I will stick any common household object up my asshole for 500 link each, timestamped with spread cheeks. Larger objects will cost you from 800-1000 link.

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OP !uVgzzpUb2A Wed Jul 10 18:06:47 2019 No.14711638 [Reply] [Original]

I will stick any common household object up my asshole for 500 link each, timestamped with spread cheeks.

Larger objects will cost you from 800-1000 link.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 18:16:01 2019 No.14711821 >>14711638 I can get 'her' 13 times for that kind of money >https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/tv-valeska-venezuelan-tv-escort.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 18:17:07 2019 No.14711842 Stick a TV remote in your ass and I'll send you 1k link kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 18:17:10 2019 No.14711844 >>14711638 Stick a fork up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 18:26:47 2019 No.14711994 9” of paradise in the real republic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 18:32:47 2019 No.14712105 >>14711994 i have no idea what this means >>14711844 which side of the fork? and for how much link >>14711842 if you are still here i'll do it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 18:37:46 2019 No.14712192 >>14711638 No matter how many objects you stick up your ass......no matter how many links you receive ... You'll be poor forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 18:45:05 2019 No.14712303 >>14712192 >you'll be poor forever say that to me when im riding on a linkies yacht and living in his penthouse in exchange for sucking his pen0r every day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 18:54:18 2019 No.14712461 >>14712303 Write me a smart contract for TV remote up ass in exchange for 500 link and I'd definitely agree to that hahaha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 18:58:52 2019 No.14712536 >>14712461 Post passport and timestamped hand, first-world White or East-Asian asshole is worth 1000x that of some pajeet or 1 million that of a nigger. I'll even chip in 15 stinky-linkies towards it for the memes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 18:59:07 2019 No.14712537 >>14712461 a tv remote is pretty thick anon, ill do it.... but only for 800 link

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:00:09 2019 No.14712553 >>14712536 one timestamped white hand coming up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:12:22 2019 No.14712755 File: 1.90 MB, 2448x3264, hand.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14712536 >>14712461 not gonna post my passport (USA) but here is my hand of pure European descent

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:17:17 2019 No.14712846 File: 13 KB, 283x184, IMG_20170628_072701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14712755 Do a sample pic of your ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:19:37 2019 No.14712884 >>14711821 ...ew

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:20:36 2019 No.14712896 >>14712846 sure thing anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:20:58 2019 No.14712902 How many stinkers to shove a rake up your jacksie?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:21:31 2019 No.14712909 >>14712755 Just timestamp the cover, you don't need to give any info for people to dox you. I just want to be sure you aren't a fucking Romanian or something. It's only worth it to me to humiliate someone that is worth humiliating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:21:42 2019 No.14712914 >>14712755 How about that big glass thing by your hand

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:22:10 2019 No.14712923 >>14711821 Holy fuck you must look disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:24:15 2019 No.14712951 >>14712902 i dont think i even own a rake to do that with >>14712914 well thats a lamp.... >>14712909 fine hold on

>>	SS rk Wed Jul 10 19:28:32 2019 No.14713016 >>14711638 I'll give you 100 link if you stick a coke bottle up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:29:46 2019 No.14713027 very bullish. people is doing everything to have some more linkies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:36:09 2019 No.14713124 >>14711821 kek >these people give you advice about woman

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:45:01 2019 No.14713276 File: 2.24 MB, 2448x3264, pass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14712951 >>14712909 passport

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:46:06 2019 No.14713296 File: 1.08 MB, 2560x1920, ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14712846 >>14712896 assport >>14713016 no way im doing that for only 100 link, coke bottles are huge (plus i dont even have one at my house)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:47:39 2019 No.14713319 >>14713276 Roll up your passport and shove it up your ass and you'll get 750 link

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:51:48 2019 No.14713375 Sodomites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 19:54:42 2019 No.14713423 >>14711638 You need a smart contract for this shit. Because you definitely won't get your LINKs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:01:16 2019 No.14713524 >>14711638 >entertaining the idea of sticking a TV remote up his asshole >could get a job until link moons damn OP your life is fucked, and will prob be more fucked if you make it off link t b h

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:04:17 2019 No.14713564 0xE0AEA4b3244c98B9cE6f4E3777b7f9F47412A7C4

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:05:05 2019 No.14713579

>>14713319
definitely not, its my only form of ID right now

>>14713423
I trust anons not to scam me if i actually do this for them

>>14713524
I dont think my life is that fucked, and if i actually made it off of link i dont see how it would be more fucked?

