Chainlink on Zerohedge

[Anonymous No.14648287]

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-07/coinbase-effect-chainlink-insanely-exploding-higher-0

That happened faster then expected.

[Anonymous No.14648308]

literally who

[Anonymous No.14648315]

>>14648287
Came here to post this. I don't care what the article says. We've made it frens

[Anonymous No.14648362]

>>14648287
this is like me writing an article about chainlink on my blog
literally seriously figuratively who?

[Anonymous No.14648379]

>>14648287
>Reddit poster, u/colorsdontlie, wrote he was a "developer" and didn't see Chainlink as a long term investment.

If that isn't a buy signal, idk what is.

[Anonymous No.14648383]

>>14648287
What the fuck? Now angry drumpf boomers will buy LINK.

[Anonymous No.14648389]

>>14648287
metaphysically, who?

[Anonymous No.14648395]

>>14648287
>reddit user claims to be a dev says it’s worthless

[Anonymous No.14648409]

>>14648362
>>14648308


How do you faggots not know what zerohedge is.


KYS

[Anonymous No.14648414]

>>14648287
>by Tyler Durden

Cringe.

[Anonymous No.14648419]

The comments are great, they have absolutely no fucking clue. Some even affirm Chainlink wants to be 'money'

[Anonymous No.14648429]

GET IN THE COMMENTS AND SHILL

THIS IS NOT A DRILL


IT'S TIME

THESE ARE AS CLOSE TO "OUR BOOMERS" AS WE'RE GONNA GET

[Anonymous No.14648442]

>>14648414
Seriously the newfaggotry in here. How the fuck do you guys not know about Zero Hedge and Tyler Durden alias?

[Anonymous No.14648451]

>>14648362
The only way anyone would read your blog is if you wrote in it about how you were gonna hang yourself and then did it.

[Anonymous No.14648453]

>>14648409

[Anonymous No.14648460]

>>14648287
>Reddit poster, u/colorsdontlie, wrote he was a "developer" and didn't see Chainlink as a long term investment.
Which one of you did this?

[Anonymous No.14648464]

You that is bullshit and its not true. The crypto that is growing rapidly is LTO.

[Anonymous No.14648489]

>>14648287
The article says the ICO was in January -- false

[Anonymous No.14648499]

wtf is zerohedge?

[Anonymous No.14648512]

>this relatively unknown cryptocurrency
>relatively unknown
>mfw

it's insane thinking how early we are sometimes

[Anonymous No.14648517]

>>14648414
Zerohedge and Tyler are a fucking post-2008 FC institution, you low-IQ nigger.

[Anonymous No.14648537]

Literally who
Lmao it mentions the reddit troll fud
Who are these crypto pseudo journalists
All they do is 5 minutes of googling and poorly copy and paste the first few top results without doing any deep research and thinking, it's so laughable
Average biz tard could publish a more credible, thorough and insightful report

[Anonymous No.14648561]

>>14648537
Pretty typical zerohedge article

[Anonymous No.14648575]

>>14648537
yes lets go neck deep into the oracle problem and technical solutions of chainlink to the broad right wing financial community. Why would you spoon feed people for free?

[Anonymous No.14648600]

Ico in mid-january eh? Glad this nobody publication did their DD!

[Anonymous No.14648606]

>>14648429
Idk. There are some really smug btc maximalists making noise. Most of these boomers can barely grasp btc. When it comes to smart contracts they dont have a clue.

[Anonymous No.14648620]

>>14648575
This. Who fucking cares. They've been introduced. When they see the price continue to rise they'll kick themselves for not doing more research and fomo in like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.14648632]

Fucking boomers

[Anonymous No.14648642]

>>14648606
>Most of these boomers can barely grasp btc. When it comes to smart contracts they dont have a clue.
the comments section just goes to show where we actually are on the curve. I would argue we haven't even passed the stealth phase based on the retarded comments

[Anonymous No.14648645]

I'd rather die alone than date a disgusting, used-up roastie with hanging beef flaps and some chad's discarded crotch waste. All women are whores. Disgusting, irreproachable whores. Every woman's eyes dart around whichever room she's in, trying to find the next wallet to subsidize the trainwreck of a life she's created for herself. They are leeches. No that's mean. Leeches can be useful for things like surgery. Women are like ticks

Reject whores, get money. Fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.14648651]

>>14648537
See >>14648460
I think it's clear the author is one of us and through that in for the lols

[Anonymous No.14648654]

>>14648414

This anon most decidedly does NOT get it.

