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14614960 No.14614960 [Reply] [Original]

Fuck you. Call the national hotline, connect with a goddamn human voice. You are asking the wrong people for the wrong advice.

>> No.14614973

invest in bitbean

>> No.14614980

>>14614960
can't you just respect someone choice ?

>> No.14614995

>>14614980
Nope. The choice was made out of madness. They don't know what they're doing and they need help.

>> No.14615000

>>14614960
Obviously the best way to painlessly kill yourself is an "exit bag" essentially just attach a breathing mask onto a helium tank. You suffocate but breathing in helium tricks your brain into thinking you're breathing oxygen, completely painless and costs less than $25 if done properly

Truly the most cost efficient and painless method of suicide, then your relatives can make the most of what you leave them by investing in chainlink

>> No.14615003

>>14614960
OP stop being a fag you're on the wrong board go back to plebbit most people here are just larping.

>> No.14615011

Why would you want to an hero when you can watch link hit 1000 and see other people kill themselves for not buying? Once in a lifetime entertainment opportunity anon, reconsider

>> No.14615023

>>14614995
This.
>>14615000
You're sick.

>> No.14615026

>>14614995
pretty fucking arrogant for you to say that
I'm planing my own suicide right now, peoples like you who think they know better just prove me that I'm right

>> No.14615030

>>14614960
This
I lost my best friend two months back, I knew him so well I knew he would have regretted it if he had waited a few days. Literally blew his brains out, I think about it everyday, fucking see t in my mind’s eye which makes it more and more gory each time.

Unless you’re being literally tortured with no way of escape, and no mental anguish doesn’t count. People can be pulled out of mental problems even if they’re really fucked up, I only give a pass to people trapped in sex slavery or some fucked up hostage torture/ do it before the somali rape gangs get you.

>>14614973
Not this

>> No.14615033

>>14615023
OP of that thread didn't ask for your pathetic input, he asked for the most painless way to kill yourself my dear redditor, and I am a man that helps others.

>> No.14615040

>>14615026
Cringe and reddit tier. Go back to /r suicide.

>> No.14615042

>>14615003
>most people
You're probably right, but something about it struck me as more than a larp. Had to say something.

>> No.14615047

Yeah fuck off whoever deleted that, I could have gotten 1btc

>> No.14615050
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>>14615000
I thought it was BRAP, not helium? A helium tank costs like $50, you can get a Braphog for free if you download Tinder

>> No.14615053

>>14614995
>Nope. The choice was made out of madness
You don't know that. The choice could be totally rational.

>> No.14615058

>>14615026
Why you doin it fren?

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>>14615033
>I help people off themselves.

Go to hell faggot. You probably will end up there anyways. "Hurr durr stop telling people to not kill themselves, hurr reddit"

>> No.14615063

>>14615050
Yes but then you have to go through divorce court eventually, OP asked for painless.

>> No.14615068

>>14614960
Seriously don’t kill yourselves faggots but if you are a faggot larping for yous seriously kill yourselves

>> No.14615069

>>14614960
His body, his choice.

>> No.14615073

>>14615062
Christcucks dont belong on 4chan. Gb2 reddit

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>>14615062
>Projecting this much
Want to know how I can tell you're new?

>> No.14615077

>>14614960
fucking kek, what funny are people suicide on shit like 1.5 btc

>> No.14615086

>>14615040
I've literally never been to reddit faggot
peoples telling others to not kill themselves despite knowing noting of someones situation are the reddit tier cancer

>>14615058
pretty fucking rekt financially, I'm going to be 30 in 8 month and I just don't see the point of going any further
I feel no hate or sadness I'm just done

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>>14614960
I bet you were real fun during trough of the bear market

>> No.14615099

>>14615086
nope you are a faggot and a pussy, and if u want to off u self by all. Little bitch ass mother fucker/.

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>>14615000
>EXIT BAG
FOR WHEN THE SHITCOIN BAGS ARE TOO HEAVY

>> No.14615113

You guys remember this when the fren checks out and how you trolled him out of buying into a fat link stack when it was 0.40$. Fucking over the bitch boys at reddit and the other normie scum was sufficient, but a lot of us were drawn into the fud and are left holding our dicks with empty pockets. I spent the entire month of June looking for a good way to an hero and it’s looking like a better option by the day. Nobody is coming to our rescue and you’d rather kick us when we’re down by suggesting we buy in now when you’re own bags are already swollen to the brim.