>>14713564
?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:08:05 2019 No.14713633 File: 466 KB, 736x673, 1545351225953.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14713579 >I trust anons not to scam me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:08:42 2019 No.14713641 >>14713579 I stuck a coke can up there, where’s my Link

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:10:44 2019 No.14713675

>>14713641
someone scammed you i guess anon, but im willing to take the chance so i can get out of this life im stuck in

>>14713633
youve got to trust somebody sometimes, ive tried tons of jobs that didnt work out and everything like that to make money. the only idea i have right now is to do this so hopefully i can scrape together some link and /makeit/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:11:52 2019 No.14713698 File: 733 KB, 1000x664, BullPrepping.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14713579 >Trusting Anons

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:12:54 2019 No.14713712 >>14713675 What do you mean someone scammed me? They can still send me link

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:16:36 2019 No.14713768 >>14711821 >9 inches long Why do these girls always have the biggest hogs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:16:52 2019 No.14713773 I don't promise 1000 or 500 LINK but I will pay 15 stinkies if you quit teasing us and shove that fucking remote up your tailpipe!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:17:29 2019 No.14713780 >>14711638 >500 link each Are you fucking insane

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:17:59 2019 No.14713789 >>14713768 They lie, big cock is (obviously) highly coveted in gay relationships.

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:23:46 2019 No.14713882

>>14713780
im just setting a price based on what ive seen other people do this for, was in a thread earlier where a guy was offered 500 link for sharpie in pooper.

>>14713773
$60ish to stretch my asshole out with a huge tv remote is not worth it at all anon, the most ive ever put inside was literally a sharpie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:24:52 2019 No.14713899 >>14713579 youre considering sticking a TV remote up your asshole. if you really dont see how your life is fucked, you are really fucked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:24:59 2019 No.14713902 File: 102 KB, 403x293, 1560850911631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14713698 >>Trusting Anons >>14713633 >>I trust anons not to scam me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:25:58 2019 No.14713918 I’ll stick a Link Cube up my ass for 1000

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:26:52 2019 No.14713935 >>14713918 based, but ill do it for 700

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:28:00 2019 No.14713953 >>14713899 Not if it’s a Samsung tv remote, they’re no bigger than a tiny pecker

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:28:05 2019 No.14713955 >>14713899 im not fucked at all anon, i just want to make alittle bit of money so that hopefully it will go up in price and i can actually do something with my life insted of be an involintary neet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:29:01 2019 No.14713970 >>14713955 Then drive Uber/Lyft in your downtime instead of posting on here. Use that money to buy Link

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:30:28 2019 No.14713996 >>14711842 >that ID

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:30:32 2019 No.14713997 500 Link for a link cube up the ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:30:45 2019 No.14714002 >>14713953 all i have is an optimum remote and there pretty big >>14713970 i cant do that you need too be 21 plus i got a dui once so i can never have jobs where you drive

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:31:51 2019 No.14714023 350 for a link cube in my ass >>14713997 you cant undercut me anon, its impossible

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:32:12 2019 No.14714028 >>14714002 Start giving Blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:33:18 2019 No.14714043 >>14714023 >>14713997 Thus a market was formed. Who can argue with capitalism?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:34:30 2019 No.14714070 >>14713935 I'll do it for 100

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:35:02 2019 No.14714079 I’ll do it for 100