Zerohedge is the number 1 news site by intelligence and objectivity. All others suck kike dick

[Anonymous No.14648657]

>>14648632

[Anonymous No.14648658]

[Anonymous No.14648659]

>>14648287
Should be noted that zerohedge has outside blog post writers, but this was written by Tyler Durden, which surely is a psuedonym, but main articles are labeled as such.

[Anonymous No.14648666]

>>14648645
*slow clap*

[Anonymous No.14648671]

>>14648658
this guy golds

[Anonymous No.14648681]

>>14648620
X10000


Only insecure brain dead pussies are shilling at this point. Just stay quiet you dumbfucks and keep buying until we hit 1k

[Anonymous No.14648691]

>>14648651
No I don't think so, this was 'reported' by multiple crypto sites which is where the author copied it from. It's so absurd kek

All the comments are pure boomer

[Anonymous No.14648697]

>>14648379
He posted old FUD to leddit and got 600 upboats. Then was quoted by zerohedge. Guy is clearly an anon.

[Anonymous No.14648702]

What a shitty, inaccurate article. Is this supposed to be some sort of popular financial news outlet?

[Anonymous No.14648712]

>>14648691
I see, wasn't aware of this. Are they really this clueless?

[Anonymous No.14648735]

>>14648702
Nah, its a shitty blog for /pol/ boomers. It is relatively popular though

[Anonymous No.14648768]

>>14648702
It was far better around 2009 and 2010. It really went down hill since then.

[Anonymous No.14648805]

>>14648654
dude no. Its a propaganda mouth peice. Some of the shit it says is boomer tier unironicly

[Anonymous No.14648808]

>>14648429
>our boomers

[Anonymous No.14648818]

>>14648409

[Anonymous No.14648839]

>>14648379
>>14648697
Top fucking Kek I love biz

[Anonymous No.14648846]

lol literal right wing jew controlled oposition web page, that nobody see ever

[Anonymous No.14648855]

>>14648409
>back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.14648864]

>>14648379
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>MFW /BIZ/ FUD IS BEING SOURCED

[Anonymous No.14648873]

>>14648362
zerohedge is one of the most respected and read alternative finance blogs you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.14648874]

>>14648645
Obtain Coitus.

[Anonymous No.14648876]

>>14648409
>Not wanting to read Boomer blackpilled financial advice.

[Anonymous No.14648927]

>>14648429
Link them to the Medium guide on how to use IDEX now. Tell them they don’t need to know how it works, just Transfer ETH and hodl link. Plenty of millennials are bound to see it at least. Tell them trading algorithms predict $20 eom.

[Anonymous No.14648945]

>>14648873
>zerohedge is one of the most respected
First article I read on this shitblog and this Tyler Durden impostor is unironically quoting ancient recycled /biz/ FUD from reddit.

[Anonymous No.14648975]

>>14648945
>tyler durden imposter
talk about a bruh moment

[Anonymous No.14648992]

>>14648805
>uses 'boomer' and 'tier'
>assumes opinions have value

[Anonymous No.14649005]

>>14648945
>Doesn't know tyler durden is multiple people
KYS

[Anonymous No.14649026]

>>14648945
>>14648992
>>14649005

>Nobody recognizes fAG in my id.

This board has gone to shit

[Anonymous No.14649050]

>>14648362
If this is Tyler Durden from the pop culture blog that's been around forever, WWTDD, it's unironically huge.

[Anonymous No.14649062]

>>14648927
Doesn't idex kyc

[Anonymous No.14649067]

>>14648873
OK, wen pump?

[Anonymous No.14649077]

>>14648287
Yea just read the comments, we are still so early. Tulips and internet money

[Anonymous No.14649078]

>>14648876
I said nothing about reading it. But at least you know what the fuck it is.

[Anonymous No.14649097]

>>14648658
Gold isn't going to buy you shit when shit happens. Food, guns, meds, etc are more useful.

[Anonymous No.14649107]

Did this clown really spend less than 5 minutes researching this project to throw up on his shitty blog? What a joke

[Anonymous No.14649119]

>>14648379
brah if any of u autists are buying now u deserve to stay poor

[Anonymous No.14649135]

Paid ads in Zeroedge?

SAD

[Anonymous No.14649141]

>>14648287
Imagine wanting to FUD so hard that you try to pretend Zero Hedge isn't a respected news source.

[Anonymous No.14649147]

>>14649107
>Doesn't know tyler is multiple people

[Anonymous No.14649150]

Zoomers are really showing their colors in this thread. Welcome to the real world and your first time on zerohedge.