>> No.14615116

>>14615086
If you're going to kill yourself don't do it painlessly, do it in an interesting fashion or in a way that helps those you leave behind. After all once you're dead you won't feel pain anyway just make sure you're sure and don't fuck it up because people who fuck it up are worse off than before and usually have an added appreciation for not dying as a result

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14615125

Just buy btc.. price is being suppressed just like any other shitcoin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khTw53g5Xmk

>> No.14615133

>>14615086
dude. this place is full of wolves, and you are made of meat. go to the x at the top right, click it, and go talk to someone irl.

>> No.14615136

Just run your care with a hose connected to the exhaust and get a fat dose of carbon monoxide. No need to go out with a bag over your face.

>> No.14615143

>>14614960
Fuck you OP he should do a flip.
Fucking empathetic motherfucker.

>> No.14615145

>>14614960
If it was someone you loved who decided to do it based on feedback from US? You'd hope there was a poster or two who tried to connect.

>> No.14615147

>>14615086
>I'm going to be 30 in 8 month and I just don't see the point of going any further
Bro, I'm a 30 year old NEET with no friends and barely ever leave the house. Try some copium and hopium that "tomorrow" will be the day you turn things around. Very well could be.

>> No.14615148

>>14615099
>what a fag he doesn't want to keep living a shitty life until he dies anyway

>>14615116
> do it in an interesting fashion or in a way that helps those you leave behind
I don't see how that's possible

>>14615133
no thanks I'm good
pad liter 1000's in 2 years psychiatry just to realize my wish to off myself was actually rational

>> No.14615150

>>14614960
People will make fun of you for posting this but, you're right.

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>>14615136
>he isn't going to make a custom bane mask and banepost one last time while his lungs are pumped full of helium

>> No.14615162

>>14615148
>paid literally 1000's*

>> No.14615175

>>14615145
exactly

>> No.14615181

>>14615148
Kill some jews, take out a bunch of debt put it all into chainlink and then give the seed phrase to your family? Knock off george soros in minecraft? Purchase a fucking assload of drugs and do them all at once? Literally jump into a volcano? The possibilities are endless you're going to fucking die after all, why would you want to make it painless?

For the record this is all a joke and I don't mean any of it haha

>> No.14615182

>>14615155
It would be painful.

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>>14614960
Imagine being such a brainlet that you not only fall for the bait but you make a second thread about it.
Or maybe the OP of this thread is the same OP who made the bait from the first thread.

>> No.14615186

>>14615113
Why do you deserve maximum gains when you won't bother to do the research to sort the truth from the fud? The whole shill and fud fest is basically a form of intellectual hazing to sort the deserving from the lazy. And you were lazy. And you can still buy link at $3 so seriously stop feeling so fucking sorry for yourself.

>> No.14615191

>>14615182
you're a big guy...

>> No.14615205
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>>14615000
or EVE.

>> No.14615218

>>14615184
I don't give a fuck about bait. I've seen many posts like that one. For whatever reason, I felt a need to say something. And I'm glad I did.

>> No.14615224

Fren just wants to hear that people give a fuck because he goes nearly every day suffering in silence. He wants people to tell him he matters, to discourage him from going through with it and that things will get better if he hodls on for one more day.

>> No.14615234

>>14615040
isn't /r suicide /r buttcoin?

>> No.14615245

Suicide doesn't actually end pain. It transfers it to people around you. See >>14615030

>> No.14615246

>>14614960
>>14614995
Your line of thinking only encourages more suicide, unironically. To make that anon angry would be the best approach. Being "nice" and "please dont do thaaat anon" is a trap. You make them angry

>> No.14615249

>>14615186
I Would pay for an opportunity to punch the teeth out of your mouth right now, bitch.

>> No.14615253

>>14615218
Yikes okay sweetie that's a lot to unpack

>> No.14615254

>>14615148
>what a fag he doesn't want to keep living a shitty life until he dies anyway
It's like in one of the gold thread someone explained how a friend's father suicide during the 2008 crisis, had he waited for a recovery shit wouldve return back to normal and having to live in first country you have so many opportunities later in life. People over dramatized stuff, and 4chan isnt your fren in those situation because we all have our problems and you feeling suicide doesnt help the anons here.