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:35:33 2019 No.14714086 I'll do it for 1k Harmony

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:36:39 2019 No.14714101 I’ll give you 100 of my Tinder matches for 100 Link

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:36:46 2019 No.14714103 Ill put anything no thicker than a electric shaver in my ass for 5 link Fags.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:37:16 2019 No.14714114 >>14714028 i would if craigslist actualy still existed >>14714070 >>14714079 50 for a link cube up my asshole

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:39:22 2019 No.14714144 >>14714114 Ok since you’re such a onions boy, whatever this annon will do for Link, I will do for free

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:41:09 2019 No.14714173 >>14714144 nice job devaluing yourself lol, now that you are worthless i once again am charging 300 for a link cube up the ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:42:12 2019 No.14714186 >>14714173 Will stick 2 Link cubes up my ass for free

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:43:12 2019 No.14714202 >ITT: The average Chainlink holder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:44:03 2019 No.14714212 Um I think this is bearish can’t tell. I’ll give you 1/100th of a b255 to shove a flashlight up your ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:44:20 2019 No.14714216 >>14714173 Already have 8600 Link, far from devalued. If you are serious about not being able to afford your own Link, then you don’t deserve to make it. I’d stick just about anything up my ass to keep Link out of your hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:44:34 2019 No.14714219 >>14714202 >ITT: The average desperate noLinker FTFY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:46:27 2019 No.14714255 >>14713882 That's 1500 USD lmao what planet are you on

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:47:59 2019 No.14714285

>>14714212
if i knew what b255 was and if it was worth that much id do it

>>14714216
i meant you devalued your ass market by offering it for free. and why dont i deserve to make it? im not smart enough for college or like any job i even tried labor stuff so i cant make money and im stuck being forced to be a neet. i just want enough money to move out and have my own place one day

>>14714255
well i didnt realize that but obviously prices are negotiable

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:49:55 2019 No.14714308 >>14714285 Sell drugs faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:51:37 2019 No.14714332 >>14714308 my friends told me to once so i bought some to sell and my friends robbed me getting link is my only option to make it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:51:42 2019 No.14714334 I'm 100% confident my anus can stretch to a greater diameter than any of you amateurs in here. If OP gets some link for sticking something up his ass I'll be sticking two of that object up my ass, side by side, for just 1.5 times as many linkies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:53:19 2019 No.14714362 >>14714334 im okay with this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:53:39 2019 No.14714366 >>14714334 I’m offering to do that for free, I’m cornering the anal for crypto market

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:54:41 2019 No.14714391 >>14714366 You can't compete with me when it's physically impossible for you to do so. I'm talking big leagues here. Forks pointy end first? Child's play. Blue Yeti mic? Consider it engulfed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:55:22 2019 No.14714402 >>14714332 Kys, and I’ll send you 5 Link

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:55:32 2019 No.14714406 File: 61 KB, 562x636, Captureasdasdqw22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14711638 I HAVENT SEEN ANY PICTURES WITH ANYTHING IN YOUR ASS YET YOU FAGGOT!! HURRY IT UP!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:55:47 2019 No.14714411 >>14714366 you offering to do it for free just crashed your own personal market and nothing else

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:57:00 2019 No.14714429 >>14714411 I crashed your market, you’re fucked anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 20:58:10 2019 No.14714437 >>14714406 NOONE HAS OFFERED ME ANY LINKIES FOR ANY OBJECTS IN MY ASS YET >>14714429 you wish anon, one day im gonna be cruising by you on some link marines yacht while sucking his dick and your tiny little fishing boat is gonna flip from the wake

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:00:04 2019 No.14714464 >>14714437 I'll give you 400 if you put a sharpie up there in the next 5 mins

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:01:16 2019 No.14714480 >>14714464 Tick tock OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:01:41 2019 No.14714485 >>14714464 If I do it in the next 3 min will you promise not to send any to that anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:01:57 2019 No.14714488 >>14711638 didnt read not selling

