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>Join conference call
>Hello who just joined?
>Hi, its Karl from Business Transformation & Implementation Strategy
>Hi Karl, you're on the line with Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe from Digital Transformation, Todd from Midwest Regional Operations, an-
>*beep boop*
>Hello who just joined?
>...
>Hello did someone just join?
>-ah! Sorry, I had my phone on mute. *WOOF WOOF* WOOF! WOOF!* This is Steve from Implementation Analytics, Enterprise Intelligence & Data Science Infrastructure Solutions
>Hi Steve, you're on the line with Karl from Business Transfo-*WOOF WOOF! WOOF!* -mentation Strategy, Deb & Frank from Digital Implementations & Apps, Joe fr-
>*beep boop*
>Hello? Who just joined?

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*boool blip* yes this is john can you here me?

>No John we can't turn your mic on please

John here, I can here you fine, can you here me ? I just realized I need to change the output to the headset

*beep boopp* This is Rajees from Web Service and Checkout team, can you hear me?

>Akareesh has joined the call, beeep boop Ar-oon has joined the call. John DIS-connected

Hello again guys, please try to have your connection setup next time. We can't afford more delay deploying the .NET servers for the internal accounting department to suppor their 2011 legacy app

*beep booop* John has joined the call

>Hi guys, can you here me? Something disconnected here

We can here you now John, thanks for taking the time

Anyone know where Vladimir from Web Microservice team and integrations are today? Oh it's bank holiday in Ukraine, why did no one say that

>beep boop Rajeesh DIS-connected

OK guys let's just keep the target and move a few steps back here

>Welcome to corporate IT

>> No.14775147

>>14775117

Why do you wear a suit for conference calls boomer

>> No.14775150

>>14775117
>okay so let's start with ...
>*beep boop*
>HI, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>hi alex, yes we can hea..
>*BUMPS ON MIC* HELLO, IT'S ALEX CAN YOU HEAR ME?
>yes alex we hear you loud and clea...
>AH ALRIGHT PERFECT THEN GO ON PLEASE
>yeah we just wanted to start with our meeti...
>WHAT WAS THAT?

>> No.14775156

>>14775150
>AL-ex DISconnected

>> No.14775177

>>14775143
The Ukrainian version of Vladimir is Volodymyr

>> No.14775195

>>14775150
>>14775117

Do you guys laugh or jerk off or fart loudly while all this is happening