This shit enrages me.

[Anonymous No.14314252]

https://nypost.com/2018/11/30/face-transplant-for-man-who-shot-himself-cost-1-5m/

A 24 year old tried to kill himself, but failed and blew off his face. He got the most advanced face transplant in history due to a $1Million DOD grant and insurance.

That money could have gone toward education or medicine for children in developing nations. Instead it goes toward some entitled twat who wanted to end his life but who is such a failure, he failed at killing himself.

This should not be legal. He should either have to choose to live his life with his fucked up face, or have a doctor finish the job he attempted to start and just end it.

We live in a fucking clown world

[Anonymous No.14314282]

Get help freak.


Stories like this make me scared to shoot myself in case I survive

[Anonymous No.14314300]

>>14314252
>don't like current face
>plastic surgery too expensive
>shoot own face, not good enough to kill self but enough to fuck it up completely
>shill face problem
>lol retards rally for my surgery
>get million dollar face for the price of a single bullet
seems like he's a genius level investor

[Anonymous No.14314315]

>>14314282
just shoot yourself again if you're so scared.
or use a fuckin shotgun. No chance you survive that shit.

[Anonymous No.14314328]

I understand your frustration, but the
>That money could have gone toward
kind of logic is nonesense und capitalism. Yes, there's always 500 billion dollars that's sacked into somebodies pocket.

Beer glasses at sports events are produced, printed for 1 sipping and then trashed so that the transport has to be done by someone else. Not the best example buy my point is it's not about efficiency or resources and it's certainly not about fair use of the virtual asset that is fiat.

[Anonymous No.14314332]

>>14314252
>in developing nations
why not our own nation, fuck "developing" niggers

[Anonymous No.14314338]

>>14314252
>That money could have gone toward education or medicine for children in developing nations.
lol

[Anonymous No.14314350]

>>14314315
you're a retard, a lot of people actually survive a shotgun blast to the face. there's a famous case of someone blowing off literally the bottom half of their face and having to pull the trigger to finish the job.

[Anonymous No.14314370]

>>14314252
>most advanced face transplant
i mean doctors gotta learn on someone.

[Anonymous No.14314376]

>>14314252
Well, first, if he had insurance that’s his money. Second, a dod grant just means he was a guinea pig for experimental procedures, gotta fix those fucked up veterans faces when we ship them to fight for Israel you know?

[Anonymous No.14314381]

>>14314252
> "medicine for children in developing nations"
Not only is this immediately a waste of money but actively does long term harm to the world. This face transplant is a waste of money but at least hurts no-one.

[Anonymous No.14314388]

>>14314252
isnt there a risk of his body rejecting the transplant after a few years?

[Anonymous No.14314392]

>>14314252
so go do something about it
go blow his new face off with a shotgun, it would be ironic and funny
honk honk!

[Anonymous No.14314420]

>>14314315
I saw a shotgun survivor on LiveLeak. And I think I would be unconscious from the first failed shot and cops would take me to the hospital.

I think hanging is a safer bet right?

[Anonymous No.14314431]

>>14314252
Jew Detected.
It is only the compassion of the white man which help lift society up like what was done for this poor bastard. Jews like you don't understand these things. Please go back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.14314465]

>>14314282
>>14314315
People are just too dumb to know where to shoot themselves. Aim the gun in your mouth toward the back of your head and not up into your face where your brain and spinal cord isn't.

[Anonymous No.14314498]

>>14314252
holy shit you are pathetic

[Anonymous No.14314502]

>>14314252
>That money could have gone toward education or medicine for children in developing nations

Why? Fuck those worthless savages

[Anonymous No.14314513]

>>14314252
>education or medicine for children in developing nations
stupid retard if '''developing''' countries aint develop in current year it's because their inferior genetic makeup you can't teach a nigger maths

[Anonymous No.14314516]

>>14314252
I support the idea of giving money to niggers because i know they will spend it all on alcohol and crack and die

[Anonymous No.14314548]

>>14314502
Exactly fuck them. Charity money just goes straight to the warlord kings of those countries

[Anonymous No.14314549]

>>14314420
>I think hanging is a safer bet right?