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:02:22 2019 No.14714495 >>14714464 >>14714480 im on it

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:02:38 2019 No.14714499

>>14714285
>im not smart enough for college or like any job i even tried labor stuff
This is called natural selection. There is nothing in this world for you. You will live a meaningless life and will never accomplish anything. Thanks for playing, but sorry you got the shit end of the stick. Fuck you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:03:39 2019 No.14714513 >>14711638 Stick your house keys up your ass. 500 link.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:04:15 2019 No.14714517 >>14714464 fuck wait i dont have a sharpie how about a pen or something ill even do a banana >>14714513 key side in or the big side in?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:04:48 2019 No.14714534 >>14714499 That’s why I will destroy my anus so he does not have any Link when it moons. He will most likely breed if he holds a chunk of Link and the world cannot handle more worthless faggots

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:05:13 2019 No.14714546 >>14714517 Half the keys in, half hanging out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:05:31 2019 No.14714549 >>14714499 that isnt fair though anon, i just want to be able to have a good life eventually insted of being stuck inside of a tiny little room for the rest of my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:05:47 2019 No.14714558 >>14714517 I'll throw in an extra 50 if you put both a pen and banana in there

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:06:43 2019 No.14714572 >>14714546 i only have a single key though not a whole key ring >>14714558 im on it

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:07:20 2019 No.14714583

>>14714517
Take it from me kiddo, you can't handle a banana if the biggest you've had so far was some sharpie.
Also a key may tear you up if you're still tight. As in, literally tear you up. I'm talking blood and shit.

>>14714549
Break your PC and take back your life from there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:07:21 2019 No.14714584 I’ll give you 100 link right now to stick ice cubes up your ass as many as you can

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:07:27 2019 No.14714587 >>14714549 >isn’t fair Jesus Christ the more this worthless faggot talks the more I am willing to destroy my anus to see him fail

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:08:56 2019 No.14714615 >>14714464 >>14714495 Time's up OP, enjoy being poor forever

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:09:23 2019 No.14714627 >>14714583 a key isnt that big and a banana is dick shaped so i think it will work also what would breaking my pc help at all >>14714584 i dont have any ice cubes, anything else youd want?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:09:26 2019 No.14714630 >>14714587 >Desperately trying to find an excuse to put stuff up his ass Heh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:09:57 2019 No.14714635 I'll give you one (1) of my precious linkies if you empty a bag of marshmallows into your ass and take a photo of you gaping with them inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:10:56 2019 No.14714647 >>14713899 >i want to make a little bit of money by sticking a TV remote up my ass you are fucked man. idk how its not any clearer to you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:11:03 2019 No.14714648 >>14714630 >Doesn’t understand how fucked up this world will get when people like OP breed >Is actually just like OP Please never breed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:11:13 2019 No.14714652 >>14714635 I feel like out of all the offers this guy is the most likely to deliver

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:12:09 2019 No.14714661 >>14714627 Your issue isn't that you're too dumb for manual labor, you're just too undisciplined for any task of worth. Breaking your PC would put you back on track.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:12:13 2019 No.14714663 >>14714627 Do you have water and a freezer wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:12:20 2019 No.14714667 >>14714635 I’ll give you (1) Link to not give that guy any Link ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:13:15 2019 No.14714682 >>14714635 Do it OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:13:39 2019 No.14714693 >>14714661 OP needs to be sterilized

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:14:30 2019 No.14714703

>>14714663
i mean yah but i dont have a ice cube tray or whatever
>>14714661
i tried working at a warehouse even and i didnt even quit i got fired because all my stuff would fall over and i kept breaking stuff from that im not lazy

>>14714635
>>14714682
i dont have marshmellows and my ass isnt stretched like that to gape or anything

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:14:58 2019 No.14714715 If OP gets his nuts cut off, I’ll give him 1000 Link

