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14718490 No.14718490 [Reply] [Original]

>You want to get rich from crypto
>You've made hundreds of taxable exchanges between different cryptocurrencies and wallets which it will be almost impossible to provide records for
>You've also done a few slightly illegal things with crypto (bought pot and steroids) which could probably be traced to you if you ever did successfully compile all your transactions for the taxman
Anyone else in this boat? What are our options? Cash out in Puerto Rico? Pic unrelated.

>> No.14718514

Those pants are fuckin cool.
and yeah same except the illegal transaction part

>> No.14718518

>>14718490
I can feel the smell
Magnificent

>> No.14718522

best guess + pay taxes on best guess = nobody cares

>> No.14718525

>>14718490
dont have that problem as i dont sell frequently and dont buy drugs off the internet

>> No.14718527

this is why I buy regulatory compliant coins with American teams like Sentivate

>> No.14718548

i plan to visit a tax accountant that specializes in crypto once i made enough money to cash out

>> No.14718560

I'e never sold. Only hold.

>> No.14718571

I've never seld, only held.

>> No.14718629
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>>14718525
Same here, I'd never be so stupid as to cash out big amounts.

Over time I'm planning to pay tax on my passive income (LINK-Node and ETH PoS). If I do so, I guess nobody will guess where my $4 mio LINK stack (aka 40 LINK) came from.

>> No.14718636

>>14718571
>>14718560
>>14718525
>never/rarely sell
Best approach. You'll get the capital gains tax rate, rather than pay the ordinary income tax rate.

>> No.14718734

>>14718490
How is this girl so perfect and how do I get a gf like her?

>> No.14719152

>>14718490
le tax ebschange FUDe :DDDDDD

>> No.14719171

>>14718490
I don't buy illegal shit. I'll just give it my best guess when I finally cash out. I'm not really worries about it

>> No.14719173

>>14718734
be black, unironically

>> No.14719264

>>14718490
she looks like she exclusively fucks black guys.

>> No.14719445

>>14719264
I think it's because she looks somewhat similar to Elsa Jean

>> No.14719461

>>14719445
this. it's eerie.

>> No.14719487

>>14718490
Just report your transactions to the best of your ability. 15% tax tribute to the Jews will be worth if for my lambo.

>> No.14719512

>>14719173
>>14719264
>>14719445
>>14719461
yikes

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>>14719173

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>>14718490
Cash out in PR and don't pay any taxes to the IRS. Get a hot girlfriend while at it, pic related.

>> No.14720412

>>14718490
Idiot, get a fucking accountant. This is such rubbish, paying tax on every trade etc. This is the same fud as always. Fuck off

>> No.14720430

>>14718490
>>14718522
just get an accountant, pay tax and get insurance on the return. deal with whatever happens.

nobody cares about your personal weed and gear use.

>> No.14720504

>buying crypto
>wants to pay taxes
And that is why BTC is returning to $3K.

>> No.14720544

>>14719173
>>14719264
The absolute state of Amerimuttcucks
Kys

>> No.14720555

>>14719173
>>14719264
>>14719445
>>14719461
>>14719512
>>14720544
the power of the BBC

so powerful it can derail threads

>> No.14720561

>thousands of transactions
>bought not-yet-illegal research chems once

>> No.14720602

I've sent to every market since Silk Road directly from coinbase. They really don't give a fuck. Rerax.

>> No.14720685

>>14718527
my sentivate bag is one of my current prized possessions.

amazing team, fucking killer vision.

>> No.14720708

>>14718490
looks like a swedish bus

>> No.14720800

Happened to me in the bull run when i cashed out a lot.

Tax man eventually found where i lived, I shouldn’t have answered the door. He came inside and raped me really hard as i pleaded i had a complicated trade history and didn’t know what to do

>> No.14720815

Would you wait for her to stand up to get a glimpse at that juicy ass or not?

>> No.14720833

>>14718490
anybody got more pics of her?
need to fap

>> No.14720956

>>14718490
don't cash out everything? just what you need?
i mean, fuck banks

>> No.14721039

In EU exchanges between cryptocurrencies aren't taxable right?

>> No.14721316

>>14721039
of course they are taxable.

it is different from country to country.

in germany everything above 800€ profit per year is taxable with 25%.

>> No.14721385

Im to stupid to trade so all i did was buying chainlink in 2017 because of the memes and now i wait.

Also 0% taxes in germany if you hold for a year.

>> No.14721386

>>14720833
>her

>> No.14721937

>>14720833
>>14721386

you fucking retards lol, I know this girl she's called LKS

>> No.14722260

>implying anyone on biz is in profit
there will be no gains to declare keke

>> No.14722729

>>14718490
>blonde pawg

LITERALLY made for BBC

>> No.14722781

>>14718490
better give source on her

>> No.14722791

>>14718522
Unironically this. The IRS wants their pound of flesh. Give it a good faith effort. They don’t go after the good faith efforts (although they will charge the difference plus penalties). They go after the intentional criminals.

>> No.14723089

>>14721937
bullshit

>> No.14723123

u fucking newfags seriously never seen this pic before kys

>> No.14723153

>>14723123
/thread

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>>14722729
stop watching porn

>> No.14723308

>>14722729
Yep she does look 12, perfect for pedo nignogs.

>> No.14723320

>>14720504
I just don't want to get in legal trouble. I'd be happy to not pay taxes if it wouldn't result in me getting screwed.

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>>14723254
>>14723308
no

porn of her with a collar & leash getting pumped doggy style by a nignog when

>> No.14723460

>>14723408
>literally never going to make it.

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>>14723460
I have 50k link

>> No.14723487

Somebody post the OP image where she has the handgun.

>> No.14723506

>>14723408
have all the BTC in the world, but in the end of the day, you are still a shy, submissive cuck. If that's making it, then I don't want to make it.

>> No.14723557

>>14718490
Number of taxable exchanges is a meme you 90 iq moron.

In the end if you add up each loss and gain the total amount of money you lost or gained during the year is your capitol gains.

There's no way to pay taxes on a loss unless you're retarded.

>> No.14724419

>>14723487
Do it.

>> No.14725324

>>14718490
>tfw i bought so close to $0 that the difference between paying full-basis and actual basis is about $4000
yeah, i'm just going to pay full basis. how can the IRS complain about getting the maximum cut possible?

>> No.14725354

>>14723089
lks csgo look her up retard