[Anonymous No.14649155]

>>14648409

[Anonymous No.14649174]

>>14649147
what difference does that make? Did the clown really spend less than 5 minutes researching Chainlink?

[Anonymous No.14649184]

So let me get this right. Transfers occur from developers wallets to exchange wallets. Dumps slowly begin. Link uses some of the dump gains to buy an ad for an article in a website.

[Anonymous No.14649192]

>>14649174
Probably you stupid cunt. They report on all types of markets. Chainlink isn't shit yet. The fact that it got 5 minutes of their attention is the impressive part.

Not everyone is an unemployed faggot like you who has nothing else to do

[Anonymous No.14649196]

>>14649174
Link itself was created in less than five minutes. It’s a fucking erc20 with no real life uses.

[Anonymous No.14649198]

>>14649150
sad fucking state of /biz/

[Anonymous No.14649202]

>>14648992
>>14649005
>>14649026
fAG

[Anonymous No.14649215]

>>14649196
I thought it just got demoted to erc10?

[Anonymous No.14649227]

>>14649202
finally. 1 BTC to your 4chan gold account

[Anonymous No.14649228]

Even normies in finance know about zero hedge. Companies have to block the site.

[Anonymous No.14649264]

>>14649050
Tyler Durden is a character from Fight Club you dunce. People use that name because it makes them seem edgy and anti-establishment.

[Anonymous No.14649268]

>>14649228
There are occasional doom's day articles posted here from ZH. There used to be a wider range of non-crypto threads here on /biz/ before this influx of zoomers in the 2017 pump

[Anonymous No.14649270]

>aritcle on a supposed popular blog
>price still dumps

yep, that zerohedge is bigtime alright!

[Anonymous No.14649279]

oh fug, chainlink really is the altright nazi coin...

[Anonymous No.14649298]

>>14648864

[Anonymous No.14649304]

>>14649150
Did zerohedge ever make a right prediction? No? Then why should any zoomer read it, especially if the first article they're exposed to is obvious trash.

[Anonymous No.14649450]

>>14649077
More like 'these people' will eternally be retarded

[Anonymous No.14649709]

>>14648945
>unironically
Are we sure he isn't a marine?

[Anonymous No.14649790]

>>14648362
WoW. Z-H is far from who. Crypto tienes this board into spastic airhead posters.

[Anonymous No.14649847]

>>14649790
Can you try that again, in english this time?

[Anonymous No.14649888]

>>14648658
If you don't have those things well before the lights go out you won't even make it a week.

[Anonymous No.14649899]

>>14649050
Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution, and he sleeps only one hour a night.

[Anonymous No.14650062]

>>14649097
>Gold isn't going to buy you shit when >shit happens. Food, guns, meds, etc >are more useful.

You fucking retard. What do you think happens when shit hits the fan? Everything becomes free and people just hand out food guns and mess for nothing?

[Anonymous No.14650135]

>>14650062
>What do you think happens when shit hits the fan?
The people with guns take what they want from those who don't.

[Anonymous No.14650139]

>>14648379
Beautiful work as always, marines.

[Anonymous No.14650301]

>>14650135
Its going to be a clean reset. What the fuck do you think chainlink is fucking doing? Its saving the banking system. You don't think sergey and important people in this space didn't already know in 2014 what someone like Peter Schiff says? That basically the world is on the precipice of a debt implosion. Sergey and swift and the banks all already knew the train was off the tracks. Chainlink is what stops it. If there was no hope they would have never done chainlink. Why do something for 5 years with chainlink just to have it become obsolete when things go south?

[Anonymous No.14650840]

Appears as if this article did absolutely no good at all. Popular blog my ass

[Anonymous No.14650896]

>>14648287
That's a big one, noice.

[Anonymous No.14650914]

>>14648287
The comments. Dear God. Thesr gold bugs

[Anonymous No.14650971]

>>14650914
kek and people in this thread said this shit was reputable? omfg im dying at those comments

[Anonymous No.14651024]

>>14650971
I read zh daily. Still good.

[Anonymous No.14651027]

I thought /biz/ was retarded but Jesus Christ that comment section is the most ignorant close minded thing I've read in a while. Half of them are saying there's no point in investing because everything is going to crash, the other half are spamming tulips. We're in the stealth phase anons.

[Anonymous No.14651039]

>>14650971
It's reputable with a certain crowd. It won't do shit for LINK though.

