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if link dont moon i will ___

>> No.14651188
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14651188

Link is my only chance at losing my virginity

>> No.14651196

>>14651179
I have other bets
One of them will work out

>> No.14651204
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>>14651179
Buy EVE to continue compounding my gains

>> No.14651221

>>14651204
...in minecraft

>> No.14651235

>>14651179
Keep wagecucking and making asymmetric bets until I get rich or die.

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>>14651179
kill

>> No.14651277

>>14651179
unleash my final hacker form and a reign of terror unrivaled in the history of computing. in the end i assume id get necked by cia guerillas while on the run in some 3rd world shithole, but its the only revenge plan for this world i have the skills for. ill spare tor and onions only

>> No.14651314

wait patiently until it eventually, inevitably does.

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14651396

give up trying to get rich and become a priest.

>> No.14651438

>>14651179
Join the military

>> No.14651454

>>14651179
Live a comfortable life with my LINK gains.