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Obv everyone who's a wagie gets paid to shit. But it's rare to get the good stall and its quiet in the office enough to look at porn and fap. It's great though. Also, dont get used to using lotion and /gif/ with sound because still images are best.

>> No.14724825

>>14724806
You people are disgusting.

>> No.14725361

>>14724806
>Lotion

I'm sorry the jews marked you for life anon.

>> No.14725417

>>14724806
>still images are best
This. Who the fuck wants to hear women screaming like banshees in a pitiful attempt to sound sexy? nothankee

>>14725361
Also this. Cutfags will never know true sexual pleasure. Stay mad burgers.

>> No.14725458

>>14725361
have sex but shave b4 sex

>> No.14725460

>>14725417
Got cut 9 months ago at 25. Everything is better now. Orgasms are amazing because it needs way more time to create buildup. Wish I was cut earlier tbqh

>> No.14725520

>>14724806
>Fapping on company time
Get on my level
My office is walking distance from an Asian massage parlor.
I get head or "fuck prostitute" on company time.

And everyone else thinks I am just taking a long shit (but no one really pays attention to anyone else in our office).

>> No.14725547

>>14725460
keep telling yourself that

>> No.14725571

>>14725460
Weird cope

>> No.14725589

>>14724806
I often have the office to myself. Sometimes I'll have a fap and take a nap in the same day.

>> No.14725596

If you haven’t jerked off at work you haven’t lived life. It’s something you have to try at least once

>> No.14725693

Capital idea senpai. Now, which single seat bathroom on which abandoned floor of which building should I use?