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14507421 No.14507421 [Reply] [Original]

My life is a catastrophe. I took out my girlfriends inheritence her grandmother left her. $100,000, and put it all into chain link. dumb bitch doesnt check her money at all. thing is I didn't even tell her. I was planning to double it and then put it back in her account afterward and end up with 10,000 free link. instead its rapidly going down.

>> No.14507434

big if true

>> No.14507433

3/10 larp
saged

>> No.14507441

>>14507421
don't invest what your girlfriend isn't willing to lose larper

>> No.14507444
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14507444

>>14507421
You should sell it all and cut your losses

>> No.14507451

>>14507421
Lol nuh uh

>> No.14507456

>>14507421
good job, now fake your death and leave the country

>> No.14507464

>>14507421
>dumb bitch doesnt check her money
I wouldnt expect my loved ones to take all my money for gambling either.

>> No.14507477

Q predicted this

>> No.14507489

Anyone who lost or is losing money with chainlink is an absolute retard

>> No.14507497

I hope end up getting your shit pushed in by Bubba when they put you in the playpen

>> No.14507501

>>14507421
If this isn't a larp just hold for a few weeks retard this shit is going turbo bullish in September with PS2D and Oracles 50 startups. Just hope your GF doesn't check her account for 2 months.

>> No.14507529

>>14507421
bullshit

>> No.14507553

>>14507501
ok that sounds like the best bet. if she does check what excuse can I make to get out of it? I can tell her I put it in tether because its safer than the US dollar that I'm worried her money is going to crash so I was looking out for her.

>> No.14507561

wow awful my fellow human truly terrible. post ur private key & let us help u out

>> No.14507612
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14507612

>>14507553
Show her this.

>> No.14507614

>>14507553

Are you 12 you faggot?

>> No.14507721

>>14507614
IF THIS PLAN WORKED I WOULDVE MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS DOING NOTHING AND SHE WOULDNT HAVE LOST A PENNY.

>> No.14507768

>>14507553
Did you buy the top?
Just cut your losses and go to a loan shark to borrow the rest of the money.
Maybe you can take a student loan to refund her.

>> No.14507796

>>14507768
no I'm going to hold this long term. I think that I can convince her I'm holding it for her for her protection. She thinks im a financial genius lol.Dumb bitch is so innocent and I love her for it.

>> No.14507805

>>14507768
On a second thought, what kind of woman is she? Some women would actually like their bf even more after that.

>> No.14507840

>>14507421
You are a thief and deserve your right hand to be cut of as per Sharia law.

>> No.14507862

Don’t invest in what you don’t understand.
Don’t invest if a loss will result in catastrophe.
Lesson learned.

As long as you are invested in meme tokens you have ZERO control over the outcome. /biz/ and discord control it. Some manager at google or Microsoft picking the meme tokens controls it.
The only way to take back control is to cut your losses now. You don’t control your future with this girl either as long as her money is at the mercury of meme tokens.

>> No.14507906

>>14507796
sent this to OP's girlfriend ;)
see you at the court

>> No.14507909

>>14507796
you're fine bro, chill

>> No.14507948

>doesn't check her money

So, why you sweatin nigga

>> No.14508040

>>14507796
The face of evil everyone.

>> No.14508051

>>14507612
reversion to mean.

>> No.14508071

>>14507805
yeah i am an extreme fuck up and she thinks im made of gold. telling you always date a chick slightly uglier than you and she'll worship you and let you get away with cheating, stealing, whatever

>>14507840
I know I fucked up big I just got to stall this a few months

>>14507948
I think she will check in the coming weeks. also she does get quarterly statements in the mail I just need to intercept it.

>> No.14508147

>>14507421
I did the same with my wife's boyfriends account.

Thanks for the free cash you fucking faggot.

>> No.14508616

>>14508071
you've already committed a federal crime. you're going to jail bud.

>> No.14508666

>>14507464
This. What a cunt.

>> No.14508686

>>14507421
It's impossible for a human to be that retarded, you must be larping.

>> No.14508767

>>14507421
>went all in with stolen money on Chainlink, an unfinished whitepaper ERC shitcoin
>probably can’t read a single line of code

Yeah that sounds about right.