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Why did I long BSV agains BTC? How stupid can one retard get. Just fuck my shit up. I'm probably gay too

>> No.14380502

>silently crashes
gg

>> No.14380613

>>14380381
You‘re not wrong....BUT
Court case is this friday. You‘re 2 days early with your long

>> No.14380905
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>>14380613
True dis
Check out the doc from today with his team of experts and himself to testify Friday
>filename related
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/6309656/228/kleiman-v-wright/
How do I long on Poloniex, plz explain for brainlet

>> No.14381029

>>14380381
Elaborate on the gay thing. Do you stick things in your ass?

>> No.14381070

>>14380381
I hold these bags too OP

>> No.14381110

>>14380905
Holy fuck. Even the Shadman is testifying.

>> No.14381114

>>14380381
>fall for a scam artist and call people warning you FUDDers and blovkstream shills
>cry when you get BTFO
I have 0 sympathy for you

>> No.14381119

>>14380381
I SOLD MY BTC FOR BSV WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

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>>14380905
>>14380613
Do you believe that these "experts" will somehow materialize his so called tulip coins?

>> No.14381167

>>14381119
you're just in time to sell back to BTC before 20k, hurry

>> No.14381179

>>14380905
i am sick and tired of all this drama. bitcoin is mooning and creg fucking around in court and lounging on florida beaches. pump my fucking bags you autist!!! this is not funny anymore Im losnig money here

>> No.14381256

>>14381179
But /biz/ told me he'd be arrested the moment he landed in Florida.

>> No.14381287

>>14381155
No they are there to shit on Kleinman's last roll of the dice, iz over
face it
Coinbase even adding shit-link today, these exchanges are on borrowed time

>> No.14381314

>>14381287
How will he access the coins, nigger?

>> No.14381325

>>14381179
hahaha top biz right here

>> No.14381350

I cant believe I bet all my savings AND my bitcoin on some asperger autist shilled on biz. if Craig doesnt pump my bags soon Im gonna kms this is literally the last straw. Ive been getting rekt in this market over and over since 2017 I just cant take it anymore

>> No.14381386

>>14381314
Does he need to?
You do realise the private keys of the first 70 blocks are in his possession as well right, he could just sign the genesis block with the first key if the judge made him

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>>14381386
Of course he needs to, what do you think "ownership" means? If he can't access them, he doesn't own them. (Let alone that it's pretty hard to get access to imaginary things).

>> No.14381678

>>14381386
>he must be ordered by the court to do something he has continually promised to do
god your copes are getting more desperate and drugged out sounding

>> No.14381788

>>14381386
>You do realise the private keys of the first 70 blocks are in his possession as well right
Proof?

>> No.14382048

>>14381386
>the private keys of the first 70 blocks are in his possession
no they are not lmao
if they were he would have dumped the BTC in them for BSV
the funniest part is that since BSV and BCH are a fork, satoshi has the keys to the first coins on both those chains
so Szabo could potentially just dump millions on bcash and bsvishnu

>> No.14382066

>>14381029
Yes, repeatedly. I have tried to quit several times, but I always fall back on it after about three months. I hope I get pumped by Craig soon so I can afford therapy

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>> No.14382290

>>14382048
> funniest part
I actually, non ironically think the funniest part is that "shamir secret trust" started at block 70. Thats 16 hrs after genesis.

"Hi Dave, its Satoshi"
"Who...?"
"SATOSHI....satosh..."
"Im drawing a blank here.,..."
"oh for fuks sake! its Creg!"
"Oh hi creg...who is sat.."
"You dont remember?!?! about my secret project?!?!"
"the paper about java security?"
"NO DAVE...the Bit Coins project!!!"
"oh yeah...ok, sorry just been busy"
"ok, well look i just got it to compile, I need you to jump on a plane from US to Sydney NOW!"
"ok, I'm on it creg, leaving now...."
"also bring that vietnamese hooker we know....I think she should be involved"
"roger creg, we'll be there soon!!"

>> No.14383048

>>14382290
>"also bring that vietnamese hooker we know....I think she should be involved"
KEK, that part always cracks me up