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1472253 No.1472253 [Reply] [Original]

Every time. Every. Fucking. Time.

>be me
>aspiring stock broker
>make stock account
>"haha, im stock marketing!!"
>buy into stock
>IT GOES TO THE RIGHT
>EVERY FUCKING TIME

Why does this keep fucking happening? How the fuck am I supposed to make money if, when I buy in, price never goes to the left? Fucking scam of a system. FUCKING BULLSHIT.

>> No.1472260

I don't think you understand what a stock broker does.

>> No.1472286

>>1472253
Poorfag will never get rich. We on bis manipulate market by turning your monitors 360 degrees. Stay poor.

>> No.1472287

>>1472253
Lookup inverse time options, moron.

>> No.1472790

>>1472253
Its simple. Just find a stock you like, and then short it.

>> No.1472809

>>1472790

>shorting stock

i'd be willing to wage nobody on this board has actually ever shorted anything. maybe options, but do you really think a guy wanting to become a broker can short stock?

>> No.1473424

>>1472809
I short constantly, but I'd agree (based on his terminology) that this guy can't.

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1473430

>>1472253

LOL

>> No.1473436

>>1472253
You probably need more monitors. More monitors means more money.