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1440293 No.1440293 [Reply] [Original]

Holy shit, I think I've finally done it. Here's the big kahuna. This one is going to make all of us so fucking rich. My only question is, why has nobody started an Uzbekistani goat trading forum yet?

>> No.1440338

Uzbekistani mountain goat or domesticated goat? The Uzbekistani goat crowd is deeply divided, I doubt you could get them onto a single forum without new blood feuds breaking out each week.

>> No.1440359

>>1440338
>2016
>still trading mountain goats

Do you want to be poor for the rest of your life?

>> No.1440383

>>1440359
Well, what can you do. It's been like that for generations. People are proud of their mountain goats. And they're a glorious sight to behold! Sure, they don't give as much milk, but as they say in Sarnashma valley, "You only need a domesticated goat if there is Russian winter in your marrital bed." Stubborn mountainfolk don't take kindly to limp-wristed plains farmers.

It would be hard to get them to negotiate on the same forum. At least I'd put in some wordfilters for "sister" and "mother" to avoid the worst bloodshed...

>> No.1440425

>>1440383
if u wanna work for us , send me ur email , you seem passionate about the concept .