help my gf thinks jimmy is my dad

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help my gf thinks jimmy is my dad Anonymous Sun Jul 7 20:07:51 2019 No.14648253 [Reply] [Original]

>start dating girl, nothing too serious
>she randomly loooks through my camera roll one night
>see my jimmy colllection
>”aww anon is this your dad, you must really love him to have so many pictures of him”
>”y...y...yeah”
>figured that was easier than explaining why I have a collection of pics of an faggot that I use to shitpost on a Mongolian dick slappping forum
>3 months later, things are getting a bit more serious and she wants to meet my parents
Wtf do I do? How do I keep my lie going? My dad loooks nothing like jimmy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 20:09:21 2019 No.14648274 >>14648253 Tell her you’re gay and call jimmy “daddy@

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 20:12:27 2019 No.14648321 >>14648253 Are you asian?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 7 20:24:18 2019 No.14648524 >>14648253 So you claim to be straight even though you got a collection of zipperhead faggot pics?

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