Its a sure thing if you're suspended but there's going to be at least 30 seconds of absolute agony before you pass out. If you do it right with a gun it should be instant.

I remember seeing a video on /b/ of a 12 year old girl hanging herself in the woods. It was pretty brutal, doesn't look like a nice way to go.

[Anonymous No.14314565]

Y'all niggaz posting in a bait thread

[Anonymous No.14314569]

>>14314420
asphyxiation is prob the best bet. Painless, and eventually you will run out of oxygen. It would just take a minute, being left to your own devices.

[Anonymous No.14314570]

>>14314252
>doesnt realize this operation was carefully documented to help with future facial reconstruction procedures that will help advance the technology to help countless of accident victims in the future

>thinks it has anything at all to do with this one individual

>wants to spend the money on drugs & brainwash for children in africa instead


lmao SJW sub 80 IQ go back into hiding please

[Anonymous No.14314615]

>>14314252

>getting this angry over grant money being used to fund an experimental procedure.

have sex you fucking loser

[Anonymous No.14314645]

why do these people keep trying to shoot upward through the chin? get a pistol, put the barrel in your mouth pointed back towards the brainstem, or 2nd choice against the temple

[Anonymous No.14314686]

>>14314282
If you worry about surviving, then you're not really trying to commit suicide. You just want to go through the motions for attention.

[Anonymous No.14314717]

>>14314252
>money for X could've been used for Y
typical poofag communist mentality

[Anonymous No.14314733]

>>14314252
This basically is money towards the medical advance
Niggers shooting each other then getting sewn up with routine surgery isn't

[Anonymous No.14314887]

>>14314431
He also believes the DOD grant should be used to help sick kids in other 3rd world shithole nations.....lol

[Anonymous No.14314896]

>>14314549
How is it brutal don't you lose consciousness?

[Anonymous No.14314914]

>>14314569
By hanging right?

[Anonymous No.14314931]

Guy looks just like LA beast.

[Anonymous No.14314932]

>>14314896
because you most likely just slowly suffocate to death, can take minutes for it to happen

[Anonymous No.14314933]

>>14314686
How does that work lol? I want to stay dead not live as a vegetable for another fifty years.

[Anonymous No.14314936]

>>14314914
no, helium exit bag look it up

[Anonymous No.14314951]

>>14314936
Where can I get the proper pump to do it right

[Anonymous No.14314954]

>>14314252
>children in developing nations
Fuck off with that bait.

[Anonymous No.14314973]

>>14314932
I dunno man you know how some people die from autoerotic asphixiation? I think you get really lightheaded and pass out quick

[Anonymous No.14314977]

>>14314933
Jump off the fucking rooftop or get in front of a bridge. Boom, you're dead. If you want to get pity points on Youtube or messageboards, go scrape your wrists with razor blades or drink bleach then bemoan about your failed suicide attempts.

[Anonymous No.14314981]

>>14314252
>bleeding edge medical science
>waste of money
Ok

[Anonymous No.14314985]

>>14314951
>Where can I get the proper pump to do it right
RTFM

[Anonymous No.14314998]

>>14314977
*front of a train

[Anonymous No.14315003]

>>14314252
They've come a long way with this technology.

[Anonymous No.14315007]

>>14314977
Not really I've seen people survive those too kid. I think I'm gonna go with hanging 30 seconds of supposed agony isn't that long.

Also you're retarded and probably have paranoid schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.14315143]

>>14314896
Having a rope constricting around your neck hurts like fuck and it feels like your eyes are going to pop out of your head. I've tried to hang myself before it wasn't pleasant. I decided if I was ever going to do it i'd blow my brains out instead

[Anonymous No.14315349]

>>14314252
In his defence, he is probably such a brainlet that even if he was aiming for his brain he most likely would've still missed it.

