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14536742 No.14536742 [Reply] [Original]

>get abducted
>forced to transfer all your crypto to the abductor

how do you prevent this?

>> No.14536752

>>14536742
Simple... don't get abducted.

>> No.14536755

>>14536742
dont?

>> No.14536763

>>14536742
What crypto, senior pepe?

>> No.14536786

>>14536742
cyanide pill inside your fake tooth

>> No.14536788

>>14536742
By being poor after putting my live savings into LINK.

>> No.14536806

>>14536742
I offer to serve my boipucci up to this superior male for free.

>> No.14536830

>>14536742
stop telling everyone about your coin collection.
and own a gun.

>> No.14536850
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14536850

>>14536742
>surround yourself with friends

>> No.14536865
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14536865

>>14536742
Turn into a bat and fly away
bleh

>> No.14536887

>>14536742
did you not learn faggot?
never. ever. tell. anyone. you. fucking. got. crypto.

pleb

>> No.14536926

>>14536742
By not remembering my key. I'm so fucked.

>> No.14536928

>>14536742
>>how do you prevent this?
let them kill you
my life would be ruined after that point anyways

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14536946

>>14536742
>they called me disgusting and lazy for being obese unable to leave the house
who's laughing now

>> No.14536974

>>14536742
>s-sorry criminals, my coins are in coinbase vault, they are locked for ~3 days and cant be moved
>Man found dead in apparent multi day torture session.

>> No.14536975

>>14536830
>>14536887
too late.. some coworkers know.. i didnt really mind telling because it wasnt a lot of money but its a lot now and they know

>> No.14536989

>>14536742
Same goes if you got abducted and forced to transfer all your fiat to the abductor...

>> No.14537020
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14537020

>>14536742
“What crypto?”

>> No.14537026

>>14536989
thats not the same because the bank will recognize this as a forced transaction and will revert it

>> No.14537047

trezor password wallet with most of your shit, no password wallet with a smaller amount, then turn off the password feature. literally impossible to infer you have more than what is on the dummy account

>> No.14537072

>>14536742
become so obese they can't physically move you

>> No.14537088

>>14536975
fine, you said you have a lot so do this

you go find a homeless person (have to be looking extra desperate) you show them a stack of $100 bills (mix in $1 bills to make it look fatter)and tell them you will pay them if they get rid/stab a guy (your friend) for you.

they will most likely oblige if desperate enough.
people who got nothing to lose anyways & living on the streets are very useful in that sense

best of luck

>> No.14537095

>>14536742
My ledger nano has a self-destruct heartbeat and stress sensor, if I was to be forced to unlock my wallet by an attacker, it would detect the increased stress and automatically send all my coins to a burn wallet and wipe the ledger

>> No.14537103

>>14536742
Have lots of dogs and sons

>> No.14537142

>>14537103
That's a quite extensive harem.

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14537153

>>14537072
Sergey is a goddamn genius.

>> No.14537156

>>14537095
useless and risky

>just add a timelock for withdrawals
mfw attackers have to wait 7 days for balance to go through

friends can cancel it

>> No.14537170

>>14536742
2 of 3 multisig wallet (or any M of N higher). 1 key held by your attorney/accountant/bank. Then you can't send bitcoin without a trusted party besides yourself.

>> No.14537175

>dummy wallet with 0.1% of your holdings
>second dummy wallet with 1% of your holdings for the thief who expected a dummy wallet
>real wallets are smart contract wallets with delayed withdrawals (cancellable by multisigs)
inb4 teenagers larp about criminals holding you hostage for days. unless you live in the third-world, this simply isn't practical to do as the criminal

>> No.14537177

>>14537156
*this is on your big stack

your small change is elsewhere (jamal can take that idc)

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14537178

>>14537103
This is the honest answer btw, a technique proven throughout all of time but for some reason first worlders forgot it. Your family is your mafia, it's supposed to be bigger and stronger than your enemy's.

>> No.14537202

>>14536742
Buy guns and go to an MMA gym.

>> No.14537207

>>14537175
this

>> No.14537211

>>14536742
Carry a firearm at all times. You should be doing this anyway

>> No.14537222

>>14536742
Carry a gun.

>> No.14537250

>>14537103
Most based thing I have read on 4chan in months

>> No.14537292

>>14536742
Tulip trust lel

>> No.14537429

>>14537026
b-b-but banks bad right?

>>14536989
Crypto good

>> No.14537567

>>14536742
Keep half your private key in bank safe deposit box

>> No.14538434

>>14537095
>huge crash in the market occurs
>anon rushes to sell all his coins to preserve at least a little bit of money
>due to increased stress the ledger self destructs and leaves anon homeless forever
Sounds good

>> No.14538474

>>14537095
>BTC has become mainstream.
>Anon takes out his ledger to pay for groceries.
>Suddenly ledger screams Allahu Akbar.
>Ledger explodes.
>Everyone dies.
>Iran is blamed.
>WW3 starts.
>Earth is turned into dust.
To think of it, you should have bought LINK.

>> No.14538496

>>14536928
This

>> No.14538509

>>14536742
Buy a gun

>> No.14538568

>>14537175
best answer

>> No.14538598

>>14536752
FPBP

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14538612

>>14536742
>"Crypto? Dude I don't have any drugs on me. Here, Just take my money, please, just don't kill me"

>> No.14538633

>>14536865
Underrated

>> No.14538635

>>14536928
unironically this

>> No.14538636

>>14538474
Feasible scenario.
Everyone should prepare for this situation.

>> No.14538670

>>14536742
mutlisig with a bank
If you need to be physically present at a bank to sign the second device to unlock funds. I guess this will exist in the future I thought of creating something like that but banks will provide the service

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14539221

How about don't be a soiboy and carry a fucking gun.

>b-b-but it's illegal where I live!!!

So then carry one illegally, you enormous fucking pussy. Too bad 99% of you people are too scared of committing crimes IRL.

>In4b: easy for you to say Amerilard!!!

I'm a Spaniard. Viva españa, y muerte a los mequetrefes.

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"I-I-I-I'll need that lighter like thing you threw at the corner... it's called an electronic wallet.. also a phone.
>pendrive calls 911 with location and keeps stream, video included
"I knaw what one of those things look like, this white mother is motherfuckering lying this motherfucker. "
>" He's correct. Should you move this C-4 charge ledger will self destroy sending amounts of glitter all around and turning all you niggars gay... thus white. "

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>>14536865
Kek

>> No.14540439

>>14536742
HTLC by Bitcoin doesn’t have this problem