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:14:58 2019 No.14714717 I'll do the banana for 100, but I need a 10% down payment before I debase myself 0xc6fB4A79a725287a4cA3e6aF76C7C2570Ccf1376

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:15:56 2019 No.14714732 >>14714558 ok fuck i dont have bananas either what about the remote and the pen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:18:59 2019 No.14714793 >>14714732 Shove a shotgun up your ass Pull trigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:20:13 2019 No.14714808 >>14714648 At least I'm not a faggot that is worried by the slim chance of some brainlet on 4chan actually having sex WHILE thinking putting stuff up my own ass will make any difference. I'll breed a lot, you closeted fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:20:31 2019 No.14714812 >>14714732 Last chance fucko. Something up there for 350 in 5 minutes or you can forget it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:21:47 2019 No.14714836 >>14714812 ok itll be a remote just hold on

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:22:28 2019 No.14714852 >>14714812 This guy isn't delivering... I'm ready to act, banana in hand, remote's a possibility too, just need a 10% down 0xc6fB4A79a725287a4cA3e6aF76C7C2570Ccf1376

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:23:44 2019 No.14714873 >>14714808 You’re the faggot who probably thinks 500 link is enough to make it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:24:00 2019 No.14714879 >>14714852 >just need a 10% down picture first, pajeet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:24:43 2019 No.14714885 >>14714836 Quickly anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:25:14 2019 No.14714891 >>14714836 tick tock op

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:25:25 2019 No.14714894 >>14714703 >not having an ice cube tray or marshmallows >white

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:26:04 2019 No.14714901 File: 31 KB, 645x729, 1555418576518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14714873 Yes, yes, forget about what I said and just accuse me of something different >pic related, it's (You)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:31:32 2019 No.14714978 >>14714812 i did it hold on for pics

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:31:32 2019 No.14714980 >>14714836 >Trusting unknowns in an underwater basket weaving online japanese forum Anon, I'm sorry to inform you but even if you do get money. You won't make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:32:52 2019 No.14715000 File: 136 KB, 1007x793, 1F4D69A7-31B3-4B82-9BF8-8B6FB54D8BFC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14714901 >actual selfie of you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:37:20 2019 No.14715060 >>14714978 fuck you faggot deliver

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:37:36 2019 No.14715070 File: 473 KB, 1836x2616, linkme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14714879

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:37:55 2019 No.14715076 File: 1.11 MB, 2448x3264, remote.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14714891 >>14714885 >>14714812 0xa532ceDE0e57B0CB2277bEc1F75aEb5d8043d34C that hurt alot and took alot of lotion but i did it jannie fuck you for banning me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:38:06 2019 No.14715082 You need to reinvent yourself, OP. Shoving things up your ass is pretty standard. Go for something new. How about a pen in the urethra? That's worth something significant and should generate the kind of linkies you need to "make it"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:39:32 2019 No.14715107 Post your BRAP.me address

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:39:34 2019 No.14715108 >>14715076 heres my address for when this post gets deleted by the jannie 0xa532ceDE0e57B0CB2277bEc1F75aEb5d8043d34C

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:40:34 2019 No.14715130 >>14715107 https://brap.me/theassman

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:42:27 2019 No.14715156 >>14715108 0x96af16b32be253e307c21a6a48cd372a9c1a276b Jannie here. Send me 15% and your post remains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:42:31 2019 No.14715158 Did anyone really pay this guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:43:01 2019 No.14715167 File: 332 KB, 1387x1020, 1562611245087.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14715076 >he actually did it sike nigger now the internet will forever know you put things up your ass for internet money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:44:05 2019 No.14715189 >>14715156 you must really need the money, considering you do it for free >>14715158 n-not yet >>14715167 i just want to /makeit/ anon.....

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:46:17 2019 No.14715221 >>14714980 Why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:47:04 2019 No.14715245 >>14715221 so i could make it why else

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:47:59 2019 No.14715260 >>14715076 Needs a timestamp.

