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[Anonymous No.14304418]

Legend has it if you travel east to japan you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of tokyo. if you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the cost that cant be found on any map. The island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at the island the first thing you see is a swimming pool which is never open. Just beyond that pool you will find a town that ia filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask that cat how to get to mexico it will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire but you can never go back. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in the front of your house. You will hear a knock at your door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens of you answer that door.

[Anonymous No.14304423]

>>14304418
Think about it, why would a blue cube be worth this much? Why has it always maintained its value since 2017?

Well, what if I told you aliens need CHAINLINK to survive. Yes it is useless for us humans, it is just a cube, but for aliens they need it in massive quantities because some substance/energy in it is crucial for their survival just like food and money is for us.

Get enlightened my simple minded mundane friends.

Bitcoin, link, eth will never fail. For an omnipotent ai super computer to be present, it needs to eliminate its only weakness first, which is a centralized point of failure. Remove this centralized source of power, and push for decentralization as well as backup decentralization plans in place and you can literally never shut him down or hack it to be within your control. Once blockchain is the backbone of the current digital world, things will change for the worse for the lower and non existent middle class.

The government has been priming you for this reveal decades ago, all the movies/dramas now involve some kind of extraterrestrial being or people with superpowers, we have been primed so much to the point that when they do reveal their existence as our overlords and dependency on our chi, creativity and chainlink, we will not even be surprised or scared anymore because it has become pretty normal actually especially for generation z.

This will happen, and you might as well profit from it by going all in the foundational pillars of blockchain and enjoy that wealth for hopefully some long years before we can’t.

[Anonymous No.14304460]

>ask for a child
>party van
Really makes you think

[Anonymous No.14304569]

>>14304418
Woah

[Anonymous No.14304590]

>>14304418
This was a poorly written reference to "old" memes from like 10 years ago.
"The pool is always closed" was a dead fucking giveaway. Terrible bait OP.

[Anonymous No.14304605]

>>14304418
fuck that island ill take my 500k and fuck off thank you

[Anonymous No.14304715]

>>14304605
What if its real?

[Anonymous No.14305035]

>>14304590
I, for one, enjoyed OP's post.

[Anonymous No.14305695]

curiosity killed the cat

[Anonymous No.14305752]

>>14304418

[Anonymous No.14305767]

>>14305752
what part of not on the map don't you understand

[Anonymous No.14305781]

>>14304418
classic pasta

[Anonymous No.14305784]

>>14304418
BTW I am the old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo, send me 500K in the crypto of your choice so I can take you to the island.

[Anonymous No.14305787]

>>14304590
newfag this is the true pasta

[Anonymous No.14305796]

>>14304418
how can you ask the cat for a young child without a face?

[Anonymous No.14305811]

I'm getting classic 4chins vibes. Great post op

[Anonymous No.14305901]

this is good for chain link

[Anonymous No.14306175]

This is a green signal, buy now