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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=126pVnFs2e4

you're welcome

>> No.14329952

holy fuck

>> No.14329963
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Jason Parser!!!! Goddamit

>> No.14329975

>>14329933
It begins...

>> No.14329990
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When the fuck does the monkey talk about my cubes?

>> No.14330021

>>14329933
aaaaand its ded

>> No.14330035

>>14329963
JESUS KEK HOW IS THIS REVOLUTINARY!!! HAHAHH OH NONONO

>> No.14330044
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>>14329933
topkek how the youtube pic makes it look like a huge theater room with a huge screen and packed on multiple levels but it's actually taking place in the toilets with a black background hahahah btfo linkies

>> No.14330074

>>14329933
why do we care about this ?

>> No.14330078

>>14330044
try harder pathetic nigger

>> No.14330079

doesn't work

>> No.14330086

I can’t hear anything over the constant flushing....

>> No.14330106

>>14329933
what that data looks like its a flat line
what that data looks like its a flat line
what that data looks like its a flat line

>> No.14330126

It's broken

>> No.14330154

FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY IS LINK MOONING SO HARD WHAT DID THEY SAY

>> No.14330168

>>14329933
What a bunch of stuttering potheads. Just sold my whole stack.

>> No.14330174

>>14330154
shhh the Oracle presentation is Wednesday and it's a Breakout meaning it's going to be in a tiny room. It's a nothing burger, and this coming from someone all in LINK.

>> No.14330175

>>14330168
You never had a stack, fudster.

>> No.14330181
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>>14330154
it's literally dumping
they said to buy the rumor and sell the news
nobody bought the rumor, they're only selling the news

>> No.14330191

>>14330154
Crashing as we speak...

>> No.14330208

>boomer giving a history of javascript including JSON and AJAX
wake me up when oracle goes

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>>14330191
>>14330181
weird, my chart is showing something else

>> No.14330230

>>14329990
In About 27 hours

>> No.14330236

>>14330174
>Tuesday June 25, 2019 1:35pm - 2:10pm
00 Keynotes and General Sessions Great America Ballroom

ballroom doesnt sound like a tiny room to me faggot
https://cloudexpo2019.sched.com/event/KWmV/general-session-every-startup-in-the-blockchain-api-monetization-with-smart-contracts

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>>14330230
yeah i found it

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>boomer dot connecting the JSON logo is to something in hitchcock's vertigo
give this boomer his meds. this is who they chose over sergey for keynote?

>> No.14330680

>>14330078
nulinkers are so aggressive

>> No.14330732

>>14330680
its because theyve just got here and have never used a paltform where they can say what they want before kek