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>he cant afford a maserati
Im disappointed biz

>> No.14801642

ghibli? I passed on that and bought a 2016 cls550. next car is a mercedes GT.

>> No.14801655

>>14801628

>buying a maserati
>ever

>> No.14801659

im an ascetic

>> No.14801661

maserati is what you buy when you're too poor to but a ferrari/lambo

>> No.14801687

isn't that the chubby black pornstar with huge tits? you fucked her bro?

>> No.14801688

>He still posts on a Vietnamese Stamp collecting board, after beeing able to afford a Maserati.

why?

>> No.14801730

>>14801642
Pleb
>>14801661
False
>>14801688
Because im bored anon u guys are my only friends

>> No.14801754

>>14801730
>False

its true and you know it.

>> No.14801776

garbage car

u could get an M4 for that price lmfaoooo

>> No.14801784

>>14801628
>arm hair detection algo returns: asian

>> No.14801786

>>14801688
cause he's a valet driver with nothing better to do than to flex with customers' cars

>> No.14801788

>>14801628
maseratis are what poor people think rich people drive
any middle class person can afford one
a cheap car unreliable car for the wife

>> No.14801790
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>he bought a rebadged fiat
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
everyone who remotely knows anything about cars will know that you drive the equivalent of chinese fake nikes
t. /o/

>> No.14801812

108F. Can that car even drive in that heat?

>> No.14801827

I can't wait to buy a new Supra in 2020 with 500 LINK and the blow the doors off your luxury Fiat for less than half the cost.

>> No.14801829

>that doughy arm
hit the gym ffs, otherwise no zoomer tier car is going to stop you from getting cucked

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>>14801628
> Maserati SUV
> SUV

>> No.14801923

Maseratis are unironically garbage. Would rather get a Lexus, Acura or Audi

>> No.14801926

>>14801784
Got me lmao

>> No.14801970

Waste money on buying a shitty car that’s guaranteed to bring down all the time
Or
Invest all money in crypto for gains

> could buy one but fucking why?

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>>14801628
>tfw literally saw a maserati SUV for the first time in my life, then come on biz and see a post about a maserati SUV
This fucking world

>> No.14802020

>>14801628
This is how you dab on /BIZ/
Props for posting a note with timestamp.
I fucks with this dude. Showing proof is META

>> No.14802031

>>14801730
Maserati’s are shit and have bad build quality, cope

>> No.14802052

>>14801730
Im not your fren, pal

>> No.14802056

>>14802031
t. toyota camry
>>14802020
Appreciate it anon

>> No.14802067

>>14801628
>day before month
Opinion discarded

>> No.14802068

>dad can i borrown your maserati really quick?
>"no son, it's a rental and you don't have your license yet"
>ok well can i just sit in the driver's seat?
>"ok but just for a couple minutes"

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>>14801628
Pretty cool your boomer uncle let you sit in the front seat anon!

>> No.14802083

>>14802056
t. M4 fuck off faggot your italian shitbox will fall apart in 5 years

>> No.14802090

>>14801628
first of all Maseratis are terrible, like the camry of luxury cars, second i posted shit like this when i was valet driver too lmfao

>> No.14802102

>>14801628
>he can‘t afford a ferrari

>> No.14802136

>>14801730
>type of fren to try and make others jealous
not a very good fren if you ask me

>> No.14802185

at least get smth sexy like a retro pontiac firebird

>> No.14802214

>c-can I t-test drive th-that lambo?
==sir, that's a Maserati==
>y-you too... uhhh I c-can I s-snap a pic for my internet f-friends on a Philipino macaroni salad e-enthusiast forum?

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checking

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>>14802222

>> No.14802264

>>14801812
Its not really 108. Its more like 95

>> No.14802281
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dis is the "i made it" car

>> No.14802282 [DELETED] 

>>14801628

have fun with your depreciating liability, extreme Insurance rates, and tiny dick OP.

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>>14801986
Me too

>> No.14802299

>>14801628
>European style date
>Car reads temperature in Fahrenheit
Scared to get doxxed in someone else’s car? People who buy Maseratis care about flexing on others, yet you don’t even have a nice watch.

>> No.14802331

>>14801628
Anyone can walk into a maserati dealer, sit behind the wheel of one with a biz-postit. Fucking larping faggot piece of shit

>> No.14802337

>>14802222
true, very true

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>>14801628
>buy one of the fastest depreciating cars ever made
>post retarded threads on /biz/
Pottery

>> No.14803013

>>14801628
literally a mid life crisis car

>> No.14803032

Literal garbage car bought solely by people paying for a brand name that nobody even cares about or is impressed by.

>> No.14803075

>>14801628
He can afford it, but doesn’t buy it because he doesn’t want to lose inertia!

t. 2008 shitbox driver

>> No.14803178

>>14801628
>Day before month
More like Yuro on vacation who is using Enterprise exotic

>> No.14803186

>>14801628

absolute shit taste

>> No.14803198

I drive a Chevy truck because I'm not gay

>> No.14803217

>>14803198

and because you have a small benis

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>>14801628
lmfao wow

haven't owned one of those since i was 12.

im into classic car collection now. i adore my 1951 allard j2 but spend most of my time cruising in my 1953 packard clipper.

>> No.14803377

>>14801628
Why is he driving the car for homosexuals?

Is this Op a homosexual?

>> No.14803409

>>14802052
Im not your pal, bud

>> No.14803422

>>14801730
ill be your friend, where you live?

