers who knows when your boners going to betray you

one of the worst feels

>> No.14807440

>>14807265
art chicks are hot af, they can't afford food so a lot of them are in way better shape than the landwhales they're competing with