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>find out my roommate is on chaturbate but with low viewers (he is male)
>decide to prank him somehow. he is not locking his door when he is in or outdoor.
>see in video he got a buttplug lieing around
>he leaves the room for university
>i take some "Satans Blood" and put it on his buttplug
>he comes back and i hear door closing
>opening chaturbate instant
>see him getting naked and tip him 50Dollar to put his butplug in his ass
>you should see his face :DDD
>That was a good investment
>How should i invest my money next?

>> No.14727362

>>14727321
>disgusted by roommate
>touches his buttplug
Kys faggot

>> No.14727392
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14727392

Invest in me ~

>> No.14727394

>>14727321
Faggot alert
How
Why like WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH HIS BUTTPLUG AND TIP HIM
LIKE YOU FUCKING WATCHED HIM
FUCK
YOU SICK

>> No.14727422

Invest in a healthy monogomous relationship with a conservative woman and use the ROI of that to start a big traditional family

>> No.14727424
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14727424

>That was a good investment
hello handsome

>How should i invest my money next?
well need I say more?

>> No.14727469

If you paid a man $50 for a spicy buttplug then why didn’t you deliver those LINKs to TV remote anon?

>> No.14727734

are you gay? lol :D

sicko :D i like it

>> No.14728207
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14728207

Invest some into xfutures and in the future you can maybe afford an own buttplug to touch you sick fuck!

>> No.14728254

>>14727321
Would've been funnier if you put some pozzed blood on it

>> No.14728283

>>14727321
WE are the Chainlink marines.

>> No.14728304

>>14727321
if you'd have done it you would've recorded it
share or fake

>> No.14728334

>>14727321
Whats the profit of seeing other people suffer?

>> No.14728337

>>14727734
faggot ass niggers MODDDDSSSSSSS

>> No.14728355

>>14728304
or took some sort of pic.
>>14728334
he was beat/molested as a child/ bullied etc

>> No.14728381

>>14728355
>he was beat/molested as a child/ bullied etc
My initial question wasnt answered.

>> No.14728525

>>14728381
thought you said point not profit nvm. profit is not measured in monetary gains but self satisfaction, it is subjective. see sharpie poopers. i nonlarpingly gave away hundreds of dollars in eth q1 2017 for sharpie poopers, i wish someone made an archive, was pretty sick shit but was some of the funniest shit i have ever seen

>> No.14728571

kek
i like how half the people itt are disgusted normies and half are sissy trannies wanting money from OP
love biz

>> No.14728620

>>14727321
Shit like that can cause septic shock.

>> No.14728651

>>14728620
capsaicin cant be worse than alcohol can it? it can cant it

>> No.14728699

>>14727321
10 link if you put satan's blood on his buttplug and upload a video of you inserting it with reaction

>> No.14728763

>>14727321
>watching roomate insert objects up his ass
>pay him for it
>nohomo.exe
i-it was just a prank b-bro!

>> No.14728783

>>14727321
>rectal administration of capsaicin

joke's on you op you just accidentally cured his ass cancer

>> No.14728798

>>14728783
this. not even larping, capsaicin is the real cancer cure, and weed

>> No.14728889

>not sucking on his plug
faggot

>> No.14729166

>>14727321
>paying a man to stick something up his ass while you watch
I hate to tell you this but you are gay Anon.

>> No.14729394

>>14727321
I know what you are thinking, yes, I am just another gay muslim man

>> No.14729441

>>14728525

You're clearly gay and get off to gay shit

>> No.14729676

is against the rules to be gay and post faggot on blue boards, retard

>> No.14730498
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14730498

STFU tards and get FTM staked now on xFutures. Few hours left.
Do I need to fucking spoonfeed you plebs smfh

>> No.14730742

>>14728207
>>14730498
What are you niggers talking about?

>> No.14730839

Lick his buttplug as a joke

>> No.14730925

>>14730839
Yeah Hahh, t-then fuck him in the ass on camera then when you cum lick it out and hold him after.. A-as a joke so funny!

>> No.14730995
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14730995

>>14727321
>paying men to fondle their butt plugs

>> No.14731049

>>14730839
>>14730925
These seem like pretty funny jokes, you should also prank your other friends by recording it and putting it in a pornhub account and sending everyone links.