/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.14299127]

June 22 1633 – The Holy Office in Rome forces Galileo Galilei to recant his view that the Sun, not the Earth, is the center of the Universe in the form he presented it in, after heated controversy.

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for the heliocentric:
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Last time on 'Suck My Genitals':
>>14279178

[Anonymous No.14299153]

[Anonymous No.14299202]

Uhh whoops missed the new thread. Repostan as a PSA
>>14298852
>>14298699
I stayed up til 5AM working on my secret project and just woke up lol. Movie night is at 9:00pm MTN (Chad) time, 11:00pm EST as always. Tonight's feature is Pokémon 3: The Movie: Entei – Spell of the Unown (2000), with the possibility of a double feature since it's only an hour long.

[Anonymous No.14299227]

>>14299127
Threadly reminder that there is an IRC channel for real-time "expert" SMG chat - join #/smg/ on Rizon

[Anonymous No.14299229]

>>14299153
monster energy? *sip*

[Anonymous No.14299241]

Just put 1800 quid into a Vanguard 80 account lads

[Anonymous No.14299242]

>>14299127
Oh shit June 22, 1942 was also the start of Operation Barbarossa, I should have put that in the OP as well

>>14299202
I haven't seen any pokemon movie after 2000 (which was the second one I think?)

>>14299229
it's that one jap beer, you can tell by the logo

[Anonymous No.14299248]

>>14299127
>not space market general or even sun market general
Anon turned to face OP, and said to him coldly, “get out.”

[Anonymous No.14299275]

>>14299248
It could have been soviet massacre general too b/c Barabarossa but I NEVER change the title as a rule

I put the true /smg/ meaning, 'suck my genitals' in the bottom just for the complainers.

[Anonymous No.14299295]

>>14299242
I haven't seen any of them since Pokemon 5, years and years ago. I remember seeing this one in theaters when I was 4 years old, can't remember the plot just that I found it very melancholic and profound. I wonder if it holds up almost 20 years later?

[Anonymous No.14299301]

HODL

[Anonymous No.14299366]

>>14299275
>not even an anime girl
With a tone indicating finality, anon spoke to OP again. “You know what you did wrong.” And OP knew the conversation was over.

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14299715]

Going to see Toy Story 4 tomorrow, gonna buy a $10 drink, long $KDP

[Anonymous No.14299998]

AMDCHADS RISE UP

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14300018]

>>14299715
Nah these tariffs are going to increase the cost of polypropylene plastic pellets and price k-cups out of being cost effective and places are going to go back to offering a community pot of coffee that's been there since since yesterday.

[Anonymous No.14300056]

>>14299998
I wish they paid their debts already so I could earn.

[Anonymous No.14300458]

>>14299049
It means tracked with the soiboi index coefficient. I.e. pegged (no pun intended) to the value of the national cuckporn database in the library of Congress, adjusted for inflation.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14300488]

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14300520]

>>14300488
might lose my chance to get in early on MRKR if the data coming soon is good

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.14300635]

>>14300488
>>14300520
don't fomo into it now and then get mad at me for mentioning it if the data isn't good or if there's a near term pullback btw

[Anonymous No.14300685]

>>14299301
HODL? HODL.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14300828]

You know what the future is? The future is people dying and war with Iran and China. If you don't see this and are busy wondering why your "I can't believe it's not meat" burger sucks remember this. Entropy is the nature of the universe, and base hits are the key to scoring runs.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14300947]

>>14299202
Can you convert niggerville time to EDT? I really don't know why our movie night has to come from Africa, and why we're playing movies for children that were made almost 20 years ago.

[Anonymous No.14301003]

>>14300828
Should I trade commodities for the eventual spike in price when war happens?

[Anonymous No.14301017]

>>14300828
> and base hits are the key to scoring runs.

you know the only reason base hits are needed is because the 'authorities' won't let the players take any of the really good steroids anymore.

for a very beautiful and very real couple of seasons, base hits were something of the past. Baseball was firing on all cylinders, and to be honest, so was America.

The 9/11 attacks, unchecked immigration, and the general pussification of the American male can all be tied back to the day that we were told that there was such a thing as 'too strong to play baseball'. When the proto-boomers decided that the record books were more important than the future, instead of letting grown men take perfectly safe steroids to get stronger and live larger than any man had ever lived before.

the true future of this great country, and of this world, was alive and well at the end of 1998. In a beautiful ballpark, the perfectly round iteration of Bush stadium, in a city that was beautiful and clean.
that strong, un-apologetically superior future was closed off by people who were afraid of chemicals and strength. The fags, female 'leaders', and fake burgers that followed were inevitable when America decided that REAL meat was too spicy for their palate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKLtY2tgQqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hLlX6AM_Qs

[Anonymous No.14301100]

>>14300828
How do I short humanity?

