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14367096 No.14367096 [Reply] [Original]

How do I buy bitcoin safely?

>> No.14367116

>>14367096
Sell sex

>> No.14367132

>>14367096
if this is real, fuck you, nobody gives a shit that youre a woman. learn your god damn shit.
if this is a larp, fuck you too.

>> No.14367166

Fag use cash app u dumb whore

>> No.14367199

Buttcoin atm

>> No.14367206

>>14367096
I'll give you 0.0001 if you come sit on my dick

>> No.14367214

>>14367096
robinhood should be good for you

>> No.14367216

>>14367096
buy it from a bitcoin atm :^)

>> No.14367217

show tits then we'll tell you

>> No.14367226

>>14367096
Just have it wear a condom and you can buy it safely.

>> No.14367227
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14367227

all women except my mother are whores and should be beaten

>> No.14367231

wear a condom

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>>14367096
major buy signal if not larp - new femanons asking to buy btc on /biz/

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>> No.14367263

>>14367096
You show us your tits. Then you log the fuck off.

>> No.14367281

>>14367096

THIS IS THE SELL SIGNAL BOYS

CLOSE YOUR LONGS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>> No.14367369

>>14367234
I feel like it will go up more. I am ignoring toxic posts

>> No.14367400

Togtfo

>> No.14367412 [DELETED] 

>>14367199
And thank me later

https://imgur.com/CLEl48E

>> No.14367421

Let me be more specific. Is coinbase OK?

>> No.14367428

cashapp--> cold storage assuming you're not larping, acid + face if you are

cancel that whether or not you are

>> No.14367474

Find an exchange in your country.
Dyor

>> No.14367490

>>14367096
Cashapp

>> No.14367501

>>14367096
holy crap, a girl on 4chan? now there's something i never thought i'd see lol...

>> No.14367504

Google localbitcoins.
t. Single good advice in this thread

>> No.14367552

>>14367504
Thanks

>> No.14367680

>>14367504
>>14367552
That's how you end up in the slammer look it up.

>> No.14367704

>>14367552
Coinbase, cashapp, and localbitoins work fine. Coinbase is the most widespread, depends if you can fulfill the verification process with your bank.

>> No.14367712

>>14367096
coinbase app + bank account
Fees suck but I assume you'll only barely be able to understand that much about crypto

>> No.14367718

>>14367504
Local.bitcoin.com works better no KYC

>> No.14367720

You simply insert credit card into the usb port

>> No.14367727

>>14367704
Thanks I already have an account but never bought, I think now it's a good time

>> No.14367770

>>14367552
Robinhood is unironically the best place you can get BTC... It's noob friendly, and they have low fees compared to other exchanges!

>> No.14367821

>>14367770
That's not actual btc.

>> No.14367856

>>14367770
I heard about it for stocks but I'm Swiss it doesn't work here

>> No.14367869

>>14367821
Just let OP look into it. She'll clearly find out that you're just another incel troll on the 4chins.

>> No.14367878

>>14367233
>Buy signal
Kek

>> No.14367887

>>14367856
Just get a VPN, I recommend Proton VPN anon

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>>14367869

>> No.14367932

Sell signal: The thread.

>> No.14367963

>>14367718
Localbitcoins do not ask for KYC unless you are going to buy a banner on their website.

>> No.14367967

>>14367887
But I guess they require my ID if and then they will know I'm not American... Anyway I recently got interested also on VPN since everyone at the office is talking about it, thanks for the advice

>> No.14368015

>>14367967
I should mention that on localbitcoins you also buy not from website but from actual people.

>> No.14368026

>>14367914
M8, I'm lying to the stupid hag, I'm just larping as a beta. Who would ever take a recommendation to use robinhood for crypto as actual advice, it's just about the worst place you could buy it. But now you ruined my larp, and I had to come out to you because I have no self control.

>> No.14368046

>>14367967
>>14367914
Look, she even bought it too. Although to be fair, Proton VPN is actually decent.

>> No.14368278

>>14368026
I just want my bags pumped.

>> No.14368320

>>14368278
Sorry m8, but we can't let normalfags get in this early... We have to get them to buy the top, and dump hard on them.

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>>14368320
Ok

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>>14367096
Don't listen to them OP.

Dm me and I'll show you how to short and become financially independently.

>> No.14368704

>>14367281
Unironically this.

>> No.14369568

>>14368450
I'm not that stupid