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1455242 No.1455242 [Reply] [Original]

I have $50 that I need to turn in to $500 in about a week. Hoe am I gonna do it, /biz/?

>> No.1455246

Buy DOGE.. its almost time for the fourth mooning

>> No.1455248

>>1455242
predict future

>> No.1455253

>>1455242
weed

>> No.1455266

Do the same thing you did to get the first 50, only do it 9 more times

>> No.1455798

get a job

>> No.1455804

>>1455242
I'm afraid that kneepads might be your only option.

>> No.1455820

1) With your current $50, buy kneepads
2) Suck 50 dicks for $10
3) ???
4) Profit

>> No.1455821

>>1455242
You need just 10x gains? try to ride a whale on Poloniex three times and you'll get it easily. Well as easily as you can lose it.

>> No.1456283
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1456283

>>1455798
>being a wagecuck

>> No.1456827

>>1455242
Go scouting yard sales and purchase cheap usable items. Clean them up, sell them on craigslist/ebay. You may or may not be able to do it in a week if you put all of your time towards it, scouting yard sales, garage sales, and craigslist free ads 12 hours a day 7 days a week. If you put your mind to it, you will easily be able to make $500 within 2 weeks.

>> No.1456834

>>1455820
Only $10 for 50 dicks?

Is that not a net loss?

>> No.1456835

>>1456283
>being a degenerate
Use the $50 for a resume writing service and spam craigslist until you find a job.

>> No.1456843

>>1455242

buy monero

>> No.1456846

>>1455242
>1000% returns in a week
Don't even think of the $50, instead go do labor for money.