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14460086 No.14460086 [Reply] [Original]

Congrats stinky neet linkies. Are you ready to pay capital gains tax? Now now don't look so shocked, everyone has to pay their fair share. Even though you worked so very hard on your memes and shitposting.

Remember! You may also owe capital gains taxes to your state!

Sell now or sell later, the tax man (me!) always gets his slice of your pie. Don't worry, the money goes to a good cause like health care for criminal aliens, project housing for actual niggers, and abortions for roasties. Thank you for your contribution!

>> No.14460118

>>14460086
My country doesn't pay taxes on crypto.

>> No.14460134

Buy citizenship in a Caribbean country for 100k or a local investment scheme. Problem solved.

>> No.14460135

>he's not holding his stinky linkies until after the inevitable collapse of the us federal government
Never gonna make it.

>> No.14460166
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14460166

>>14460086
>the tax man (me!)
Impersonating a taxation officer is a felony.

>> No.14460190

>implying the banks won't lock your shit down without you ever seeing a penny

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>>14460086
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14460503

>>14460086
If you cash out without either factoring in a plan for not paying taxes or calculating how much you'll owe and writing it off as already burned, you're not going to make it anyway.

>> No.14460626

>he doesn't have a fake business that he siphons money through

Rookies

>> No.14460765

>>14460086
You only go after whites, so FUCK OFF.

I will pay exactly $0. No money for Israel and non-citizens. No more kikes making whites pay for white genocide. It's over. You lost.