[Anonymous No.14315384]

>>14314252
>That money could have gone toward education or medicine for children in developing nations.
lol kys fag

[Anonymous No.14315420]

>>14314977
literally all of these have shitty fatality rates you retard

[Anonymous No.14315469]

Anyone who tries to kill themselves like that should be left to die. Otherwise they might try again.

[Anonymous No.14315489]

>>14315007
>Not really I've seen people survive those too kid. I think I'm gonna go with hanging 30 seconds of supposed agony isn't that long.

If you think you're invincible, then why don't you do something useful like becoming a superhero instead of wasting your time fantasizing about suicide.

>Also you're retarded and probably have paranoid schizophrenia.
You're projecting, loser. Maybe you should stop having suicidal thoughts. Go act on it instead of pretending.

[Anonymous No.14315536]

>>14315420
Show me some cases where people survive being run over by a train or falling from the top of a skyscraper.

[Anonymous No.14316183]

>>14314252
Money is a scam.
If people truly cared about children in developing nations, money wouldn't be an obstacle.

[Anonymous No.14317008]

>DOD grant

This is for ZOGtroopers who will get their faces blown apart or melted off in Iran.

[Anonymous No.14317314]

if you're gonna rope yourself you need a fall to snap your neck as well. lmao at just strangling yourself for 30 secs to a minute

[Anonymous No.14317433]

>>14315489
I have bad luck. Lots of people survive suicide attempts, kid. And I'm gonna go with the rope. Not everyone that asks for suicide tips on 4chan wants some sort of comfort, retard. You may not be schizophrenic but you do have a low iq

[Anonymous No.14317467]

If anything that was just a research activity, nothing more.

[Anonymous No.14317483]

>>14317314
Wait really, I don't think that's true

In general, there are two ways of performing suicide by hanging: suspension hanging (the suspension of the body at the neck) and drop hanging (a calculated drop designed tobreak the neck).Manual strangulationandsuffocationmay also be considered together with hanging.[15]

To perform a suspension hanging, aropeor other ligature is tied into anoosewhich goes around the neck, aknot(often a running knot, which tightens easily) is formed, and the other end of the rope is tied to a ligature point; the body is then suspended, which tightens the ligature around the neck

[Anonymous No.14317569]

Good. Fuck the children.
Also how is this business?

[Anonymous No.14317578]

>>14314300
high R:R tho

[Anonymous No.14317649]

>>14314252
Fuck them kids, he deserves a face

[Anonymous No.14317696]

>>14314252
The DOD just wants to see if they can use it on their soldiers and used some dickhead to experiment on. They don't care about that kid.

[Anonymous No.14317758]

>>14314252
i'd put my entire networth up in a bet that this fucking faggot kills himself within the next fucking 20 years.
current networth 16 million US

[Anonymous No.14318682]

>>14317758
>having 16 mil networth and still posting on /biz/

Big oof, I would imagine myself doing other, more rewarding things if I had that kind of money. Truth is I probably would be shitposting here as well. Luckily you're lying and I will never attain such wealth so this is all hypothetical in nature.

[Anonymous No.14318757]

>>14314315
>No chance you survive that shit

[Anonymous No.14319446]

>>14314252
>education or medicine for children in developing nations

[Anonymous No.14319500]

>>14315536
there was a woman who jumped out of a plane and survived. its not common tho

[Anonymous No.14319501]

Isn't the best way to kys to place your neck on the railroad tracks whilst listening to your favourite music?

And just let the train come and decapitate you.

That sounds like the easiest way to kys

[Anonymous No.14319709]

People can survive gunshot wombs now to the face and get money to save them from looking ugly?
Wow now we live in an immortal clown world full of immortal idiots that I can't escape from.

