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14716864 No.14716864 [Reply] [Original]

Whats up losers? ;) i just got accepted to pilot school;)

Yep thats right my job is gonna be cooler than your shitty pathetic job ;))

ill enjoy a 300k euro salary and fucking stewardesses ;)))

enjoy your lowpay 8-16 job

pathetic.

>> No.14716878

isn't more like 120k at most?

>> No.14716915

>>14716878
No kys dilate
Seething cope

>> No.14716940
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>>14716878
nope (pic related)

>> No.14716964

We’ve gone over this already bitchboy OP:

you’re not a fighter pilot. You’re not cool. You’re a commercial airline cuck pilot which is probably one of the most boring braindead jobs in existence

Kys

>> No.14716968

>>14716940
Dilate

>> No.14716979

>>14716964
Have sex

>> No.14717417

I don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a dick in your hole for a few minutes. It's nowhere near as bad as murder, cancer, or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick. And really, women can't be raped since the vagina is designed to accommodate cock. Only men can be raped. If a woman is penetrated anally against her will, she's just experiencing male rape, which is an excellent learning experience for her, to discover the struggles that men go through.

For women, rape isn't a big deal. It's just typical female exaggeration to get attention. They all fantasize about rape so they actually enjoy it. They just want to trade in their "victim" status for clothing and jewelry and don't want to give sex away for free. Really, the only punishment for rape should be to pay the equivalent of the going rate for whatever sex act was performed with a local prostitute of equivalent attractiveness. Since it's the same punishment, why would anyone rape a Feminist instead of a beautiful woman?

Those fat ugly feminists that scream the loudest that "no means NO," are actually hoping to limit the amount of sex the genetically gifted attractive women get. And, in so doing, hoping that some hapless male starving for sex will find himself scraping the very, very bottom of the barrel where the fat and ugly feminist will finally have the chance to scream, "YES, FUCK ME HARD."

Hey fat ugly feminists, it isn't going to work. You only really have one option. Lose the weight, learn how to use make up, and get an overhaul of your personality. In some cases you may need extensive plastic surgery to have any hope of getting my cock rammed into your ass. In some extreme cases, it is entirely hopeless and you should just give up. If you are this last case, try having sex with animals if you find you can approach them without scaring them away.

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>>14716878
Googled this too and was going to post this. 120k for a stressful, sleep depriving job where one minor fuck up can result in the deaths of hundreds because that's how much people need to be paid put up with that shit. I'm not terrified of flying periodically but I wouldn't like the idea of flying thousands of flights a year either. Figure it's a numbers game before something goes wrong and the plane explodes and I'd always be wondering if today's the day that it does.

>> No.14717616

>>14716864
Gonna take you years to get there pal

>> No.14717625

Yeah that's cool or whatever. I just got accepted to astronaut school and it pays double what pilots make plus I'll get all the girls and alien bitches too.
Keep your gay day jobs.
I'm bouta finna fuck a martian.
Stay mad losers

>> No.14717653

>>14716864
Unironically suffer a massive stroke and crash your pathetic twin engine, maybe?

>> No.14717682

Also call your mum and tell her you love her ;)

>> No.14717863

>>14717682
Dilate

>> No.14717922

>>14717653
Seething cope

>> No.14717955

>>14717863
>>14717922
Niggggers

>> No.14717974

>>14716864
average starting pilot salary is 120k with literally like 10% growth over 20 years. just an hero before you get stuck in this job

>> No.14718104

>>14717955
Reported

>> No.14718156

>>14718104
>Behind nth distros

>> No.14718158
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>>14716864
I giggle when people like you think you have it better than anyone else. Mother won the Euro Millions six years ago. Been living a really comfortable life. I buy whatever I want and spend most my days gardening and chilling.I'm so fucking bored I have enrolled in Culinary School for next year. Enjoy your silly make-believe dreams.

>> No.14718176

>>14718158
sounds comfy!

>> No.14718179

>>14718158
>spends his life cooking
>thinks he’s gonna make it

You were born to be a cuck my man. Kys

>> No.14718182

From what Ive heard, being a piIot is a very demanding job

>> No.14718219

>>14718182
>sitting on an airplane for 14hr each time
>push autopilot button
>twice per flight , spout some unfunny nonsense over the speakers
>complain about this or that and joke with copilots
>wait
>check that dials are on the right numbers and lights to be of right colors
>sleep
>have an airplane meal or two
>flirt with flight attendants who bring you shit to the cockpit
>chill out at some hotel and sleep waiting for next flight
>repeat

yeah very demanding indeed.

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>>14716864
Yeah except 80% of student pilots drop out of training anyways, enjoy that wagecuck life unless you happen to be that 1 out of 5

>> No.14718277

>>14718179
The difference between you and me is I can quit whenever I want and you still have to grind to pay bills. I'll think of you anon when I scratch my ballsack and drink coronas on my second holiday to the Philippines

>> No.14718724

>>14718277
Kys

>> No.14718783

>>14716864
BASED as FUCK bro! Good luck.

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>>14716864

>> No.14719127

>>14716864
did you get accepted in a flight school or a cadet program? its pretty easy to get into flight school, you basically just need the money.

in any case its a shitty job flying for airlines. your salary expectations wont come true for decades. i couldn't take it, the corporate bullshit and constant annoyances. i dont know where you get the idea the stewardesses will fuck you or are even worth fucking, most are old women or fags.

went the bush route and am much happier for it.

>> No.14719344

>>14716864
>>14716979
>>14717417


OP you sound like the biggest incel

>> No.14719407

>>14716940
>get paid half as much as a welder who just went to trade school

sorry fren

>> No.14720118

>>14719127
my friend who is a pilot has a gf but he never sees her and he constantly fucks prostitutes
I wouldn't be surprised if she cheats on him too
To me being a pilot always seemed like being a high level truckdriver, you just sit in a box moving stuff

>> No.14720617

>>14716940
who made that bullshit hahahahah

Petrol engineering makes you >400k yearly and its not even there