Pimping

[Anonymous No.14623255]

I live in Portland and there are tons of strip clubs.

I have built a small reputation for myself at some of the local strip clubs for being a loaded, drunk trust fund kid, who is really good with money, real estate and government.

Some of the girls have approached me and kind of asked to live with me.

How can I pimp them out without being worried about eviction or sex trafficking?

[Anonymous No.14623278]

>>14623255
You're going to want to avoid this plan. Leave the girls at the club, they are crazy.

[Anonymous No.14623279]

>>14623255
you want hookers hooking out of your home? is that some kind of cuckception?

[Anonymous No.14623290]

>>14623255
Make them pay rent, also I’m considering moving to Portland could you tell me more about the city?

[Anonymous No.14623294]

>>14623255
Doing it in America is a very bad idea. They could rek you easily if they ever got pissed. This country is too cucked

[Anonymous No.14623306]

I can afford to buy a second worse home.
I have heard asian women buying apartment complexes then pumping out of them.

[Anonymous No.14623322]

>>14623255
About 10 years ago I rented rooms in my house to strippers.
>Lots of drugs
>Lots of drama
>Probation searches of whole house because one was on probation
>Rent was paid in cash, not late
>All their periods synced which made one week of hell a month
Anon, I'd avoid if possible.

[Anonymous No.14623346]

>>14623255
Get your clients to pay them in BRAP tokens instead of FIAT

[Anonymous No.14623350]

>>14623255
You have to naturally be a pimp to keep these hoes in check. I don't think you have the ingredients so I would stay away. If they already know you're paid then they will try to blackmail you. You showed your cards too early.

[Anonymous No.14623353]

>>14623255
easy use brapp coin
rent each one an apartment, make them camwhores, not sex involved, get paid in brappers

[Anonymous No.14623428]

>>14623350
Blackmail me over what?
>>14623353
How much do can girls make?

[Anonymous No.14623458]

>>14623428
camwhores make thousands, just look the web page myfreecams

[Anonymous No.14623594]

>>14623255
bad idea

[Anonymous No.14623928]

The hoes already see you as a trick. They're never going to see you as anything but a trick. A Pimp can never afford to look like a trick. Seriously, every motherfucker who pays for pussy and gets fascinated by it suddenly thinks that they can go from being taken for their money to taking the hoe's money without bothering to examine the psychology underpinning the entire thing.

Let me be 100% clear. TO THEM YOU ARE THE TRICK AND THE TRICK CAN NEVER BE THE PIMP. They aren't hitting you up for pimping, they're hitting you up to extract free housing and upkeep from your dumb ass.

[Anonymous No.14623969]

[Anonymous No.14624032]

>>14623290
I don't live in portland but I've traveled there once. Clown world mega deluxe, plus all females look like pic related. I'm not even exaggerating, even I was surprised

[Anonymous No.14624039]

>>14623255

[Anonymous No.14624106]

>>14623255
you sound like you have good money, why do something like this?

[Anonymous No.14624112]

>>14623322
10/10 something my dad would watch if this was a reality tv show

[Anonymous No.14624189]

Guys, just so you’re aware; in the pimp vernacular it’s spelled “ho” for the working women and not “hoe” like the gardening tool.

Idiots.

[Anonymous No.14624206]

>>14624189

>Not understanding that these hoes are for farming

[Anonymous No.14624207]

>>14623255
Anon, even non-strippers will ask to live with you once they see you have money. Definitely do not do this plan.

[Anonymous No.14624230]

>>14624206
Take a drink from my estus flask, you’ve earned it.

[Anonymous No.14624252]

>>14623255
"really good with government" quit larping kid and get back to your drive thru job before your boss gets mad at you for being in the bathroom on your phone for 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.14624255]

>>14623278
this. don't get involved with a bunch of crazy girls, dude. one is enough when you finally decide to get married

[Anonymous No.14624266]

>>14624189
we got us a gramma pimp !

[Anonymous No.14624283]

>>14624230

[Anonymous No.14624286]

you can't be a pimp you're going to get your shit rocked. only a few people in the world can be a pimp effectively. read iceberg slims pimp book.

[Anonymous No.14624297]

>>14624266
No, just addressing a common error. Kind of like all the obese moms on youtube sharing their strategy to “loose” weight.

