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How do you cure depression?

>> No.14322303
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>>14322298
Bumping for a friend

>> No.14322324

please answer someone

>> No.14322332

500 micrograms of LSD-25 cured mine.

If you really are serious about healing you should try it.
Doctors only sell false promises and poisons from Big Pharma

>> No.14322338

>exercise
>No carbs or sugar
>garden.
>meditation

>> No.14322365

>>14322298
step one: isolate self
step two: make fun of your depression to yourself
step three: research everything until you realize the truth that this entire world is fucked no matter what we do and the only way to survive the coming collapse is to love Jesus and stack crypto/bullion

>> No.14322417

>>14322365
based
and garden

>> No.14322420

>>14322298

Money and brappers

>> No.14322426

>>14322298
Just don't be depressed lmaooooo

>> No.14322431

Make money from fuck prostitute

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>>14322298
laughter with friends is a great cure to depression
also, have sex

>> No.14322445

>>14322298
Keep isolating yourself and spending all your free time with a bunch of mentally ill spergs online and I'm sure it will go away on its own!

>> No.14322446

expression

>> No.14322459

try jumping up and down

>> No.14322466

>>14322338
>>14322365
>>14322417
Based brothers.

>> No.14322468

blast metal lml

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d68X-CL6zd0

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>>14322298

>> No.14322486

>>14322298
Unironically money. Lots of money + no job = no depression. Jews will never tell you this.

>> No.14322488

>>14322365
>the
love you christbro. no homo. I truly wish the best for all you lost soul 4channers. if anyone needs a hug or a couch to crash on just ask.

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Depression Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Be Happy Like Nigga Enjoy The Present Haha

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>>14322298
>>14322303
>>14322324
https://youtu.be/Lm38Ojh61lY
you overcome happiness and sadness
you overcome your twin peaks
you overcome yourself
and learn to stand on your own head
I'll give (((you))) a helping hand
>pic related
>post related
>>14322475

>> No.14322511

>>14322298
Nofap. Keep your bedroom door open.

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>>14322502
>>14319391
>it's looking pretty grim my friend
>but it's always darkest before the dawn
>and the dawn is coming...

>> No.14322519

SSRIs unironically cured my social anxiety and depression and made me into a chad that doesn’t overthink every social situation and can live in the moment and be confident. Also, a couple intense mushroom trips helped (one at 3g and a heroic dose at 6g). Zoloft literally saved my life though, I would’ve an herod without it.

>> No.14322528

>>14322519

this board is so shitty that you even see paid SSRI shills, just imagine

>> No.14322541

>>14322437
what if you literally don't have friends

>> No.14322552

>>14322519
SSRIs fucked me up and made everything worse for me, i tried three different medications. glad they worked for you but i'd never recommend

>> No.14322564

>>14322365
True redpill of life based and christpilled.

>> No.14322574

>>14322519
SSRIs put violent and horrifying intrusive "thought-flashes" in my head constantly
Every single one of them did the same thing just with different side effects
Not once has it happened since I quit them in 2014

>> No.14322590

>>14322519
It was the mushrooms you idiot. They work for handling depression/PTSD issues. They'll be on the market within 5-10 years

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>>14322590
>on the market within 5-10 years
uhhh...

>> No.14322618

>>14322298
Drugs, everyone knows it
Either prescribed or illegal
Luckily I'm not depressed

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>>14322610

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>>14322625
>>14322610
>mfw

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>>14322332
I was about to say LSD

>> No.14322643

>>14322303
Honestly, it's keto. Most the food you guys eat fucks with you. Processed carbs up the ass will make anyone miserable. Get 8 hours of sleep. Get a little bit of sun. Stop jacking off 8 times a day. Set goals for yourself, even if they're tiny; and accomplish them. Every day a different goal. Communicate with people. A little more each day. Exercise. Come up with an interesting hobby that gives you pleasure. Don't compare yourself to others. Be good to your family if you have any. Be wary of fucktards who try to pull you down. They feel like shit so everyone else should too. That's crap. Relax and treat yourself with kindness. Don't beat yourself up every day, but push yourself to be where you want to be.

>> No.14322649

>>14322610
>>14322625
Please take your medicine. You are a schizophrenic poster. None of your post make any clear sense, nor do I care to try to find the implied meaning in them. You can talk without trying to be "deep" this isn't /x/

>> No.14322650

>>14322298
Take more than 0.75g of shrooms

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>>14322649
>Please take your medicine
mfw

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>>14322649
>None of your post make any clear sense, nor do I care to try to find the implied meaning in them
yfw

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>>14322649
>You can talk without trying to be "deep" this isn't /x/
see with your eyes, not with your mouth

>> No.14322699

>>14322511
Nofap alone doesn't cure depression lmao. Stop spreading this type of shit. Yes it will help, but not as much as you think. It will only stop you from feeling like shit because you fap. You'll still feel depressed even if you're multiple months in nofap

