clonedaddy

[Anonymous No.14445339]

A stake on your head.

Everyone knows that you don't leave home without a stake. Stake backed. Trust. It's how the world works.

Want to punch someone in the stomach? Automated sensors captured that infraction and immediately delivered swift sweet justice to your victim. To the point where they pity you because of the cost.

Got beat up by a LINK lord? You'll enjoy it, trust me.

Run into a PMP Placeholder with the balance sheet of the solar economy over their head? Stay the fuck away from them. They don't make mistakes and your life insurance policy isn't worth that much. Your PMC would be happy to see you go for the payout that they get.

An unstaked man is akin to a wild animal. If seen in a bar, to be stunned, disabled, restained, imprisoned or simply just shot dead in the street. Not like an animal, but just because he was an animal.

[Anonymous No.14445345]

What is the clone daddy system?

For the mathematicians, it's the fixed point of an individual's genetic destiny. It's striving towards the complete elimination of nurture by controlling for the nature of the nurturer.

While there are different flavors practiced throughout the world, the basic premise is the same. The flavors are mere hyperparameter changes on a fixed architecture.

Every so often you create a new clone of yourself which you raise. You, unless the founder of your clone daddy chain are already likely somewhere towards the end of a long chain of clone daddies like yourself. You raise yourself, raised by yourself in the way that only yourself can raise you.

Long term planning.
Long term thinking.
Immediate lamarckian evolution.

Death and taxes.
Compound interest.
Pictures of My Penis Growth Fund CCCLVIII, L.P.
Long chain clone daddies.

The mere fact that an individual's planning horizon can now last for 2-400 years means that human advances have reached an all time high while time preferences are at an all time low.

The combination of this with the complete digital securitization of the world economy has resulted in zero plus epsilon interest rates for the last 300 years.

[Anonymous No.14445358]

The dogarette contains an on-repeat mutli-spectrum advertisement. Appearing on audio, wireless hotspot, visual, radio, and microwave frequencies. The owner is the final target for the dogarette as they'll need to clean it up after their pet. Upon impression, the owner's implants signal to the dogarette contract that an impression was made. Currency is immediately deposited into the ad network's wallet, the wallet of the dogarette manufacturer, and the wallet of the convenience store which provided the dogarette.

>Mfw swinglinkies not but two weeks ago were laughing at HODLers because they added 10% onto their stacks from redditors
>Now they're all shitposting about missing out unsurprisingly

You swing linkers deserve the rope. Greed got the better of you and you come to the people you laugh at to cope? No fuck you, market sell your link to someone more deserving

You swing linkers deserve the rope. Greet got the better of you and you come to cope. Swing linker swing linker, gas yourselves quick.

$1000 EOY you'll soon eat your dick.

[Anonymous No.14445376]

As his five person company's live valuation slipped below his option
strike price, he reached for his TRNG stress release pistol, placed it
against his temple, squeezed the trigger, and successfully blew his
brains out. This final act is still recognized as the largest creation
of shareholder value in history.

In a future world where even the smallest shittiest startup is traded
on the urbit public markets. Anyone can short sell these hopeless and
poorly managed companies.

This particular CEO is on the risk neutral to risk loving spectrum. So
he uses a TRNG stress release pistol. It's a 250 millibitcoin firearm
that uses a nuclear decay based hardware TRNG that can be set anywhere
from 1 picomort to 1 mort. He keeps his at 1 picomort. The guns are
designed, manufactured, and their risk is syndicated by a web of
distributed companies.

Upon his expiration, his lifeline chainlink oracle triggered the TRNG
stress pistol's smartcontract, instantaneously transferring the life
insurance payout to his wallet.

...

This is the story of his $10T (2019 USD equivalent) payout.

[Anonymous No.14445385]

After the USG handed over the money monopoly it wasn’t long until they
rescinded the monopoly on the legitimate use of violence in their
territory. The provision of security is now efficiently managed
through smartcontracts enmeshed with a distributed oracle sensor
networks. You place an anti-crime stake on your head of X coin which
is instantly transferred to the victim of any crimes you commit. The
courts were long ago replaced with thoughtless, distributed, and swift
justice delt by LINK lords.

