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I have bought a rope. Ready to jump.
I shorted the 10k and kept adding margin. Just got liquidated at 13.3k for a total of 6 btc.

If I dont jump my wife will kill me. What should i do? I’ve sunken so low that i ask 4chan plebs for help..

*sigh*

>> No.14379643

>>14379600
If not a larp, buy BTC with whatever money you have left, put it away, and check back in 6 months.

Focus on bettering yourself in the meantime and stop being a degenerate margin trader.

>> No.14379664

>>14379600
do you have any remaining funds ?

>> No.14379683

>>14379643
thats horrible advice, the market will have crashed in 6 months.

>> No.14379689

>>14379600
This put all you have in btc and wait two years.

>> No.14379698
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14379698

You are the Pleb anon. Fucking gambler. If you want to make money buy low cap tokens now. When BTC go side ways those will
pump an easy 5x within a
week.

COTI, VIDT, MITX, NKN

>> No.14379700

Post short or LARP

>> No.14379713

>>14379600
Why the fuck did you short 10K?
Or cut your losses when you were 3btc down.

>> No.14379716

>>14379600
I learnt he hard way to monkey with those close liquidations

I am still short and adding as we speak

>> No.14379740

>>14379664
yes 0.8 btc left

>> No.14379762

>>14379600
If you weren't using gay sites like Bitmex, you could actually 'lock' your short until the price falls in your comfort range

>> No.14379772

>>14379716
you will be rekt next goodluck *liam voice*

>> No.14379814
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14379814

Use or 0.8btc to but Coti and cash out next week when its 2.5 btc after news that they will
list Binance Dex.

>> No.14379834

When you 'lock' your short, you can wait out a pump without adding margin. Your mistake, anon

>> No.14379839

>>14379740
Send it to a smart contract with a chainlink oracle in it, have it dispatch the price of ropes every time you try to gamble like a degenerate

>> No.14379845

>>14379600
If you're going to kill yourself make it awesome.

Go to the top of a building and tie off some piano wire somewhere with the other end looped around your neck. Glue your hands to the side of your head and jump off the building. When the piano wire cuts through your neck it will look like you ripped your head off in anger. Fucking metal.

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>>14379845

>> No.14379916
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14379916

Mitx + volume rising on idex + upbit + MM equals PUMP.
#facts

Worth a 0.4btc gamble.

>> No.14379960

dont do it

money is not what this life is all about

>> No.14379969

>>14379845
This is not making me feel better you sound like a circumsized kike

>> No.14379991

>>14379969
oh
youre a /pol/fag

please go through with it after all

>> No.14380057
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14380057

>>14379991
Not a fag. Just a regular Joe from Texas

>> No.14380101

>>14379834
I prefer locking my bitcones in Trezor.

>> No.14380104
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>>14379969
Let me give you an alternative method then.

Get some cargo pants and one of pic related, goal is to maximize pocket space.

Fill all the pockets with bite size candy bars and loose M&M's and Skittles. Then underneath the vest/pants, stack some explosives (a few sticks of dynamie should do it).

Run into a schoolyard, light the dynamite, and blow yourself up just before recess.

The bell rings and all the teachers are horrified because of the blood and gore, but the kids? Well they're ecstatic at all this candy lying around. You've got first graders munching on snickers they pull out of your charred testicles, third graders wiping blood of M&Ms, teachers running around trying to contain the whole thing, it'll be the best day of the year. And at least in your dying act you'll have made a bunch of kids happy.

>> No.14380337

>>14379600
Everything has a solution, expect for death.

>> No.14380362

>>14379600
How do I profit off this anon's imminent suicide?

>> No.14380388

>>14379600
Just off yourself, you have no chance.

...
Joking, you can easily come back. Just bust your ass and hustle. There‘s always the next big opportunity.

>> No.14380404

>>14379600
livestream it

>> No.14380422

>>14380104
lmao

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14380428

>>14379740
all-in on Skycoin, you WILL make it.

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14380591

>>14379600
Can you really not live without shitloads of money?

If so you have a wife and escorts can pull up to 10k in a single weekend at tourist zones.

Why would you kill yourself instead of risking your life to make more money?

>> No.14380665

>>14380057
Is there a large Muslim community in Texas or is it just you? Anyways, see ya in the next life.