/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14746392]

I work as a Canadian irrigation technician and make over $300,000 a year fixing farmers clogged pipes. Without people like me you wouldn't be able to get all your produce on time as the vegetables wouldn't ever get watered.

We encounter so many problems from day to day. The main problem of pipes getting clogged up here in Manitoba is rabbits and squirrels crawling down the pipes and getting stuck. Those fucking rodents keep me employed.

Sometimes we can get them to run out by throwing a few stink bombs down the hole making the rabbits and squirrels run away from the stink. But other times we have to use more drastic measures like high pressured air.

You see when these fucking rabbits run down the pipes and get stuck because they're fat fucks we blast them out using compressed air tanks. We hook up the industrial compressor to the pipes and begin pumping the system up to 2000 psi. It usually results in the rabbits being blown to pieces and flying out the other end.

I've seen rabbits and squirrels eviscerated into pieces from my high air pressure pump blown to smithereens. I should feel bad for them but I really don't because at the end of the day if it wasn't for hard working people like me you wouldn't have any carrots or lettuce or cabbages on your plate at night.

People like me provide a use to society. We make sure people like you can have a full stomach at the end of the day and eat a food warm meal. Unlike you crypto cucks who just invest in digital ponzi schemes and throw around your scam shit I'm actually making a difference in the world.

It makes me proud at the end of the day that I can actually see my hard work in cold hard cash that the farmers hand me. Unlike your digital garbage that has no use case and will never be adopted. Even if I have to blow rabbits and squirrels to pieces I can sleep good at night knowing I'm helping feed Canada by maintaining the farmers vegetables. It's more than you faggots can say.

[Anonymous No.14746407]

Thats too much shit to read

[Anonymous No.14746426]

>I've seen rabbits and squirrels eviscerated into pieces from my high air pressure pump blown to smithereens

based

[Anonymous No.14746453]

>>14746392
Now, this is a good ol' pasta

[Anonymous No.14746561]

>>14746392
Vegans btfo.

[Anonymous No.14746607]

>>14746392
>bitcoin is a ponzi goy, now buy my fruit hehheheh

[Anonymous No.14746637]

>>14746392
i dont eat vegetables

[Anonymous No.14746741]

>>14746407
just skip the reddit spaces and it's only half as long.

[Anonymous No.14746997]

>>14746392
Nice, this is a spinoff plumber pasta

[Anonymous No.14747023]

>>14746392
Did not read.

[42 No.14747044]

>>14746607
yeah

[Anonymous No.14747107]

>>14746392
>People like me provide a use to society. We make sure people like you can have a full stomach at the end of the day and eat a food warm meal. Unlike you crypto cucks who just invest in digital ponzi schemes and throw around your scam shit
Without people like us buying the food and supporting the industry, you would be out of a job. What a fucking dumb thing to take so much pride in.
>HURRR I use a compressor and shoot air from one end of the pipe until it comes out the other
Promise you won't dabble in rocket science or heart surgery and we are good.

[Anonymous No.14747198]

>>14746392

[Anonymous No.14747388]

>>14746392
lol @ having to do physical labor for money and being butthurt enough to shit on the next financial elite during your break. Your capabilities max out at blowing up small animals. You're not a rocket scientist. You could literally be replaced by a $2 an hour chalupa chomping spick, or even a grate.

[Anonymous No.14747449]

>>14746392
Imagine reading any of that

[Anonymous No.14747454]

>>14746392
Good work bud.