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Would converting to Judaism be a good financial move? How I get the jews to let me into their economic circle?

>> No.14637255

Jews are born, not created

Meaby in your next life goy

>> No.14637258

converting to judaism doesn't give you the tainted jew blood

you must extract the blood of a jew and transplant it into your own self and then other jews will accept you as their own. i also suggest getting a hair curler and investing into some plastic surgery to get your nose largened

>> No.14637282

>>14637244
Even if you convert, you will never be accepted in their inner circles. You can only get the pass at birth.

>> No.14637285

Ask Luke Ford

>> No.14637297

>>14637258
ok, that might work

>> No.14637330

>>14637282
How will they know? What if just start showing up at temple?
>h-hello fellow jew. Ya i just moved here from South Florida. Nice to meet you. Oohh these foreskins look delicious, don't mind if I do

>> No.14637356

>>14637244
antisemitism is rocketing globally. any money you make will be spent on moving to other countries in order to avoid being snuffed. so, i'd say no.

>> No.14637577

>>14637285
He seems to be poor as fuck

>> No.14637633

>>14637356
The US federal government will cover the bill. Regardless of the country you're in