[Anonymous No.14319739]

>>14314252
BUSINESS
AND
FINANCE
KYS

[Anonymous No.14320045]

>>14314252
>That money could have gone toward education or medicine for children in developing nations
HA HA HA
go fuck yourself, niggerlover

[Anonymous No.14320166]

>>14314315

The only surefire way to exit painlessly is to overdose on opiates and achieve respiratory failure.

[Anonymous No.14320210]

>>14314932
>because you most likely just slowly suffocate to death, can take minutes for it to happen
no dip shit. There are three ways to die from hanging

Smart way: The ligature goes around your neck such that it cuts off blood flow to your brain. It's quick, ~10 seconds and slight euphoria until you pass out and then eventually die

Smart way 2: Jumping off something high where the ligature snaps your neck or decapitates you. Near painless and near instant

Dump way: Hanging yourself in a way in which the ligature suffocates you. Can take 5 or more minutes and is extremely painful

[Anonymous No.14320239]

>>14314252
>That money could have gone toward education
It did. This was a fun science experiment for doctors to mess around with face transplants. A million dollars is nothing and it went towards developing medical science. They didn't give him this surgery because they felt sorry for him. He just happened to be a candidate.

[Anonymous No.14320270]

>>14314300
But he looks uglier

[Anonymous No.14320291]

>>14314252
Lol why do you wanted it to go toward education for developing nation When we have poor people in developed countries?

[Anonymous No.14320292]

Better millions of dollars go towards fixing a guys face than to hordes of starving africans

He still looks JUST'd and will probably drink himself to death in 10 years anyhow

[Anonymous No.14320298]

>>14314252

HAVE SEX

[Anonymous No.14320313]

Did you ever stop to think that it wasn't altruistic and that the DOD are interested advancing medical techniques but there is a low supply of people with their faces blown off? This isnt a charity case, and he isnt the only one that attempted suicide and got this deal.

[Anonymous No.14320329]

>>14314465
Lol
If he had a half a brain he wouldn’t try to kill himself
At least not with a fucking gun

[Anonymous No.14320368]

>>14319501
Easiest way: carom monoxide poisoning.

[Anonymous No.14320371]

>>14314252
at what point did he decide he no longer wants to kys? he fucked up his face he should want to die even more now. this truly is clown world
>1million in tax dollars for this shit
*spits*

[Anonymous No.14320374]

>>14320313
I guess what they say about women hitting the wall at 30 is really true

[Anonymous No.14320384]

probably the darkest /biz/ thread I've ever seen..

[Anonymous No.14320574]

Retards ITT. Shooting yourself in the head is one of the best ways to commit suicide. If you don't know how to shoot your brain or brainstem, you deserve to survive and suffer. I can tell there are eurofags in this thread that don't understand how powerful a gun is. It is definitely impossible to survive a 12 gauge shotgun slug to the head, and even a .22 magnum will do the job.

[Anonymous No.14320642]

>>14319500
Peggy Hill isn't a real person.

[Anonymous No.14320697]

>>14314392
Time to watch Eastern ballet.

[Anonymous No.14320712]

>>14314252
>That money could have gone toward education or medicine for children in developing nations
>in developing nations
I was almost on your side until you became a retard. You're not mad that it was used to save only one life, you're mad that white funds weren't used solely on brown people. That's so disgusting that I don't even consider you human.

[Anonymous No.14320809]

>>14314252

seriously, and unironically,

HAVE SEX

[Anonymous No.14320832]

>>14317433
Fuck you and your pathetic excuses, you worthless trash. You think you're smart, but you're too stupid to figure out how to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.14320834]

>>14314328
Communist are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.14320950]

>>14320832
Smarter than you, retardbro.

[Anonymous No.14321067]

>>14320950
Nah, you're stupid. Your childish name calling won't change the fact that you're stupid. On top of that, you don't have any balls. You just entertain the notion of suicide but are afraid actually moving forward with it. You're stumped at a very simple problem that that ancient people have already figured out. First World problems, man. Pathetic.