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Why do we shake hands?

>> No.14300396
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>>14300379
Its not polite for us to shake penises.

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>>14300379
>we

>> No.14300398

>>14300379
to wipe off the dookie

>> No.14300400
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Just some old tradition boomers think is a good idea. Once they're gone we will probably stop and switch to head nods.

>> No.14300406

>>14300379
because it's the only way to see if the person is alpha or beta, among other physical tells that read more into internal properties. It's like reading someone while fighting, playing poker, etc. It's the most neutered form of combat.

>> No.14300421

>Have to shake a hand at work
>Rush to the bathroom afterwards and scrub my hand

I have no idea where that fucker has been why do I need to touch him

>> No.14300429

>>14300379
cuz psycholgical schientific shtudies have shown that blah blah something something trust blah blah brain

>> No.14300434

Shaking hands was a jewish invention to spread germs among whites and edited history to craft the narrative of trust

Touching open hands is one of the filthiest disease spreading acts possible with another person aside from unprotected sex or licking their orifices. jewish tricks have made it a societal expectation through history. Demand a cultural shift towards fist bumps or salutes.

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>>14300406
I don't really like playing those games. Who cares? Call me an omega or some shit.

>> No.14300442

>2019
>still using terms alpha beta
>cave warm, ooga happy

>> No.14300444

It started back in medeval Europe, when knights did that to confirm both parties didn’t have daggers hidden up their sleeves.

Saluting in the military started in a similar fashion, knights would lift their visor on their helmet to show their faces.

>> No.14300447

to show that you're not holding a knife in your hand, which is also why left-handoids were distrusted

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>>14300444
This is the actual answer, also nice digits.

>> No.14300473

>>14300444
More about keeping your sword sheathed.

>> No.14300474

How does it feel knowing everytime you shake someone else's hand, that they probably didn't wash it after going to the bathroom, picking their nose etc. and are wiping their shit on you?

>> No.14300509

>>14300400
crack addicts are gonna love you

>> No.14300528

>>14300444
see
>>14300434

>> No.14300533

>>14300474
doesn't matter
>has immune system

>> No.14300561

>>14300444
Based and feudalpilled

>> No.14300565

>>14300396
I wish we did

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>>14300400
Are you retarded boss? Shaking hands has starting from early dark ages. Usualy people were carrying a knife or a sword to them and killings were pretty random sometimes.

A sign that you come as a friend, was showing to other that you nothing to.hide (blade or something) and you show him your empty hand. He aknowledges, and also shows his that is empty and then you shake them.

How ignorant to put this on boomers. You must be american.

>> No.14300669

>>14300444
I swear I heard the same thing virtually verbatim from that movie about that pig-bat disease, the one with Laurence Fishburne, Jude Law and Kate Winslet. Damn it. Can't remember the name though.

>> No.14300701

>>14300474

horny

>> No.14301783

>>14300603
>early dark ages
and if you bought into the dark ages meme you must be from one of those irrelevant backwater countries, likely of strong Jesuit or protestant influence