[Anonymous No.14651083]

>>14651027
It's zerohedge, sky is always falling

[Anonymous No.14651090]

>>14648287
NORMIES INCOMING

[Anonymous No.14651138]

Are you faggots reading the comments? It's fucking hilarious, it's a bunch of old boomers yelling at digital currency when their stupid fiat sitting on their bank accounts are also numbers on a screen. Jesus christ, my sides are literally obliterated.

[Anonymous No.14651166]

>>14651090
apparently not

[Anonymous No.14651236]

>>14648808
pods is one of the best commenters there for years

[Anonymous No.14651320]

>>14648808
>onions burgers
I laughed

[Anonymous No.14651347]

oh fucking great
now the QAnon conspiracy boomers will come here

[Anonymous No.14651358]

>>14650062
you think the average fucker on the street is gonna know exactly how much your gold is worth when shit hits the fan?

>here, you can take my ammo, guns, food, water and gas, I'll take your hunk of metal of unknown value which is gonna do jack shit for my survival
people will resort to bartering and selling sex before they resort to using gold

[Anonymous No.14651359]

>>14651027
zerohedge audience is basically the biggest retards on the internet

its like /pol/ x 100

[Anonymous No.14651363]

>>14651347
wwg1wga = 1000eoy

[Anonymous No.14651367]

>>14651359
article comments pretty much confirm this

[Anonymous No.14651370]

Same day as the Epstein arrest
>Confirmed >10M Link hodler

[Anonymous No.14651412]

>20000 dumb rich boomers just got shilled Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.14651418]

been browsing zerohedge since 2011

they've legit been right about everything

but markets have dictated that they are wrong about EVERYTHING


f0nestar is one of the reasons i went heavy into BTC years ago

that motherfucker was posting that he was going to buy apartments in NYC with his bitcoin and laugh at all the boomers on ZH

he was fucking right i hope that motherfucker cashed out some at the top and made his dream come true!!

[Anonymous No.14651419]

Just when we all thought the frauds couldn't possibly go deeper into the deep state CIA/Fed coinbase. Smart contracts... blah blah blah buIIshlt. We 've got an entire banking system collapse happening NOW, not later, NOW. We've got every machination of fraud that exists happening in every sector of finance, corporate and all credit.

Add this to the scamco crypto crap here... what's scary, is so far most of this data checks out on Eric Schmidt, google and the many who are behind all of this fraud including most of the crypto space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXm24MjooFs&feature=youtu.be&ytbChannel=American%20Intelligence%20Media

Former Lover Exposes Eric Schmidt

Rubbing hands, buying the non gmo pop-corn... gonna watch it all implode soon enough!

THIS IS YOUR CANARY IN THE COAL MINE PEOPLE - best be holding reality... not fantasy!

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-07/deutsche-bank-you-know-it-no-more-db-exits-global-equities-84-billion-overhaul

Coinbase = darpa = deep state = ?

Based fucking boomers

[Anonymous No.14651426]

>>14651370
It's no coincidence

[Anonymous No.14651434]

>>14651418
>they've legit been right about everything

they've legit been predicting a stock market crash for ages now
maybe they'll be "right" one of these days

[Anonymous No.14651440]

>>14651434
re-read my post you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.14651451]

>>14651440
then how have they been right you fucking smooth brain

[Anonymous No.14651453]

BUY THE FACTS ONLY - shltcan the fantasy bud. Considering my investment strats are hitting right at 9 out of every 10 bets I place... being ex-military with a deep background in the intel game also helps. All of this is a fraud, all of it. Bitcoin as is google and facebook as is most of it a darpa MIC construct. Too many of us now know what we're dealing with and getting taken for a ride into their manipulated manufactured lies is not on my to do list now or ever.

The issues going forward is that all of this is about to be exposed. Don't be that guy riding his high arrogant horse RUNNING into your demise. But then again, I don't give a flyin flip if you suckerfck yourself to death. Choose wisely or be the buggered up his azz rube! The system is fracturing NOW not later on into some nebulous time frame, it's happening all around us now.

We're about to face a complete crash of credit interdependency... your digital fairy dust coins are going to be worthless. BUY THE FACTS = hard money - real tangible assets as in zero counter party risk with no intermediary risks - gold and silver have ZERO LIABILITY when you hold them in your hands. Do whatever you like. You're going to anyways. I've not lost 10 cents this year so far... and yet I keep stacking with all the profits I make taking my risk off the table.

Come back and see me in 5 years.... my stacks will be 20X what they are now and no matter what happens, I'll still be at zero liability with all of my net worth preserved. Don't by the fantasy - BUY THE FACTS ONLY.