[Anonymous No.14624359]

>>14623290
I live in Portland. It can be a cool city but is getting crowded and expensive. It rains for 9 months but summer is nice and hot. There are a ton of strip clubs and nightlife is pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.14624361]

>>14624286

That was one of the grittiest reads I've ever had. I listened to Pimp on audio book.

[Anonymous No.14624430]

>>14624286
imagine seeing some crusty incel reading pimp on the bus

[Anonymous No.14624440]

>>14624359
All the women have tattoos. My friend says it’s like fucking a comic book.

[Anonymous No.14624466]

actual pimping would be stupid as fuck since

its illegal
johns are shady unpredictable fucks
literally std's walking around your house (gross)
shit tier money
too much stress

do what I did OP, become a "twitch manager" aka find some chick whos up to stream herself playing video games, help out with the parts she sucks at and let her sit infront of the cam while you collect 15% off the cucks tipping

It sounds easy but actually a decent amount of work, I sort of stumbled across this similar to you my now ex-gf was just starting to strip at the time but hated it, she heard about camming from some other girl and I said "lol why get naked when you can just game and get even more"

Long story short i helped her out, and 2 more girls from her work asked me to help them too and that's how i got started.

Learn about streaming, obs, get some camera work and video editing courses on udemy, learn about basic anti-doxxing tactics, and tell the girls "look, i'll do all the background and technical stuff, help you setup patreon, bitcoin wallets, merchant accounts, paypal, keep it all safe so no random dude can get your personal info, you just look sexy and play vidya games"

Just you being a shield against creepy randos is enough to give you 15%, I'm pretty good at hiding my tracks, I used to uhh be a witness to a lot of illegal shit online, but even I get random calls on my cell of "hey is this amy?" and even some flower deliveries every now and then.

[Anonymous No.14624543]

>>14623322
"Charm school" and "bad girls club" I think they were called. It was about half as enjoyable at you'd think, which is still better than watching anything on primetime tv now.

[Anonymous No.14624554]

>>14624189
>not “hoe” like the gardening tool.
what about black 'working women'?

[Anonymous No.14624572]

This has to be the worst idea I’ve read about on /biz/ ever

Someone screenshot this gem of a thread for posterity

[Anonymous No.14624599]

>>14624466
nice blog post, amy

[Anonymous No.14624609]

>>14624106
OP cant help it. Its in his (((ancestral))) DNA.

[Anonymous No.14624619]

>>14624440
Yea it’s pretty rare to find a girl here with no tattoos. Strippers especially are covered in them and most are really shitty. I was lucky enough to meet a girl who does not look like a degenerate although I do have tattoos.

[Anonymous No.14624635]

>>14624599

ty sweetie, don't forget to visit my patreon!

[Anonymous No.14624640]

>>14624543
Instead I would convert my house to a webcam house, and post classifieds for girls to "model". Especially if you are already setup with a webcam company. Then you just provide the space / toys / equipment and take a cut.

[Anonymous No.14624655]

>>14624619
What part of PDX do the non-thots reside in? I need with that’s not obese, doesn’t have any ink or HPV and feel like she’s being oppressed by the patriarchy.

[Anonymous No.14624658]

That. Camwhoring and instawhoring. Make the account and the setup, get all the money and give them a small part, which will still be enough to convince them to stop stripping at the club. That’s the best

[Anonymous No.14624699]

Also, if you look half decent you may be fucking them for live sex cams or just because they get horny while camwhoring

[Anonymous No.14624703]

>>14624466
>even some flower deliveries every now and then
thats nice. manic obsessives who you are scamming on a daily basis having your address n sheeit - what could go rong ?

[Anonymous No.14624719]

>>14624655
lake oswego maybe?

[Anonymous No.14624740]

>>14623255
no sane guy would want to live with women under one roof.
this is a meme stemming from necessity that the media has turned into a "how the playboys live" thing.

if you just want to fuck go to a brothel, its way easier on your health and nerves.
there's so much drama and bullshit from one woman alone, you seriously dont want to even think about to have that multiplied by x.

[Anonymous No.14624759]

i live on burnside near gresham, just tons of indians and niggers over here

[Anonymous No.14624770]

>>14624699
>fucking your hoes
Have fun completely losing control of house full of crazy bitches

[Anonymous No.14624915]

>>14624466
there is a problem to be a twitch thot you need to talk and play video games, most whores are low iq, cant talk, and cant play videogames, they just can stare at a camera and get naked

[Anonymous No.14625134]

>>14623928

exactly..This idiot's gonna end up tied up and robbed with this stupid idea

[Anonymous No.14625187]

>>14623928
gay nigger dialectic aside this anon is unironically right

[Anonymous No.14625264]

>>14624770
No one said put the bitches to live in the workplace. No. Out of the question.