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:48:27 2019 No.14715271
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>>14715189
You will never make it. If you knew how to create actual value you wouldn't put things up your ass for funny internet money that has a good probability of not existing in 10 years. That's some actual woman level shit. You are asking for a bull to come balls deep in your ass in hopes you get some linkies. Was it worth it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:49:54 2019 No.14715297 >>14715260 i already posted a bunch of timestamps though do i really have to do it again to timestamp? you cant just trust me? >>14715271 it is worth it if i get links so i can make it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:50:51 2019 No.14715311 >>14711842 If digits OP has to deliver

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:52:22 2019 No.14715330 >>14715311 >>14711842 i already did it anon >>14715076

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:53:42 2019 No.14715349
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>>14715297
No anon. A good investment will not save you. Suckers who do not know how to create value end up with a 5/10 neurotic wife that commands them to do shit. You've become a woman in quite literally every way.

Good job and I hope it was worth the money. You did recieve the money, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:56:05 2019 No.14715395 >>14715349 i dont want a wife or anything like that i just want a house one day and i didnt get the money yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:58:18 2019 No.14715436 >>14715076 OP wears tightie whities

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 21:58:35 2019 No.14715442
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>>14715395
>Begged for money online
>Inserted object up arse
>All of this will be a known fact forever
>Didn't recieve a single stinky

You know the NSA is watching everything you do all the time? I thought that was interesting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:00:40 2019 No.14715481 >>14715395 People told you at least 5x not to do it and you did it. You get 0 coins. You were made fun of and dont get it. Stop degrading yourself you democrat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:02:53 2019 No.14715523 >>14715436 i dont >>14715442 i hope my nsa handler enjoyed that >>14715481 well i need the money anon and im not a democrat i trust that hell pay me

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:04:07 2019 No.14715543
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>>14715481
>Takes it up the ass
>Asks for a provider to provide resources
>Willing to take phallic objects for said resources
idk im seeing a pattern here. I think OP might be able to become a discord tranny. Maybe suck some dick for some pocket change.

I even considered giving you a single linky for your efforts, but looking at the price of transactions, I think that's a little steep for me personally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:04:37 2019 No.14715553 >>14715523 For what it's worth anon, I hope the people who said they'd pay you follow through

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:04:49 2019 No.14715558
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>>14715523
>i trust he'll pay me

you trust that someone who thinks its going to 1000 each is going to give you 500k future worth of link to stick a remote of your ass?

the absolute state

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:06:26 2019 No.14715586 >>14715553 thanks me too >>14715543 im not a tranny >>14715558 i hope so

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:07:29 2019 No.14715602 >>14715523 You’re just a newfag then. That’s actually much worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:07:48 2019 No.14715605 How is this thread not binned? It's absolutely disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:08:22 2019 No.14715617 File: 227 KB, 800x387, 1561489452211.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14715586 Good luck in the future anon. I heard hunkering down on meat isn't too bad.

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:08:24 2019 No.14715620

What timeline are we in. We know the value of Link, we witness begging Indian anons, we witness now a fine example of people literally sticking objects up their own asshole to get our precious Link. Anons, I can only think of one more item to complete the witness tree, Microsoft and Wal Mart announcements. Good luck frens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:10:18 2019 No.14715647 >>14715586 why don't you just like.... get a job?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:11:25 2019 No.14715671 >>14715602 im not a newfag i lurk alot >>14715617 huh? >>14715620 i just want the link anon >>14715647 because i tried that already and i kept getting fired from all my jobs and one didnt even pay me ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:13:15 2019 No.14715703 File: 63 KB, 750x733, dabbing host.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14715671 memes aside op good luck on finding a job. shits hard and the reason im being tough on you is so you'll wake the fuck up and stop being pathetic.