[Anonymous No.14651461]

>>14648389
fundamentally, whomst*

[Anonymous No.14651460]

>>14651451
I actually feel bad for the Tylers. Its a financial blog based on the idea of free-markets.

When the free-market thing got pre-empted by TBTB in 2009 ZH was born as a "nah nah nah boo boo we know you're fucking rigging the markets and we're gonna watch you guys burn"

And over the past 10 years I have had this feeling that there was this struggle between TBTB and market fundamentals, ZH played an important role in this, IMHO.

Now I get the feeling that we've completely abandoned price discovery much of ZH's readership have kinda thrown in the towel.

It doesn't matter what the news is, it doesn't matter what elections say, it doesn't matter what happens, FORWARD SOVIET!

I have reached the point of apathy.

[Anonymous No.14651474]

>>14651451
i literally said they were wrong because the market says they are wrong

debt still goes up and MMT continues

seriously
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.14651549]

>>14648414
You zoomers are insufferable.

[Anonymous No.14651580]

>>14648681
Only complete retards haven't gone all in months ago at this point. Time to shill. If you don't have your bag by now, you will forever stay poor.

[Anonymous No.14651727]

>Fransico

[Anonymous No.14652708]

>>14648287
How many boomers are going to go in on Link after reading this?

[Anonymous No.14652763]

>>14649155
checked

[Anonymous No.14652775]

>>14649227
based fag

[Anonymous No.14652814]

>>14651460
well said.

[Anonymous No.14652908]

>>14651419
Your video is completely right. Its all a hodgepod at the top Industry wise. It goes beyond just DARPA however, the rich dont trust each other but nontheless there is a cabal at the top that want control, an illuminati like group yes. Bitcoin is not going away however, it is the full send way the government is trying to keep power. Every country on earth has had some degree of adoption in crypto. One thing you should understand is those at the very top of the pyramid know god is real. This lady does not even seem to know how high it goes, its ironic because at the same time she realizes darpa is creating new tech and monopolizing it and is a defacto monopoly itself, but for some reason is deluded enough to not believe even her boss has a boss. Anyways, they know god is real because alien life has told them they are gods. They are trying to make war against god really, the aliens contact them through dreams.
Anyways I know she is lying about facts in the video, why she is lying I dont know but i know she is. The chinese did not posion eric, that is boomer tier intelligence tactics to get people to comply we are far beyond that level of intelligence work in this day and age. She is up to speed on social control systems, wireless threat, and cyberwarefare but somehow she still believes "woa is the cyberking for it is the physical which hath done him in". If eric schmidt was poisoned into helping china it is 1. Because the government wanted him to help china and were feeding him compromised tech or 2. Hes lying and was supposed to sell out to china anyway. My bets on them feeding him fundamentally comprimised tech to give to china. Rest assured if you are cooperating with foreign governments you do not just get posioned into selling out your country, there is a 100% chance you suddenly take up heroin and die of an overdose or your in a life ending car crash before they would let this pleb tier intelligence trick comprimise national security.

[Anonymous No.14652916]

>>14648451
underrated

[Anonymous No.14652942]

>>14648645

have sex virgin women hater

[Anonymous No.14653048]

>>14648808
>BUYS IT OUTRIGHT FOR AD PAYMENTS
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

[Anonymous No.14653055]

>>14648658
The only currency when that happens will be lead and gasoline

[Anonymous No.14653174]

>>14652708
2 or 3, maybe. Get real.

[Anonymous No.14653207]

>>14648992
>>14649026
You gave them two minutes you absolute fucking moron

[Anonymous No.14653222]

>>14651426
TAKE YOUR MEDS.

[Anonymous No.14654131]

>>14648645
Reminder to Linley anon that you never take the black pill and should always focus on improving yourself as a man and never look towards the outside as a source for your failures.

[Anonymous No.14654142]

>>14653222
Well I wasn't gonna drink anymore tonight, but I guess if the digits tell me too

[Anonymous No.14654212]

>>14648287
this is bearish

zerohedge is where all the boomers read, this means they're dumping their bags on boomers and things are in the distribution phase

[Anonymous No.14654270]

>>14648489
yup, why nobody sees this?

[Anonymous No.14654682]

Holy fuck boomers are based

[Anonymous No.14654685]

>>14648645
based
but also
redpilled

[Anonymous No.14654718]

>>14654682
I wanted to hate it, but I just don't.

[Anonymous No.14654727]

>>14648645
Subtle “fuck niggers” post

[Anonymous No.14654857]

>>14654682
Absolutely based boomer

[Anonymous No.14654946]

My meme lines say HOLD ON TO THE LINKS bros