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>be me
>be three days ago
>I'm a poorfag working at a high class restaurant
>random brunette, 9/11 cardio bunny walks in with yoga pants and low cut tanktop
>cardio bunny asked for a table for 2
>5 min later old dude half foot in grave comes in and sit on the same table
>tfw someone halfway dead got more pussy than me
Teach me how to not be a virgin /biz

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>3 days ago

You would have made good gains if you bought COTI anon. You still have the opportunity. Bitmax lists tomorrow, Binance will list them bit later. Get on the Arc

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>>14530787
Link faggot. Dont swing, dont sell for 2-3 years. Sell everything, even blood and semen, suck dick if you have to. All in. You're welcome

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COTIIIIIIII BITMAXXXXXX, GEORGEEEEEEEEE, PUMP

>> No.14530955

>>14530787
>>be me
Woah back up

>> No.14531019

>>14530787
one day if you have money you too will be able to afford escorts

>> No.14531047

>>14530787
post pic of 9/11 cardio bunny
i lack immagination

>> No.14531090

why don't you get a degree and a real job? LOL

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>>14530787
omg these guys talk on this site all the time about "making it"
do they even know what us girls go through every day?
Just walk up to the richest guy and say Hi

>> No.14531193

>>14530787
By not being a whiny faggot that blogposts about his pointless problems that no one cares about on /biz/ for starters.

>> No.14531225 [DELETED] 

>>14531164
I wonder what they look like if their faces were swapped, any of yall good at photoshop?