[Anonymous No.14301114]

FACT: Barry Bonds should have been a first ballot hall of famer and he's a top 10 all time player.

[Anonymous No.14301166]

>>14299127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm0zybSqSvM

Can we add Tesla to the stacy portfolio now /biz/?

[Anonymous No.14301684]

>>14301017
and that 'race for the record' is a fantastically made little documentary. really a perfect slice of the great feeling of baseball and American life in the late 90's. We were smiling and cheering all summer, we though that those days would last forever.

If anyone here is some zoomer that was too young to experience it, do yourself a favor and watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hLlX6AM_Qs

that kind of late 90's magic, the exuberance and love everyone was feeling. It was like the whole world was high.
really explains how the tech bubble happened, I mean there were a solid ~4 years leading up to that where everyone felt invincible. no one wanted to sell, no one wanted to say that something couldn't be done.
these guys were out here hitting home runs to the upper decks, 500+ feet every night, so what's a 500 P/E ratio?

[Anonymous No.14301829]

Bowl more

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14302147]

>>14301017
>>14301684
can we pretend that the strike shortened season wasn't just a cop out by the big wigs that didn't want to see canada win a world series? Also the pitchers were all juicing too. I'm saying the difference between a solo shot and a 3 run shot is base runners. and it's better to score 3 runs than one. I wish they could blow lines on the bench like I have in the stadium box seats personal bathroom. at the old yankee's stadium, but listen, baseball is fucking loved in the islands and middle american smaller countries, and it is the american sport... I mean it's a great game... I would like umpire and just judge the sport for anybody who wants a god damn unbiased judge.

[Anonymous No.14302169]

is it true you cant even trade stocks on weekends and at night? do you like this or do you trade crypto during this time?

[Anonymous No.14302202]

All in TQQQ, long term.

[Anonymous No.14302237]

>>14302169
Crypto, sports betting and furious masturbation get me through.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14302250]

>>14301684
fuck race for the record... you know what sucks? the corked bats? the fucking cheating beyond just juicing but breaking already made laws to the game? what ever... lets talk real records? how about Cal Ripken Jr. Do you think anybody will break his record? Here's a guy that never skipped a day of work.... He played along side Palmero the guy who was on the list of juicers and was in a viagara commercial because he couldn't preform in bed.... I'm happy for your blues, but damn don't try me and my Yankees again boy. Your team lets guys like Albert Puljos walk instead of letting him lead a club...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14302313]

furthermore, fuck cardinals in general.. i hope they fucking get to see so many injuries iin arizona that they have a season like the giants did... 2 wins all year.

[Anonymous No.14302443]

>>14301829
Do they run their own DRiP, or does my broker do the buying?

As far as I can tell, if it’s done through the company, it is bought at an average share price (over the previous quarter?)

Otherwise, I think it would function as something like a market buy, right?

[Anonymous No.14302479]

>>14302250
>>14302313
No one has ever had a bad thing to say about Ripken Jr., and no one ever will.
I mean you're a Yankees fan, so there isn't really much more to say that you'll be able to understand

The difference between the Cardinals and the Yankees is soul vs. soulless.
New York hasn't really come alive for baseball in a century, even when you're winning everyone is too cool, too self-important to care. And when you're losing, any losing New York sports team, that's when the 'fans' show their true colors.

None of the fancy expensive baseball teams New York put together in the last couple decades could give the feeling of a Baseball summer in St Louis (or any other true baseball town, for that matter). Don't care how much you spend, don't care what you claim about a little cork in the batty.
If you weren't eating Big Macs, downing Budweiser (bud heavy NOT light fuck off), and pumping tech stock valuations to bitcoin numbers in St Louis in those late 90's summers you weren't alive.

Just watch a couple minutes of that documentary if you want to see a little glimpse what true baseball is like. Never seen more smiling people in an hour. We rode that high all the way through the Greatest Show on Turf, the Martz-Warner years.

[Anonymous No.14302536]

>>14302479
>>14302313
>>14302250
>>14302147
>>14301684
was the 1990's peak MLB?