>> No.14615266

>>14615148

What makes it a shitty life though? Or what would make it a better life? Just money?

>> No.14615277

>>14615245
Who cares?

>> No.14615284

>>14615218
okay, now it's time to GO BACK

>> No.14615287
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>>14615181
Yes take out a huge loan from the kikes first and give many chainlink to your fellow posters here before sucking helium

>> No.14615290

>>14615249
Shame you can't afford it kek

>> No.14615296
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>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT KILL YOURSELF THINK OF YOUR FAMILY

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>>14615290

>> No.14615319

>>14615266
not going into details but I'm financially rekt, basically no love life, no real professional carer and physical health is starting to degrade now
like I've said I'm just done.

>> No.14615337

>>14615319
why are you still here

>> No.14615345

>>14615319
Why do you care about not going into details if you're going to die soon? Calling LARP now

>> No.14615353

>>14615337
Just to suffer?

>> No.14615374

>>14615345
ok what details do you want ?

>> No.14615378 [DELETED] 

yeah, fairly certain now this is larp. get fuckt, me.

if I roll trips everybody better send me some btc kek

15CgzMAjkWskwtmHH3t8rCcUQtBEoF5MUP

>> No.14615432

>>14615086
Just buy link lol. Dude cmon

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>>14615378

>> No.14615472
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>>14615290
AHAHAHAHAHA NOLINKERS AND LINKLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.14615476

>>14615378
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/o5JDrdX

>> No.14615481

>>14615458
ban me

>> No.14615520

>>14615374
What makes your life shitty specifically? I was just criticizing the not going into details thing. What specifically makes you want to kill yourself? What's the biggest factor?

>> No.14615543

>>14615113
Reading this gave me a new reason to live, thanks anon

>> No.14615573

>>14615520
well that's the thing. if it was just one problem I could deal with it like I did before, but now everything's piling up and I just don't have the will nor the strength to deal with it

>> No.14615576

>>14615481
congrats on this

>> No.14615642

Plebbit fag detected, gtfo of our board

>> No.14615659

>>14615573
Why not focus on one of those things instead of the whole?

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>>14615576

>> No.14615680

>>14615659
problems don't magically go away because you ignore them anon

>> No.14615718

>>14615680
But I just said to fix one of them. It sounds like you're trying to put in a little effort into too many things instead of focusing on one of them, fixing that, and moving onto the next but that's obviously not going to fix everything. But it WILL fix the thing you focus on assuming it's something under your control.

>> No.14615730

>>14615680

I think what he meant is to start small and fix the simplest issue first and keep going at it until eventually all the issues are fixed. Do you think they're unsolvable or what's stopping you?

>> No.14615783

>>14615113
man I was suicidial all last year. I got fired from my job, my wife had an expensive legal case and then dumped me, and I lost all my shit. I thought about suicide almost every single minute of the day. IT was the first thing I'd think about in the morning, until I went to bed at night. I came real close to doing it several times. But I still wasn't dumb enough to keep from accumulating LINK.

>> No.14615805

>>14615783

jimmy?

>> No.14615817

One thing i never understood about suicide is why do that when the whole world is so shitty that youd rather get out, why not take some of the people making it shitty out until someone else does it for you? That way you die kowing fully well youve done some good instead of none?
>>14615023
>your sick
you seem lost, how about you go back to where you belong?

>> No.14615830

>>14615290
Dude....
Orbit...

>> No.14615849

>>14615718
yes you're right, I don't want to try anymore
plus the health problem isn't something I can just decide to fix

I'm not asking for pity here, I'm just saying that peoples have the right to give up

>> No.14615854

>>14615026
best advice is to do some mushrooms. if your suicidal maybe like 5 grams - it will let you see reality from a different perspective

if your life is truly worthless your subconscious would have already ended it

>> No.14615855

>>14615817
My point exactly, if people are going to kill themselves you might as well take a few kikes or ghetto street niggers with you. If I ever want to kill myself that's how I'm going to do it. If I manage to run from the cops I'll spend the rest of my days as a hobo in some foreign country as a vigilante taking out shitskins any way I can until I'm caught

>> No.14615866

>>14615290
against FUDing but this was good

>> No.14615876

>>14615855
>im caught
Except the point is in knocking targets down until someone takes you down, so getting caught would defeat the purpose of that dont you think?

