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14628281 No.14628281 [Reply] [Original]

>can't use cuckbase because of a remote history of a chargeback years ago
>can't use wife's account because I retardedly used the same bank account when opening it (though it would have been a clever ruse otherwise - FUCK YOU COINBASE)
>have been waiting literally over 1 week for funds to settle in Gemini
>can't withdraw my robinhood crypto


WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BUY CRYPTO!!!!!!??? THIS IS EXTREMELY BULLISH.

Also, where the fuck can I instantly buy some ETH with credit card with low fees and no verification process? I just want to paste in my wallett address and punch in my cc info and get my fucking crypto

>> No.14628306

try local exchanges that facilitate p2p

u know

local bitcoin type stuff. matchmakers

>> No.14628316

lmao https://www.binance.com/en/creditcard

>> No.14628345

>>14628281
Robinhood

>> No.14628346

>>14628316
lost my 2fa from years ago. account recovery is pending at many of the major exchanges. i am looking for pajeet tiers right now. i am old money crypto reawakening for the 2019 bull. I need crpto ASAP

>> No.14628351

>>14628281
coinmetro

>> No.14628395

>>14628281
>>14628346
jesus christ OP you are one stupid motherfucker
i normally never say this, but you fucked your situation up so wonderfully that you do not deserve to make it

>> No.14628399

>>14628316
If you buy via credit card on Binance, you do it via Simplex, a Jewish company.

https://www.simplex.com/about/

>> No.14628411

>>14628399
Is there a Hindi equivalent? I want my credit card info processed through the curry oracle

>> No.14628418

>>14628346
Make a new fucking account

>> No.14628429

>>14628418
that may be crazy enough to work, my man
i will buy a bitcoin in your honor tonight

>> No.14628449

it has never been easier to buy crypto. i wanted to buy some in 2010 and gave up because I was too stupid to find a way

>> No.14628465

>>14628411
>Pajeetlex.com