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:15:17 2019 No.14715742

>>14715703
anon i am woken up and ive worked or applyed everywhere in town but fast food places
the jobs i had i got fired from for breaking stuff on accident or not being able to make sales and everywhere else says no to my resume when they see i only work places for like a month before i get fired

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:16:00 2019 No.14715754 >>14715671 >i’m not a newfag I lurk a lot Yeah you don’t get it. You are still a newfag 100%.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:16:58 2019 No.14715769 >>14715260 are you still here anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:17:59 2019 No.14715785 >>14715754 im really not ive been here for years

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:20:45 2019 No.14715829
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>>14715742
Who says you have to get a job? Why don't you start a business? There's so much dumb shit you can do online to make money. It's stupid. Know how to code? That's good side income right there. Monetize your skills, and if you lack them, acquire them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:21:52 2019 No.14715849 >>14715829 i just tried to make money online but it didnt work and i failed coding class and i tried sales stuff but i failed at that so i dont know what there even is to do

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:24:03 2019 No.14715880 >>14715769 Need a timestamp.

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:26:27 2019 No.14715916
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>>14715849
your fucked. you got mental issues bro considering sticking TV remotes up your ass. when i tell my grandkids about chainlink this will be the "biggest retard" story i tell

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:26:58 2019 No.14715921 >>14715880 okay fine hold on

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:27:55 2019 No.14715937 >>14715849 You know what to do Kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:28:33 2019 No.14715957 >>14715916 how do i have mental issues because i dont wanna be stuck in a little room for the rest of my entire life? >>14715937 that would be even worse then being stuck in this life

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:29:56 2019 No.14715982

>>14715849
Quit being a baby faggot. You failed coding class because you didn't try hard enough. There is no such thing as a make money quick scheme. Apply yourself a little bit more every day and eventually you will become someone worth employing/purchasing products from.

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:51:37 2019 No.14716306
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>>14715880
>>14715921
i took the best photo i could, it was really hard to aim the camera under me and get the timestamp in the pic but you can see its the same one that was on my hand earlier

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 22:53:59 2019 No.14716346 >>14715982 im not being a baby at all i did try hard in class and saying apply yourself is easy but i have tried doing that and it never worked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:01:47 2019 No.14716448 >>14711821 That's a man baby

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:02:16 2019 No.14716455 >>14715880 >>14715260 >>14715769 >>14716306 anon pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:04:22 2019 No.14716480 I'd send linkies if I had any. OP delivered, anons didn't. Shame about your asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:05:09 2019 No.14716490 >>14712755 Dude you’re making white people look fucking gay desparate and retarded can you stop pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:07:08 2019 No.14716514 >>14716480 my asshole hurts alot anon, even more since i had to do it again to get a pic with timestamp >>14716490 i mean i kinda am desperate here this is my chance to actually get alittle bit of money so i can try to make it somehow

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:07:41 2019 No.14716524 >>14716490 ayo whi boi, you tink dat remote iz big wait til yoo feel mi dic boi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:12:56 2019 No.14716590 File: 410 KB, 666x1089, 1562548157737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Extremely pathetic and gross. Get a real job, have white babies, leave all this behind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:15:34 2019 No.14716627 >>14711821 >her

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:16:56 2019 No.14716646 People really think someone is going to give them free money for sticking something up their ass? >>14715076 You could've at least fucking shaved your butthole and used a pink skirt, you fucking homo. That's just nasty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:25:05 2019 No.14716747 >>14716646 why not, if they have a cute butt, are shaven, able to take nice pictures, draw a stinkie linkie on their cheeks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:27:34 2019 No.14716775 >>14716747 oh and also when they arent charging $1500 for it, that's fucking insane hope op doesnt get a single link

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:35:01 2019 No.14716875 Can someone fucking help me? I want to see if op got any links and I posted his wallet address into chain.link and etherscan but nothing shows up for results

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:47:08 2019 No.14717034 Its been more than 1 hour OP, let it go. No one's gonna give you money.