>> No.14803429

>>14801642
Looks like a levante

>> No.14803456

>>14801628
we all know you work as a valet, anon.

>> No.14803474

>>14801628
Congratulations, OP. I hope I can make it too, I have 1k in crypto though.

>> No.14803481

>>14802222
nice

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>>14802136
this
will not play with OP

>> No.14803623

>>14801628

>the poor man's luxury car
>the toyota of luxury cars

I see these things streetparked by the dozens where I live, driven by people who look like they didn't graduate high school. Maserati is not what I would call a desirable or aspirational brand.

>> No.14803633

>>14801628
anyone can afford a fucking maserati you fucking tard

>> No.14803799
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This is the sort of shit that makes you die inside as it ages, as it accumulates marks of uses, scratches, dents, etc, and doesn't become a classic. It depreciates and when it's not a shiny new baby that drops everybody's jaws, you will feel foolish for owning it.

Personally I have a '73 Honda CB350 (motorcycle) that I have restored--- original where it can and should be, but polished or powder coated gloss black everywhere else. Totally rebuilt engine loaded with racing parts. Modernized electrical system with electronic ignition. That's the sort of vehicle that becomes more personal and beautiful as it ages and shows that age. Even if it's dented, rusts or patinas, as a classic bike it's allowed and even encouraged to show signs of its long history. One thing that's great about the Japanese Wabi Sabi aesthetic: the marks that show an objects use are to be treasured and make an object more valuable. Whereas a supercar, or any post-plastic construction car, is meant to look factory new forever or else it depreciates.

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>>14801628
>goldigging materialism
Make love, roastie.

>> No.14803988

Pro tip: Asian cars, American trucks.

Toyota/Lexus, Honda/Acura. Ford, Dodge, Toyota trucks.

If you bought anything else I will know you don’t know shit about cars.

>> No.14804019

>>14801628
maserati is made from parts on a dodge dart.

you got jew scammed my dude

>> No.14804511

Hooked up with a girl who worked at a maserati dealership. She said most buyers were black rapper types who ((somehow)) came into some new money. The brand image has deteriorated because of that because established white men dont want to be associated with it. Similar-ish thing is happening to lambo

>> No.14805266

>>14801628
so many ppl coping in this thread
nice buy anon

>> No.14805285

>>14801628
>buying absolute overweight dogshit with Porsche exists

>> No.14805319

>>14801628
>ghibli
I am very disappointed in you.

>> No.14805378

>>14801628
ahahahahahhahahahaha you bought a fucking maserati
what a fucking retard ahahahahahahhaa

>> No.14805394

>>14802020
LMAO RIGHT ON BRO UPVOTE!
holy shit kill yourself samefag

>> No.14805403

>Maserati SUV

Wtf are you? A 40 year old millionaires wife in a mid life crisis? Get a sports car you cuck

>> No.14805528

>>14803409
i'm not your bud, nigger

>> No.14805565

The only maserati I wanna afford is those immense black milkers

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>>14801628
>2019
>Buying a 2013 Maserati and pretending it's good

>> No.14805995

Italian fag here.

Maserati's are shit tier of prestigious/sport cars here. Probably a car for old boomers.

>> No.14806001

>>14801790
This

>> No.14806343

>>14802222
Beautiful. daily driver?

>> No.14806419

are Mercedes considered remotely prestigious in Europe? Whenever I see movies/TV set in Europe they're fucking everywhere almost like they're Ford-tier there

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>>14802222
Because of shitposters all I can mentally see is this

>> No.14806776

>>14801628
>not hiding your wealth from your friends and gf
>not buying a bunch of properties to rent and never disclosing you own them
>not lifting and wanting to be mired for your physique rather than your money
>not learning to shoot at the range and preparing for SHTF scenarios
>not having a bugout bag and an escape plan to your most remote property
Get on my level, cuckfag.
Buying sports cars / yatchs / jewelery / etc is for niggers

>> No.14806809

honestly I think the Maseratii is a beautiful car. Its on my bucket list.

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forgot pic, seriously, what's not to like? Plus its not stupidly expensive 75k.

>> No.14806841

>>14806826
you know what Maserati says?
>couldn't afford a Ferrari

>> No.14806857

>>14806826
I stomped one of these in a Model 3 because the carlet was tailgating me from a stoplight

>> No.14806893

>>14806826
I'd take an m3 every day of the week.

>> No.14806915

>>14806841
imagine buying things based on price and social standing. If I like this car then this is the fucking car I want. Ferrari are overtanned middle-aged thot cars.

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OP btfo his own thread don't show up and brag about anything less than a lambo and your $5M yacht next time, and we sill won't care

>> No.14806926

>>14801628
Bruh I'm just tryna make enough to pay off my Toyota

>> No.14806944

>>14801628
why would i buy a pleb car?

>> No.14807222

>>14803799
Ya nobody gives a rat's ass about your shitty bicycle

>> No.14807413

>>14806776
yeah but at a certain point you get yourself a nice car, once you hit the millions

>> No.14807443

>>14802299
We played anon.

>> No.14807825

Maserati Levante is the most beautiful.

>>14801628
did you buy that with crypto gains?

>> No.14807835

>>14806826
i dont like the quattroporte.

>> No.14807945

Nice Chrysler, what kind of rental car do they give you at the dealer?

>> No.14808011

>>14802824
This is what happens when you have niggers riding around in your car in their rap videos.

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>>14803799
Checked, this anon speaks truth