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>>14322699
impossible for me to go nofap
too many qt pies with tasty bootys
#sorry
#notsorry
mfw

>> No.14322745

>>14322365
Based mercy of the Lord

>> No.14322747

>>14322590
Nah, I went on it way before the trips and it’s what got me out of that socially anxious/clinically depressed hole in the first place.
>>14322574
>>14322552
That sucks guys, Im obviously very happy its helped me but it’s not for everyone. I’ve gone off it once or twice since I’ve taken it (the most recent being last year for 6-8 months) and I didn’t like the person I was without it, not feeling comfortable around even my closest friends because of constantly overthinking and having anxiety. I really truly didn’t like myself before I started taking it and I don’t want to go back to that way before.
>>14322528
>nothing even psych meds/SSRIs ever works for anyone
kys

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>>14322303

>> No.14323058

>>14322298
Swim in a cold lake/the ocean in winter time. (not so cold you'll die obviously) Also shrooms. Possibly combine the two if you're not a giant pussy.

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>>14322298
>stop focusing on trades and talk about my fake depression (((everyday))) goyim

>> No.14323419

>>14322298
If neutral feeling is 0 and depression about -5 to -10 then little things can push it up.

Get at least 8 hours sleep and sleep early (10pm-6am). Do this for many nights in a row. This can be huge +1 even +2.

Walk outside in the early morning at a time you never do - it’s a slap in the face.

Exercise - but not too much and mix it up as difficult routine can be stressful if you are at -5. +1

Eat healthy really cut out crap. +1. Except make one day like Friday you get to eat some crap. This can give you something to look forward to that helps a lot.

Don’t plan to produce anything while you are -3 or less (except stuff you have to do like study or work job) it will just stress you out to feel you need to work extra in your free time (stress can drop points). Wait it out. Do activities that are not ultimately life plan useful but still “productive” like read a book or even diy. At later stages doing stuff can help boost levels.

Only watch quality tv that kicks off something in your head. Trash shows are just distraction and in my experience they are like sleeping and just delay recovery.

Expect to feel like crap nevertheless for a while. It’s like getting over a cold or flu it is a waiting game. In fact I wonder if it is some kind of virus...

>> No.14323430

Only way lasting is meaningful human interaction.

>> No.14323455

>>14322298
Identify the things about your life that suck and do your best to fix them.

In failing that talking to a psychiatrist.

>> No.14323463

>>14323430
the devastating truth

>> No.14323467

>>14322298
St. John's Wort and Chamomile tea.

>> No.14323470

>>14323430
>>14323463

I was really hoping there was another way

see you guys otos

>> No.14323477

>>14322298
By holding RSR.

>> No.14323494

>>14322298
unironically ketamine

>> No.14323519

>>14322298
you buy 1BTC now and wait for it to crash
then you'll have super depression

>> No.14323524

>>14323494
>drugs
>lasting happiness

brainlet alarm

>> No.14323528

>>14322332
I don't know where to get any. I don't have any friends, of course, and it's hard to find a legit market on the deep web.

>> No.14323535

>>14322298
cardio 5x per week
lift 3x per week
we are all going to make it

>> No.14323588

>>14322643
This is a criminally underrated post. Just so you know as well carbs feed cancer.

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just one toke, kicks like a mule

>> No.14323618

By being all in on Resistance Dex or another super comfy hold like <<next posters coin here>>

>> No.14323624

>>14323588
Granola is too delicious though.

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>>14323618
Chromia roll

>> No.14323632

>>14322298
take the lead pill

>> No.14323651

>>14323624
Steak if you got money. Tuna and eggs if you're poor/tight. Add in a bit of broccoli if you get constipated. That's literally all you need

>> No.14323653

>>14323588
>human body evolved to subsist on carbohydrates
>some years later...
>cArBs FEed cAnCER

>> No.14323657

>>14323651
nigga forgetting asparagus

>> No.14323679

If you're 130+ IQ look into cognitive metaprogramming

>> No.14323720

Eat sleep lift repeat

>> No.14323804

>>14323653
We also evolved eating one meal every 3 or 4 days, not a 2lb plate of rice/pasta/fries 4 times a day.

>> No.14323808

Get rid of your testicles

>> No.14323830

>>14322365
based and probably serious, no joke pilled.

>> No.14323845

Microdosing 1P-LSD. You can find some on https://www.chem.eu/1p-lsd, paying with Bitcoins. Take like 10 micrograms every three days, go out, read, draw, make music while you're under effect.

>> No.14323877

>>14323494
Ketamine always immediately made my depression go away for a day or so

Really makes you think

>> No.14323898

>>14322689
>see with your eyes, not with your mouth

if you love soup so much why dont you marry soup?

>> No.14323975

>>14322643
Cringe, I’ve been doing keto for YEARS before anyone knew about it and I still want to kill myself all the time. The captain of our football team was the most depressed kid I know besides being fit and eating great (his mom molested him).

You diet fags are cancer, worse than vegans.