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14541391 No.14541391 [Reply] [Original]

You want linkies ? I want cans of deodorant up there, sharpies are for fags

500 link per can

>> No.14541430

>>14541391
Fuck it will a pop can work ? I can warm it up first

>> No.14541455

>>14541430
Any can is fine. Double the link if it’s a ribbed can

>> No.14541521

>>14541455
I can’t get the Pepsi can up there.... what about the handle of a screwdriver ?

>> No.14541546

>>14541521
No. I want fucking CANS STRETCH THAT ASSHOLE

>> No.14541549

>>14541391
that can cause unironic perma damage. dont do it retards

>> No.14541569

>>14541549
What are you talking about gays do it all the time I never said you couldn’t use lube

>> No.14541606

>>14541391
this is literally late stage capitalism: the thread
can you guys imagine in like 20 years when blood sports become legal and rich people pay wagies to kill each other

>> No.14541652

>>14541606
can't fucking wait, tbqfhfamalamadingdong
t. will gladiate for cash

>> No.14541707

>>14541606
Sure bloodsports are already common place but just underground

>> No.14541799

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14541818

>>14541606
Is there a market for throwing degenerate trash into woodchipers. Alot meatsacks qualify for that

>> No.14541829

>>14541606
it's already happening anon. It's called an open office plan

>> No.14541846
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14541846

>>14541391

>> No.14541899

>>14541391
U a fag or a psycopath?

Can show 8 inch dick for 500 links, but wont destroy my ass for it

>> No.14541934

Why is there blood coming out? I'm suddenly very concerned.

>> No.14541955

>>14541899
implying you have an 8 inch dick

>> No.14542010

>>14541955
Stfu dicklet. Just cause you got small pe or, doesnt mean that everyone else has one too

>> No.14542068

>>14542010
wheres your proof lol

>> No.14542098

>>14541899
>>14542010
bro just stick your dick into your own ass

>> No.14542133

>>14542098
Actually done this. But as i got hard, it became impossible to twist it inside again

>> No.14542152

>>14542133
small dick idiot

>> No.14542168

>>14542133
unflexible dicked nerd

>> No.14542201
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14542201

How come there is no smart contract that measures (You)'s?
If someone performes the deed, he'll get paid via smartcontract after 20 (You)'s

>> No.14542245

@14542201
p[oop noob

>> No.14542251

>>14542201
too easily farmable with vpns or just replying to your own post

>> No.14542259

>>14542168
>>14542152

Dont worry dicklets, women love it in the beginning, but other than the hype of big dick, it doesnt do enormously much for pleasure. It does a bit, i wont lie

>> No.14542310

>>14542259
so let me get this straight
women like to watch you stick your weiner into your own ass
and you say that it doesn't do much for your pleasure compared to regular dicks
man that's pretty fuckin gay

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14542361

>>14542259
pic related is u

>> No.14542388

>>14542310
Kek

>> No.14542693

>>14542361
I actually think theres a correlation between autism and having a larger dick, I wouldnt be surprised theres a lot of hung NEETs

>> No.14542708

>>14542259
>t. small dick
YOU WILL NEVER PLEASE A WOMAN LIKE I DO. SHE IS CURRENTLY FUCKING ME ON THE SIDE KEK.

>> No.14542755

You're really gonna give me 4 grand to stick 2 deodorants in my ass?

>> No.14542847

>>14541391
How has no one done this yet are you for real op? bout to go get and can that's big enough and shove it up my ass, but I haven't stretched that wide in years

>> No.14543023

>>14541391
We just had this thread. Wait a week and rinse and repeat. I will also throw in some link then as well.