[Anonymous No.14625418]

>>>14623278
fpbp

[Anonymous No.14625508]

>>14625264
Don't know what you're trying to say, but sex is power and when you have sex with these bitches you're giving them power over you. They do it for a living, they can make money from their sex because they're better at using it than you. Maybe you can keep yourself composed but it seems like a really fucking stupid unnecessary risk to take. Stay out of the sex and stick to the money

[Anonymous No.14625551]

>>14624915

if you're a male streamer you need to be either entertaining or talented at a game to get an audience

girls just need to look good, ramble, and play whatever game even if they suck at ti

[Anonymous No.14625640]

>>14624759
used to live there...
for godsakes man move!
I live in Boring.
We should go to the stirp club.

[Anonymous No.14625677]

>>14624466
How much money we talkin

[Anonymous No.14625680]

>>14625551
Fuck you, bitch. I’ve been moderating your live shows for 6 months and you won’t even give me a free pass for the premium content behind your pay wall. Plus, I was hoping we could meet for pretzels at this year’s con’

[Anonymous No.14625706]

>>14623350
This. The girls think you are a MARK. They will build your trust and use you.
PIMPs approach them, not the other way around.

If you don't have the most ALPHA of GAME you will be USED.

[Anonymous No.14625722]

>>14624466
double dubs of truth
e-girls are where it's at now
international audience and its not illegal

[SS rk No.14625891]

Learning how to e pimp from NEETs on /biz/... never change guys.

[Anonymous No.14626089]

>>14623255
Do you want to get stabbed/falsely accused of rape/stolen from/arrested? If so, this is a good plan.

[Anonymous No.14626121]

>>14623255

If you are a trust fund kid, GTFO of Portland since it's a terrible city

Only strip club worth going to there is Spyce for the hottest girls, like legit Playboy and Maxim models who go on rotations to cities where they dance, and then Casa Diablo for the freakiest girls.

[Anonymous No.14626131]

>>14624032

This, just with more flannel and unshaved legs. There's maybe 15 truly hot girls in the entire city.

[Anonymous No.14626369]

>>14623278
This
Unless you're a legit psychopath who is gonna punch these broads in the head whenever they get lippy, don't do it. You said it yourself that you're a trust fund kiddy, they don't fear you and they sure as hell don't respect you. You can't pull it off, and even if you did you'll end up in jail one day. The biggest thing to know about pimps though, is they seduce these women into doing it, they love their pimp. These hoes don't love you, all you are to them is a sucker who'd make it rain in their off hours.

[Anonymous No.14626477]

>>14623255
they want to take you money, you know?

[Anonymous No.14626661]

>>14624112

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMER

[Anonymous No.14627351]

>>14623255

>>14623294
>>14623350
Unless you know how to be an ice-cold, leader of an organized group, you have no chance. In order to succeed in this business in the USA, you have to be cold and calculative. You can't be the stereotypical negro pimp that just walks the streets.

You'd have to have property, an online repertoire, high-class quality women, an organization or a group of grunts who will guard the women and keep them in check. Ruthless, yet reserved. Think Yakuza and how they stay in the shadows yet make bank from guys who want to use their women's services. Today's pimps don't even interact with their "product."

Think Taken movie, but with less forced prostitution. Fuck with your group and you get shot, then disappeared.

[Anonymous No.14628008]

>>14624655
My gf is from a small city on the outskirts of Portland. So many people are not from Portland who live here. It is very rare to find a girl not inked up due to the attitude of the city. If you go to college here it would be much easier to find one.

[Anonymous No.14628077]

I dated a stripper at the acropolis for a few months. Nice girl, liked heavy metal and odinism. She burned sage over me as a blessing before she moved to Norway to be in apparel design.

A lot of the strippers in Portland are actually nice girls if you aren’t too attached to them.

[Anonymous No.14628422]

>>14624252
Being good with government mostly means understanding zoning codes, knowing how to fill out forms, and calling the right departments. It’s a really basic set of skills that lots of idiots don’t understand.