Attention please

[Anonymous No.14661033]

>step out onto the balcony of the LINK Tower overlooking /biz/ Street
>look down and see a bus arrive from the telegram ghettos
>a hoard of paid pajeets step out, squat on the sidewalk and begin shitting all over the street, seemingly coordinated
>they are wearing shirts with EVE, VIDT and LIT logos
>some of them have poorly made Chainlink cube knockoffs with their own shitcoin logo superimposed over it
>as their shit streams across /biz/ street, they begin harassing bystanders to sell LINK for their shitcoin

*grabs megaphone*
*points down to the street*

ATTENTION TELEGRAM PAJEET AND DISCORD TRANNY BRIGADERS:

Daily reminder that I am NEVER, ever selling my Linkies.
Not even a single serg (i.e. 0.000000000000000001 LINK) will ever leave my wallet.

NEVER SELLING
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And yet you have the gall to disrespect us, steal our memes, beg for attention and even pretend to be us?

No one is falling for it, so keep your embarrassing and pathetic shitcoin shill campaigns away from LINK you ungrateful apes.

You beta orbiting, bottom-feeding swine are the cancer killing this board, our home. Get the fuck out and NEVER reply to me or my colleagues ever again.

[Anonymous No.14661475]

Please sir,

I just need 1 serg.