/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.1454921]

What's the most illegal way you've ever made a buck?

disclaimer: I am not associated with any law-enforcement agency

[Anonymous No.1454936]

>>1454921
I dropshipped your mom.

[Anonymous No.1454937]

>>1454921
i've never made an illegal dollar in my life. if i had, hypothetically, it would've been selling a few ounces of black tar opium many, many years ago. hypothetically. completely, 100%, never happened IRL.

[Anonymous No.1454943]

>>1454921
no real niggas are going to post in this thread, so you are wasting board space.

[Anonymous No.1454944]

>>1454921
Stealing people' iPod's, sneakers, cash out of wallets from gym lockers during gym class in high school. Kinda feel bad about it now. But that fucking RUSH when you are $100 richer in 1 minute of work. Never again though.

[Anonymous No.1454946]

>>1454944
Jesus that's so incredibly unhealthy

[Anonymous No.1454950]

>>1454946
The paint? Or stealing.... probably both.

[Anonymous No.1454955]

>>1454944
wow, you're a shit bag

[Anonymous No.1454961]

I posted affiliate links on 4chan and made $20, making me a professional shitposter.

[Anonymous No.1454966]

>>1454955
To be fair it was from privileged white teens (I'm white too but not privileged) and everyone's parents bought them luxury cars for their 16th birthdays. $100 to them was piss. No jobs, silver spoon fed, etc.

[Anonymous No.1455006]

>>1454921
I one time sold 6 cigs to kids (around the age of 12) for $25.

[Anonymous No.1455013]

Hacked one of the biggest affiliate networks there is, stole around $500k and ran away like nothing happend. Its been hunting me till this day, never got caught though.

[Anonymous No.1455016]

>>1455013
until today, mother fucker

[Anonymous No.1455078]

>>1455013

How?

[Anonymous No.1455081]

>>1455078
>Anonymous (ID: XD9Rce+/) 08/20/16(Sat)17:17:24 No.1455078▶
no one smart enough to do that , is dumb enough to incriminate themselves online .

happy rp'ing :) <3

[Anonymous No.1455084]

>>1455081

He already incriminated himself you dummy.

[Anonymous No.1455085]

>>1455084
>assumption of gender

happy rp'ing :) <3

[Anonymous No.1455090]

>>1455085
There are no women on the internet.

[Anonymous No.1455091]

>>1455085
> assumption of assuming gender

Fuck off shitlord

[Anonymous No.1455094]

>>1454966
So that's how you justify stealing from people? You sound like a complete liberal/socialist. Why are you even on this board?

[Anonymous No.1455107]

>>1455091
you just can't win, huh?

[Anonymous No.1455145]

>>1454921
Why do you ask? are you a cop?

[Anonymous No.1455152]

>>1455094
>So that's how you justify stealing from people?

There's a pretty big difference between stealing someone's very last piece of bread and stealing a little bit from a wealthy person.

Kind of how scamming people with cancer, elderly or incredibly poor is much worse than tricking an upper middleclass person

[Anonymous No.1455157]

>>1455152
This

[Anonymous No.1455160]

>>1454944
you sound like a loser. oh well, that's your problem.

[Anonymous No.1455162]

>>1455078
I found a very simple vulnerability one of their sub domains, simply went from there and got access to all their data (Still have a complete dump of everything). I made a stable $6,000 per day. Every, single, day. Hard to believe huh? :)
It still hunts me till this day though, couldnt sleep for weeks, but bought a nice house to compensate that. I wouldnt do it again though. Atleast not in a blackhat way.

[Anonymous No.1455167]

>>1455013
>>1455162
I'm not getting how you made money from that

[Anonymous No.1455178]

>>1455152
There's a difference, i agree. But regardless of the difference, justification for theft is petty and just shows ones shitty character.

What i was pointing out is the ridiculous leftist idea that it's okay to take from the rich because they're too rich and don't deserve it, just like that kid used in his justification to steal from "privileged white teens", as if some how because their parents saw success they deserve to have stuff stolen from them.

[Anonymous No.1455179]

>>1455152
'no'
Theft is theft. While it may not seem as harmful, you're still stealing senpai.

[Anonymous No.1455180]

>>1455167
I had access to their entire database, I could change anything I wanted, payments, info, anything. Im not going into detail. Does that answer your question?

[Anonymous No.1455181]

>>1455178
****That justification for theft

Obviously i would steal and risk everything to feed my children

[Anonymous No.1455192]

>>1455180
I get that but was just curious how you got money from it

Wouldn't they notice them sending thousands of dollars a day to some guy?

