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14492410 No.14492410 [Reply] [Original]

Ok biz, I’m not gonna lie I just discovered you guys. So anyways I convinced my dad to let me use his CC to buy $522 dollars in Crypto (the weird number is because he owes me $22 and the $500 would be a gift). I wanted to buy link so I got ETH cause I heard it’s faster and cheaper than BTC. Anyways, fast forward to just fucking now. I accidentally did $5,022 on coin base and I now have a fuck ton of ETH.

I’m not surprised the transaction went through and my dad gets alerts to his phone about purchases and he hasn’t murdered me, yet... do I sell it back now and give him the money back or will ethereum go up and maybe I sell it tomorrow and keep the difference? Lmk guys I just want to know if ETH will goto 0 overnight and I am fucked owing him money.

>> No.14492429

>>14492410
Convince him it will be worth 160K+ once ETH hits 10k as it surely in the next 3 years maybe sooner.

>> No.14492437

should've put it all in LINK

>> No.14492438

Yeah it's going to 0 overnight you retard.

>> No.14492449

>>14492410
Fuck his ass to assert dominance and purchase $5022 more ETH with his credit card.

>> No.14492460

Sell it asap and eat the small fee

>> No.14492469

>>14492410
Dont lie to your own father dickwad, just tell him what happened

>> No.14492477
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14492477

>>14492410
ring ring

>> No.14492489

sorry but it WILL go down tonight. I have a solution though, send me the ETH and you can show him your empty portfolio and say the card got hacked somehow and the money was stolen ;)

>> No.14492491

>>14492437

Well I bought the ETH to cause I thought I needed that to buy the link first

>> No.14492498

he gave you $500 as a gift and you nickel and dime him for 22 bucks?

>> No.14492570

>>14492410
You definitely bought into an overall bearish looking structure, but the good news is that you're looking at a short term bounce of about 4-8%. so hold off for a few hours if you want, but I 'd definitely be weary about holding into next week

>> No.14492572

>>14492491
People were literally announcing here since yesterday they were dumping their massive stacks. Don't buy link.

>> No.14492574

>>14492410
You better get those kneepads ready for you and your pops, lil nigger

>> No.14492578
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14492578

>>14492449
Based and incest pilled

>> No.14492597

>>14492570

Thank you, based. I would love to get 5% and my dad will think I’m smart now

>> No.14492607

>>14492572
SSSH Don't tell him, we have to sell all of our stacks at a good price first.$10 EOY Remember.

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14492619

Transfer it all to link. Wait 1 month. Return to biz. Give me thank (yous).
>you’re welcome.

>> No.14492621

>>14492477
Hilarious!

>> No.14492653

>>14492491
You can literally buy link for US$ on normiebase now as its listed. I just did

Sell all the ETH now to give your dad his money back and then use USD to directly buy LINK