>> No.14615898

>>14615730
he's clearly given up, everything has a solution given a working mind and the determination, and its not like he lives in africa or some shit so probably just another weak willed faggot zoomer

>> No.14615906

>>14615287
every suicidal bizraeli should do this

>> No.14615924

>>14615817
>>14615855
not everyone is capable of murder

>> No.14615925

>>14615855
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/89aYa5N

>> No.14615942

>>14615876
By caught I mean death by cop

>> No.14615955

>>14615924
It’s perfectly fine and encouraged if they’re pro Israeli or Zionist sympathizers

>> No.14615962

>>14615924
and? If even a portion of suicides hit kikes wed be in a lot better place
>>14615942
oh alright

>> No.14615968

Did he send anyone a bitcoin?

>> No.14615979

>>14615924
Why are you calling other people weak willed faggot zoomers if you won't send some kikes to their minecraft spawnpoint before jumping into lava?

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>>14615181
>>14615086
Don't kill Jews, that's what they want. In fact they've been making up fake stories of people killing them for centuries (see: all their stories of pogroms, holohoax, etc). Don't give them a real one. They use these stories to kill freedom of speech. Free speech really hurts the Jews because people learn how they operate and become uncooperative with their plans.

If you're ready to die you should do the best you can to spread information on the evils of Jews. If you become big enough they might even kill you when you least expect it, a free suicide, if you will.

>> No.14615999

>>14615982
That's why you don't do it in the name of the white race, you proclaim their deaths in the name of allah. They're going to make up stories regardless of what you do, but use their own tactics against them.

You have to become the jew to defeat the jew, isn't that why we're all here making money?

>> No.14616000

1DfJFUCSoueSFckEY2DshdA2CPz6ZCP5AQ

>> No.14616002

>>14615979
most cancerous post I've seen. good job

>> No.14616005

>>14614960
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU REDDIT FAGGOT!!! GO FUCKING CALL THAT HOTLINE YOURSELF AND KYS WHILE ON HOLD!! WHAT THE FUCK!? FUCK YOU, AND FUCK ALL REDDIT FAGS!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED!!

>> No.14616009

>>14615982
Hey, hook nose, shut your pie hole. That IDF internet rhetoric manipulation salary comes from the American tax payer dollar.

>> No.14616012

>>14615191
4u

>> No.14616033

>>14616002
look all im saying is they have their filthy kike hands in your diamond stash gotta hit em with the special lava bucket chamber technique got it?

>> No.14616051

>>14615999
We have to replace the Jew. Becoming the Jew is just perpetuating evil. We replace the Jew by launching PoW cryptocurrency, defeating the debt money the Jews create for free in perpetuity. We replace the Jew by impacting the narratives of the world, promoting truth over Jewish lies.

>> No.14616070

>>14616005
have you seen cosmos? lol

>> No.14616077

>>14616051
Hmmm good point, how do we defeat underhanded jewish tricks though like media manipulation and censorship? Normal people don't care about the truth, in fact I think the truth is that normal people WANT their jewish masters

>> No.14616108

>>14616005
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/xFmJkyW

>> No.14616180

>>14616077
People don't want their Jewish masters, people increasingly want to kill themselves. They don't understand what's gone wrong because Jews are constantly distorting reality. We get around censorship by having more grassroots approaches. Many individuals. They can't stop everyone, especially when people are prepared to die.

People are starving for the truth.

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>>14616180
I think an increasing number of people do but you are more positive than I am. I think deep down people are happy to be controlled as long as they have their base needs in order. Low IQ people don't strive to understand or know truth, they seek pleasures in the moment and never think about the future.

Humans at this point in time aren't smart enough in the majority to think this way, although I suppose one could argue that's how we get to that point. Maybe the goal of jews is to prevent us from doing so?

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>>14616272
In some ways people are too high IQ. Midwits do an exceptional job of doublethink to justify these Jews.