Anonymous Wed Jul 10 23:53:50 2019 No.14717118

>>14716775
>>14716747
i didnt have time to shave or anything and i dont own a skirt

also i only put that price in the OP because i saw someone else get 500 link for just a sharpie so i figured i might as well try

>>14716875
my address is 0xa532ceDE0e57B0CB2277bEc1F75aEb5d8043d34C and noone sent me anything at all

>>14717034
i dont know the guy was here and said to repost with a timestamp so im waiting and hoping hell come back

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:03:16 2019 No.14717218 >>14717118 Just sent $5 of link

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:05:28 2019 No.14717243 >>14717218 thank you anon, your $5 has somewhat soothed my broken anus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:06:03 2019 No.14717252 >>14717118 Imagine actually thinking someone would send you $1,500 for sticking something up your ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:07:57 2019 No.14717276 >>14717252 someone did in another thread, not to me but the guy who stuck the sharpie up his pooper said he recieved the money, and the guy said he was only giving me 350 link for the remote anyway, not 500. but he didnt send it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:08:08 2019 No.14717279 >>14717218 Did you get it yet or does it take like 45 minutes for the transfer to complete?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:10:01 2019 No.14717313 >>14717279 no i got it like a minute ago, thank you alot anon seriously

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:12:54 2019 No.14717357 >>14717313 No problem. Slow day for me. I needed the laugh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:17:29 2019 No.14717424 >>14717357 you too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:20:47 2019 No.14717466 >>14717424 Epic bread. Thanks for the lulz

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:21:51 2019 No.14717479 >>14717466 y-you too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:23:01 2019 No.14717494 >>14717479 Hope $5 was worth it to have your dick and balls and asshole with a remote sticking out of it on the internet forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:23:32 2019 No.14717500 I hoped for more pictures of things in asses. Disappoint

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:25:17 2019 No.14717530 >>14711638 And people say you can't buy anything with LINK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:25:27 2019 No.14717532 How much have you gotten?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:27:06 2019 No.14717555 >>14717500 noone offered me any link except one guy and he never actually payed me >>14717494 not really but it is what it is i guess.... its $5 more then i had >>14717532 $5 from someone who didnt even ask for a picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:27:22 2019 No.14717558 Is nobody gonna comment how tiny this guys dick is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:34:31 2019 No.14717612 >>14717555 You gotta give em a sneak peek, no one is gonna pay unless you give em something to think about

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:38:13 2019 No.14717686 >>14717612 i did >>14713296

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:42:24 2019 No.14717755 >>14717558 Nobody cares about other peoples dicks if you're straight lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:46:13 2019 No.14717825 I bet I can stick this whole thread in my ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:48:41 2019 No.14717869 >>14717825 made me jej

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:51:28 2019 No.14717912 File: 66 KB, 576x960, 10072019011115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Send him a msg!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:53:13 2019 No.14717943 File: 15 KB, 310x326, a8c52db91dc98c30c99715de33e49e71.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14715076

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:55:02 2019 No.14717971 >>14711638 LMAO someone sent u 1 link and 1 VIDT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 00:58:34 2019 No.14718028 >>14717971 thats 1 more vidt and 1 more link then i had before.....

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 01:04:54 2019 No.14718102 > I’m actively refreshing a thread on a Mongolian basket weaving forum waiting for pics of a dude shoving various objects up his ass Well anon, I don’t know which one of us is worse but I hope someone gives you something for it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 01:07:10 2019 No.14718132 >>14718102 if your actually looking for pictured of me shoving a remote up my ass scroll up,

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 02:01:25 2019 No.14718706 Good thread OP. You are not the hero crypto needs, but the one it deserves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 11 02:06:28 2019 No.14718760 >>14718028 >doing shit like this for what is currently worth $5 I hate faggots

Anonymous Thu Jul 11 02:07:17 2019 No.14718767
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OP you can't do this without setting up smart contracts and using decentralized oracles so once it's verified that the remote is in your ass, the LINK goes through automatically.

You fugged up :-DDDDDDD

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