>yes, yes it was

[Anonymous No.14302595]

>>14302536
The 90's were peak America >>14301017

No fear, no worrying about hurting people's feeling or the economy or the middle east. No one's sons were gay or pretending to be girls, there was no autism, everyone was just out playing and watching sports.

All the TV shows on were super family friendly and cheerful compared to today. All our American brands and big companies were strong, every single one.

Tech companies were coming online in a way that made people think anything was possible. Americans were achieving physical and technological things that no one had ever done before. Our spirits were pure, we were strong, and we were all just along for each crazy wave hitting us on that high.

[Anonymous No.14302610]

Movie night movie night! Get in here!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14302619]

>>14302479
Nah I have a soul, you're just a loser's bitch and wish about what could have been... mean while we make the record books what they are. Winners define history, maybe you can understand what it's like for this new ball club we have in the bronx this year... The depth of this line up to have lost so many players to injury but still be in first place? our manager is one of the most laidback attitudes, but astute in his baseball mind... granted you could be retarded and still preform well with the talent at his disposal... but in the business of giving guys time off for personal stuff and keeping the team together in an era where the majority of the team might not have english as a first languag?!? I'd say between all the staff and efforts the Yankees have done... They've got to be favorites to win the series... Their best two hitters on the disabled list for 3 months? Still in first place? If this team gets 1 starting pitcher before the trade deadline, well the whole league likes to hate the Yankees... I'm just saying... I watch the Yankees play everybody, I get to see everybody play the yankees... I don't watch fucking cardinals and pirates... I watch Yankees vs X.. Been to quite a few stadiums I usually time my business trips around the schedule so if I can I watch games in foreign parks. I love my team and will never change. Baseball will change and it will move into a more pussified sport... Sliding hard will be the fault of a base runner and outs will be easier to find on the base paths while home runs become more encouraged as we build smaller parks to play the game in.

[Anonymous No.14302648]

>>14302443
never used Drip because its a swindle, but I hope its market buy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14302680]

>>14302536
yeah they had a players union strike https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994–95_Major_League_Baseball_strike uhh who cares we got this stud SS in 1996 shit was so cash! Derek Fucking Jeter.

[Anonymous No.14303039]

When the third pokemon movie came out in 2000, the St. Louis Rams were Super Bowl champions.
They had just won Super Bowl XXXIV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bflL0XATHAw

The Nasdaq Index was at 4000. Within 8 months it would be under 2000.

[Anonymous No.14303062]

Damn, stocks really are for boomers and this thread shows it.

[Anonymous No.14303087]

>>14301684
Also obligatory viewing.

https://youtu.be/GLwc4k2DvM8

[Anonymous No.14303130]

>>14303087
based, one of the greatest episodes of all time

i still occasionally sing the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAJHDiO8Fr0

[Anonymous No.14303149]

>>14303087
S3/S4 great simpsons. S5 good too

[Anonymous No.14303171]

>>14302169
>is it true you cant even trade stocks on weekends and at night? do you like this or do you trade crypto during this time?

If you really want to be trading all the time, there are additional options. Forex trading is open nearly 24/7. It's not quite true 24/7 like crypto but close enough.

After a number of years you start to welcome the break. However, I do think standard market hours are too short.

[Anonymous No.14303348]

pokemoms

[Anonymous No.14303385]

>>14303130
Smdh, Jason...

[Anonymous No.14303407]

>>14303385
holy fuck i had no idea, i just googled the song (lawls)

i am not jason, so dont use that fucktards link

[Anonymous No.14303489]

>>14303407
Isn’t even the first time this happened... happened last time you posted a simpsons link too... very suspicious behavior...

[Anonymous No.14303519]

>>14303489
neat im being gaslighted!

why would you even open youtube video in youtube instead of a tiny embeded?

also, who in the fuck reads youtube comments?

[Anonymous No.14303688]

that's not even what gaslighting means

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14303735]

>>14303688
Checked. I feel like people misuse that term all the time.

[Anonymous No.14303754]

>>14299998
What are AMDchads expecting on monday?

[Anonymous No.14303790]

Hey guys what if there was a stock that was valued at .10 and you on a whim bought like $1000 of it and like you watched it grow from like .10 to $100 a share in a few years haha what would you do?

[Anonymous No.14303801]

>>14303790
haha that would be crazy haha what stock are you talking about


you know you have like 50 other threads to post about shitcoins right

[Anonymous No.14303809]

>>14303790
I too fantasize just waking up in piles of money but understand the absurdity of it

[Yesterday's OP Anon No.14303850]

>>14303790
Eat breakfast

[Anonymous No.14304274]

>>14303790
what do you mean if?
>sell for profit, use the cash to do it all over again tomorrow

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.14304280]

>>14303348
Do you have any Goodra pics?