[Anonymous No.1455195]

>>1455178
>>1455179
Well yeah theft is still theft I was just saying there's a pretty clear line morally and legally between stealing a little bit from someone who can afford it and taking advantage of someone in a really bad position which some might call you a "scumbag" for.

Kind of how you'd probably feel sympathy for a victim of a really elaborate fraud, but not so much sympathy for someone who fell for a "Nigerian prince" email scam

[Anonymous No.1455199]

>>1455192
No, I didn't simply just pay myself 6k everyday, It would've been to obvious, obviously. I literally made myself invisible in their database and splitted the money under alot of accounts. And I did some other things but I dont even remember anymore (:

[Anonymous No.1455202]

>>1455199
cool, sounds pretty ebin but transferring the money undetected seems kind of challenging

[Anonymous No.1455206]

>>1455199
Lauren, go back to work
I knew there was something crazy you were doing for money

[Anonymous No.1455212]

>>1455202
It indeed was really challenging and gave me sleepless nights. One day there was alot of police infront of my house, luckily it was my neighbors but I literally shit my pants that day. Never told anybody except for now. Not even my closest friends.

[Anonymous No.1455273]

>>1454921
I've never done anything illegal but I did hear about this one operation.

Our nineteen year old hero bought six kilos of DNP through alibaba at $40 a kg/ claiming he was going to use it as a pesticide, which is legal. However, DNP is also used as a rapid weight loss drug.

During the week in which he used silica gel and his oven to dry the DNP another dumb whore in the UK killed herself by ODing on DNP and thus paranoia set in.

He chose to only accept bitcoin payments, used tor from a VPS and insisted on using PGP for large orders.

He used carefully mixed some 4F-MPH, a structural methylphenidate analogue that's legal, with the DNP.

After 10000 hours of capping he ended up with 22.000 caps, each containing 250mg DNP and about 3 mg of 4F-MPH in it. He threw the remaining DNP away after some of it stained his fingers through the fucking gloves.

He created accounts on reddit and several fora and presented himself as a new vendor that would be around for a long, long time. To build up a name and some good reviews he started with a promotion after which he sit his price at 50$/50caps and 80$/110caps. Most people bought the 50cap package.

Once a week he walked a bag full of bubble wrapped letters to a random post office, never close to his own home. In it, double vacuum sealed packets with a label stating "turmeric powder - supplement" and an ebay logo.

Two months and 4600$ (in BTC) later he got a PM on reddit. Someone asked him how much stock he had left and he wanted to buy the entire business. He wanted his stock, the online accounts and his silence. Our hero had gotten bored anyway and decided to be done with it.

After a week of anxiety the sale was finalized and he sold his business for $7500, netting him about a $11.000 profit. Which wasn't bad for the few hours a week it had cost him.

The guy who bought it ended up exit scamming hordes of redditors after he presumably sold everything.

Just a story fictitious story though LE :^)

[Anonymous No.1455276]

>>1454921
I went to the pool at the hotel I was staying at. The lockers require a £1 coin to operate.

When I put my pound in the locker I found another pound coin in the return tray. I kept it.

[Anonymous No.1455282]

>>1455273
That's what people who buy DNP fucking get

How retarded do you have to be to ingest an industrial grade insecticide for the purpose of weight loss?

At most use clenbuterol, ingesting something toxic, never approved for human use is retarded

[Anonymous No.1455284]

I created the idea of synthetic CDOs.

[Anonymous No.1455297]

>>1455282
Actually, DNP has been used extensively by at least 100,000 people in the US as a weight loss agent from 1933-1938. It was sold OTC but eventually got pulled because people started getting cataracts. Curiously, this almost exclusively affected women.

Also there is a lot of solid research on DNP although it's not very recent.

I'm not saying that DNP is safe; it's easy to OD if you're a retard and horrible side effects like PN can hit even the most careful user.

Still though, I'd take it over clen, which is proven to be myotoxic and also doesn't work as well.

[Anonymous No.1455299]

>>1455297
Depends on your goals I guess

Do you really feel the need to ingest such a toxic substance to lose fat in two weeks what would take 2-3 months to do? Personally I don't care about hitting single digit bodyfat. I just run test mostly with the occasional oral or deca/tren blast and an ECA stack for cutting

does the job well enough

[Anonymous No.1455313]

crypto shit, easiest money Ive ever made.

[Anonymous No.1455320]

Kek. That nigga called a hipoint 9mil a glock 40.

[Anonymous No.1455519]

>>1454944
nigger detected

[Anonymous No.1455535]