This is like a 45min read but towards the bottom especially it gets into how they defeated the Jews. Again like Nazi Germany it starts with speech. Pic is a relevant excerpt.
http://www.unz.com/pub/jhr__iran-some-angles-on-the-islamic-revolution/

At least from 10:00 - 15:30 for some brief insight on Jewish lies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J96Vt_iebmg

Also E. Michael Jones has some great stuff. "Goys Guide To History" is great. EMJ is the real Jordan Peterson and you can see how hard people were latching on even to his kosher redpills.

>> No.14616403

>>14614980
Stop being a faggot. I bet you kiss prostitutes on the mouth too.
>>14615011
I will laugh when I am made the Fuhrer of the vindication but not when nolinkers commit suicide.
Ave Maria. All glory to the Lord Jesus Christ.
>>14615050
Are you guys genuinely into women's farts? I thought this was a meme. Are you niggers really turned on by this?

>> No.14616416

>>14616328
EMJ recognises. Antipope Franci as a legitimate pope and thinks nigger Protestants are the same as white Protestants.
He is a bluepilled semitard.

>> No.14616467 [DELETED] 

>>14616416
Eh at least he names the Jew and names gays and niggers as proxy warriors. Still the best guy I've found to get a "logos" fix. The perfect guy to transition the millions of people being gatekeepered by JPB.

>> No.14616480

>>14615458
Trashdows 10 peasant

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>>14616480
>Trashdows
Was this really the best you could come up with?

>> No.14616536

>>14616467
Vaticancatholic.com
The Dimond brothers are A1 they btfo heretics apostates jews and atheists and they don't afraid of anything.

>> No.14616582

>>14615849
what's your health problem? i've got fibromyalgia and chronic fatigue+ibs+recurrent infections and yeah i wanna kill myself some days but im gonna keep fight because it can get better. you should too anon.

>> No.14616602

>>14616403
Farts are just uncut jenkem bro.

>> No.14616604

>>14615982
>if you kill your enemies, they win
how about no
the last holocaust won't be a genocide tho, it will be mass chemical castration tracked with blockchain

>> No.14616619

>>14616604
>tfw when you enabled the final culling by buying LINK
oh well at least i'll be rich

>> No.14616664

>>14614960
Rope, ligature asphyxiation.

You cut off the blood trough your neck juggular and your brain dies painlessly, you just lose consciousness.

Rip, suffering bro

>> No.14616714

>>14615783
I find these stories about dude's wifes dumping them actually hilarious.
I literally can't even imagine being that cucked.
If it's not larp, I'm sorry you had to go through that, but the whole situation could be 100% avoided by being rational.

>> No.14616814

>>14616604
>if you kill your enemies, they win
Unironically though. Like in a soccer match, if you get baited into headbutting your opponent, you get sent off, they win. A few random Jews isn't even a scratch and if you think you'll trigger the uprising like that then you're delusional.

>> No.14616828

>>14616602
Are you new boot goofin?

>> No.14616841

>>14614995
Arrogant fuck. Who are you to decide that?

>> No.14616856

>>14616467
reposting amended racism free post

>>14616416
Eh at least he names the Jew and names candyassgots and roodypoos as proxy warriors. Still the best guy I've found to get a "logos" fix. The perfect guy to transition the millions of people being gatekeepered by JPB.

>> No.14616857

>>14616714
wat do mean

>> No.14616867

>>14616856
>racism free post
Um sir, please tell me you're joking.

>> No.14616916

>>14616867
No N-words in that post, my good fellow.

>> No.14616929

>>14616916
What? Are you saying that you got in trouble/reporting for saying nigger?

>> No.14616955

>>14614960
Shut up, you dumb fuck.

>> No.14616962

>>14616955
k

>> No.14616971

>>14616929
Yes. Maybe about 10% of the time but officially it's the rule. Only a 10 minute ban which I've never experienced before though.

>> No.14616982

>>14615218
You think you're going to stop someone from suicide? Lmao you sure are self absorbed, aren't you?

>> No.14616994

>>14616982

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>>14616971
Beforehand I would be mad because of redditors ruining my safe space. Now I just don't care. Everything is fucked up.
Fuck kikes
Fuck niggers
Fuck spics
Fuck chinks
Fuck Jannies

>> No.14617054

>>14616971
>this nigger actually got banned for saying nigger
LMAO mods confirmed for being angry niggers :^)