Any low stake or off blockchain individual is immediately restrained
if they attempt to enter high stakes private property. Anyone without
a coin stake is liable to commit crimes and clearly unable to pay
restitution. They are simply---physically removed.

Unless they're an enforcer, no sane citizen would attempt to enter a
low stake / no stake zone. No more than they might enter into the
death pits of the Parisian caliphate or an early 2000s citizen might
attempt to vacation in Fallujah, Iraq.

[Anonymous No.14445404]

His genetically engineered dog, Boltzmann, reflective white,
morphology between a shibe, husky, and a laborador retreiver, lit up
its fourth and last cigarette for the night. Since the introduction of
genetically engineered dogs and the invention of the dogarette, pet
owners have been dealing with the consequences of pet dogs that are
addicted to smoking cigarettes.

The dogarette is first chewed to light the cigarette and then picked
up in the mouth of the dog by the medium sized handle. A dog can get
8-12 puffs of pungent tobacco smoke before dropping the butt on the
ground. They're given out for free at dog parks and pet pooches know
exactly how to beg for them. In fact, dog nicotine withdrawl syndome
has lead to the injury and loss of productivity of millions of owners
as their dogs viciously fight for another puff.

Taz thought about the options he weighed the various choices and
thought hard and long about the wiz burger with double patties and
cheese and knew, deep down, it was truly the one he desired.

[Anonymous No.14445415]

Due to improvements in transportation, reduction in financial
friction, and consolidation of thought satisnaction markets, flash
spatiotemporal convergence is major problem for those looking for an
"in person" experience.

With a hosted population of 480 billion people, the world had become
an increasingly crowded place. Despite the fact that you could smash
everybody shoulder to shoulder to fit into the city of Hong Kong, it
still felt busy, especially in the large cities like Lagos and
Chongqing.

Flash spatiotemporal convergences (FSCs)----or simply
"convergence"---is a situation where hundreds of thousands, and
sometimes millions, of people might converge on a recommended dining
spot or vendor, causing trampling, mass deaths, and of course, the
complete destruction of whatever they might have been converging on.
Causes include rapid runoff word of mouth virality through comms or
simply algorithmic recommender system highlighting from a popular
neurarec implant.

[Anonymous No.14445445]

Time travel / folding through the 5th dimension to get to a different timeline. Folks visit all different times. Try to influence things. Major figures in history often are time travelers. They realize their ability to change things is relatively limited as one man / woman can’t do much or even implement much the vast infrastructure of a developed capitalist economy behind them. However they try and blend in and do.

Popular time periods are the late 99/ early 2000s, obsession with 9:11 continues well into the 2350s. The mid 1600s, 1700s as well as, for some odd reason 2009 around the time of the release of bitcoin. It’s thought that there is a chance that satoahi was originally a travelled.

It’s exciting to be swept up. “Come with me, money doesn’t matter, there’s billions to be made with {chainlink, south sea bubble, internet 1.0 bubble, alphabet}

[Anonymous No.14445502]

Value

The major memetic structures: Money, Intellect, Fame, Righteousness, Political Power, Athleticism. All of these are just memes whose intrinsic value is only based on the social environment that give these memes credence.

Without the others to value and reflect that value like mirrors, the objects lose all meaning. Is that the true nature of value? Is there anything that is truly valuable?

Scarcity

Bitcoin’s scarcity is based on the possession hash pre image of a random nonce that’s leads to a specific number of zeros after hashing. This is as good of a scarcity limit as the military might and ability of the USG.

Depth of fields

Fields are only as deep as a human life, so how can they even be considered deep. At the end of the day, all humans are mere dabblers when compared to any sentient entity that could outlast.

Scarcity.

1100 alpha black lotuses ever printed. 2/3, like bitcoin, are destroyed and gone forever. The remaining known 12 are located in a sealed container and are the basis for 1/133nd of the world economic M0 because some random patchwork in Minnesota happened to be the location of the world's largest collection

People can’t even remember what happened to them 5 days ago let alone what happened to them 50, or their country 500, species 5000. We are, as a species, always in the state of forgetting. Imagine if we had an archive of all human activity that could be “rememebred” and was the authoritative source for all past experience. An edit to the record would mean a change of the actual perceived history. And what matters, as always, is perception.

[Anonymous No.14445559]

Very nice, mde skit when Sam?