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14549330 No.14549330 [Reply] [Original]

*tinktinktink*
Excuse me gentlemen, do please gather round, an announcement is about to be made

>> No.14549339

>>14549330
go ahed anon, the floor is yours

>> No.14549344

These are always a let down, but what the hell I'll grab a seat.

>> No.14549347

>>14549330
We're waiting

>> No.14549348
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>>14549330
Just keep it 4channel friendly, the janny is reading this I'm sure

>> No.14549350

>>14549330
*cough*

>> No.14549355

>>14549330
Ah yes

>> No.14549379
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>>14549330
I'll pour the Louis XIII as I eagerly await your announcement.

>> No.14549422
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14549422

Excuse me gentlemen. I forgot my hat. Though I will say, this one seems a bit too large for my head! Our dear friends the jannies seem to have misplaced the properly fitting one. Nevertheless, in spite of this minor setback, before the main even I encourage you to imbibe in a beverage.

>> No.14549437

>>14549422
Excuse me, Is this seat taken?

>> No.14549444

>>14549330
announcement:

chainlink team will withdraw another 1.4m from another dev wallet and send it straight to binance to sell more

>> No.14549457
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>>14549330
hello fren do you have something to say

>> No.14549473

>>14549330
Is this the Banano HODLers gathering?

>> No.14549477
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14549477

*runs in and grabs mic*
POOP POOP PEEPEE POOP
*runs out*

>> No.14549483
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>>14549422
Care for a refill, sir?

>> No.14549499

>>14549477
Based and checked.

>> No.14549504
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14549504

Pardon me while I warm up with my nightly calisthenics... Janny, do please fetch me a towel so that I may clean up before speaking to these fine gentlemen. I wouldn't want to smell like a janny, now would I?
>>14549483
A refill would be exquisite, thank you. I've worked up quite the sweat.

>> No.14549523
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14549523

You have my attention but only for a moment.

>> No.14549540
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14549540

nigger

>> No.14549544
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14549544

>>14549330
Hope I’m not too late

>> No.14549558

is this the dubs and trips thread?

>> No.14549563
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>>14549330
You have pur attention

>> No.14549581
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14549581

go on...

>> No.14549598

>>14549444
Spooky trips

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>>14549504
There you are, sir. Terribly sorry about the wait. I had to retrieve my hat.

>> No.14549642
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14549642

Microsoft will announce a partership with LINK via Truffle before Sunday.

>> No.14549660

I have my mug of liquidized tendies, I'm ready for your announcement, my good sir.

>> No.14549681
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14549681

It seems as though not all invitees are in attendance so I humbly ask that you continue to mingle as all involved parties make their way into the hall. Thank you for your patience. Please take a glass of champagne as a token of my gratitude.

>> No.14549691
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14549691

Yo, where da strippers at?!

>> No.14549710

>>14549691
Careful with that, you'll have someone's eye out.

>> No.14549721
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14549721

Sorry I'm late gentleman, I hate to cause a scene of interruption but my hooker was taking her time cleaning the cum off my penis in the car.

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>>14549681
Indubitably, sir! It should only stand that all requested are present and accounted for in attendance! I accept your champagne and will deign to light up a robusto whilst awaiting the announcement of the most esteemed gentleman.

>> No.14549736
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>>14549681
I’m here and listening what is on your mind senior Pepe?

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>>14549330
is there a table for me?

>> No.14549744
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14549744

Kindly fetch a janny, my dear, it appears that there are feces on the floor.

>> No.14549766
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14549766

what want???

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14549776

>>14549444
checked
trips confirms this is the real announcement since sergey and his scammers actually pulled this shit today

OP can choke on a dick

>> No.14549796

>>14549776
Yeah it all got sold at the market price.

https://etherscan.io/token/0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca?a=0x815f3af77f2b1cf2396d0e582281b25d7098c2a8

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14549809

*mingle around for connection*

Hey frens. I came from India. How about you?

>> No.14549842

you better not say a mean or racist word

>> No.14549859
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14549859

Gentlemen, I cannot hold it in any longer. I appreciate you being here this evening for our very special presentation.
*ahem*

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14549880

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK PAJEETS
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
FUCK
KIKES

>> No.14549891

>>14549880
Knight this man

>> No.14549913

>>14549891
I second this

>> No.14549915

>>14549880
The mad man did it. You Are a Maniac!

>> No.14549929

>>14549880
wise anon...love it

>> No.14549932
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>>14549880

>> No.14549938
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14549938

>>14549880
BASED
A
S
E
D

How can the Jannies ever recover?

>> No.14549941
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14549941

>>14549880
Well said my good sir. I say with utmost assurance that those kikes will never get a hold of my treasure trove.

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>>14549880
Eloquently shitposted, sir

>> No.14549958

>>14549880
I can rest easy now, good night /biz/

>> No.14549959
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>>14549938
With a pay raise... I decree from this day forth, each janny shall earn DOUBLE what they do now!

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>>14549880
NOOOOO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS!!!!!!

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14549978

>>14549880
SWEET AND SUCCINCT.
straight to the point.

>> No.14550008

>>14549959
An exquisitely thought out idea, my friend.

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>>14549959
You hear that jannies? You should be very proud of yourselves. But don't celebrate too much now, you still have to clean the feces from my bottom.

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>>14549959
Truly, the solution of the thinking man. You are as magnanimous as you are brilliant, Anon.

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>>14549880

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14550048

Enjoy your beverages gentlemen, hors d'oeuvres will be served.. momentarily

>> No.14550053

Shhh I want to hear

>> No.14550061

>>14550053 -> >>14549880

>> No.14550072

>>14550061

>> No.14550074
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14550074

In honor of the pay raise I think it's time for a game of "Pin the Tail on the Janny"

>> No.14550125

include (((trusted third parties))) next
this is a a crypto board after all

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>>14549880
hear, hear!

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>>14549880
I liked the part about the niggers

>> No.14550246
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>>14549880
>-tfw not 5 minutes ago I came in gfs pussy

Now I get to read this post and sleep with the AC on.

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>>14549959
A subtle jab, I wonder if the janny realizes double nothing is still nothing! He seems unaware, poor fool.

>> No.14550353

>>14549880
Fucking based tbqhwyfam

>> No.14550367

>>14549959
What a gentleman.

>> No.14550943

>>14549880
Truly the most insightful commentary.

>> No.14550970

>>14549880
This is bananas

>> No.14551031

>>14549880
based as hell

>> No.14551095
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14551095

>>14549880

BASED

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>>14549880
Cheers to you anon.

>> No.14552206

>>14549880
Based