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I only have around $100. Whats the riskiest investment that doesn't necessarily involve going to the casino? I want to double my money per week

>> No.1461901

>>1461883
Buy some kneepads for $10, and exponentially suck more dick each week.

>> No.1461903

>>1461883
Buy a cardboard sign and go beg on the street for $1000 a week.

>> No.1461908

>>1461883
Definitely Trumpcoin.
When he wins that 100$ can become 2000 to 5000$ easily.

>> No.1461911

>>1461908
will it magically have a use then?

>> No.1461921

>>1461901
/thread

>> No.1462124

>>1461883
Robinhood + /biz/ memes

>> No.1462138

>>1462124
I'd do that already just for fun, but I'm not from the US. Any Robinhood alternative in EU?

>> No.1462139

Penny stocks.

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1462167

>>1462138
>Any Robinhood alternative in EU?
Just cover your eyes while trading so that you can't see what the prices are.
Can't help you with the commission part, tho

>> No.1462172

Buy a penny stock at .0001and sell at .0002

>> No.1462179

Buy ETC.

>> No.1462181

Trumpcoin is the best gamble right now.

And that is what you're doing if you're trying to double your money that quick.

You won't do it in a week, but x10 in maybe 1-3 months.

>> No.1462193

>>1462181
wut

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1462195

>>1461883
pls be in london

>> No.1462265

>>1462181
>Trumpcoin is the best gamble right now.
Why?

>> No.1462296

>>1461883
Take that 100, get a haircut, shave, some slacks and a dress shirt. Then get a job.

>> No.1462705

>>1461883
sports betting.

go make 10x $10 bets on events with >50:1 payouts.

>> No.1463262

>>1461883

Invest in MGT

>> No.1463314

>>1461908
How, how will Trump winning add a cent of value. That's when the great short will occur, and they'll no longer be called Trump coin. Just face it fuck retard, Trump coin isn't going anywhere.