[Anonymous No.14304317]

>>14304280
vp is that way...
>>>/vp/

[Anonymous No.14304414]

>>14304317
>ID: Kfc

[Anonymous No.14304447]

>>14304414

[Anonymous No.14304488]

>>14304414
>>14304447

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14304599]

I confessed to bible bro... I'm still a jew, but I'm going to church tomorrow so that what ever. Also niggers make me sick. You all make me sick and I hate you all equally, except RKG and LCI guy... You both deserve a separate hatred. LCI guy you for being able to lift a ton, but unable to label it properly, and dumb cunt.... I hope you're not dead.

[Anonymous No.14304660]

>>14304599
You’re not a Jew. We’ll never let a degenerate like you in our club.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14304693]

>>14303519
is this image gay? or fucking massive faggotry?

Is this literally what we need? a GUY WHO SAVES FUCKIING BI-GALACTIC PORN TO BIITCH ABOUT COMMENTS?

Stop being so fucking negative... I hope dicks stay strait and ladies... I still hope dicks stay strait.. stop being fucking gay niggers and faggots.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14304705]

>>14304693
I hope you all understand nigger only means ignorant one.. niggers meant multiple ignorant people... only niggers get offended by this shit.

[Anonymous No.14304741]

Just saw advertisement for a "blockchain commodity trading platform" called Komgo on Bloomberg ... What do you guys think about it?

[Anonymous No.14304986]

>>14304705
The majority of niggers on the planet aren't black, they mostly work for the federal government

[Anonymous No.14304993]

>>14304741
What's the gimmick?

[Anonymous No.14305081]

>>14304993
Cut unnecessary paperwork in commodity trade and backed by sone large companies and banks in the field

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14305230]

>>14304986
wyy sus our government so ignorant regarding values that acually matter..

Have this our man Herman Cain treated like a puppet.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IORfRbJHFVM

I can list on and on, but liibrals and biting winters have left me bare.

[Anonymous No.14305261]

>News: CBD bad for liver
Cannabis stock dropping soon?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14305326]

>>14305230
herman cain is a neologist. and just me trying to spell those words for you makes me feel bad since how encoumbering life must be... what i love about life iis fuck, and knowing i love future generations maybe you hate fuck, but i posted shit fuck jon kike lover from new york.

I was raised Catholic... I will look at other's believes and make no judgements against them because I have lost the sanctitv and as my eye's burn from this led moiter... every single one of you alive owes you life to a mother. and foor that i say.

This is foor everybody who made me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XSVs0mlZSY

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14305381]

I'D VOTE FOR CAIN OVER PETE BUTT FUCKER OR NIGGER CUNT FROM CALIFORNIA OR EVEN ELIZABETH WARREN.

trump 2020 he officially announced he's running vs the conglomarate of them.... im a regestered democrat and im a trump democrat.

have this song... im waiting for 4 am and getting up in time to wake my moms ass up and bring her to a church...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUSELxFok

[Anonymous No.14305595]

>>14305230
Kek. Really glad you guys played this (I assume) after I posted it. Sorry I couldn’t stick around to see it, but I wasn’t even watching and your love of nazis and ayyliens was disappointing.

But Herman Cain was absolutely not /our guy/

>>14305326
>herman cain is a neologist
Hmmm
>neologist noun
>ne·ol·o·gist | \ nēˈäləjə̇st\
>plural -s
>Definition of neologist
>: a proponent of a new doctrine : an advocate of neology
9-9-9 was sort of a new doctrine I guess?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14305801]

this goes out to everybody I care about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qSW96a2aKY

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14305844]

i once made decisions i regreted... but not so much anymore because love is a drug better than anything i've ever had.

[Anonymous No.14305909]

>>14305261

link? That might throw a wrench in the CWEB run. Thankfully I only have one small position in a dude weed right now, and that one is a on a tight stop (CURA). Just entered that on Friday looking at a retest of resistance, at which point I'll probably just take full profit and not even bother letting half ride on a trailing stop.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14305927]

>>14305909
dude they were on medicare already and drinking oils going to die already this isn't something we didn't see coming the problem will be from our army of lawyers class actioning this shit

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14305952]

medicare is a death sentance, people are dropping like fleas beacause of trumps health care plan... this should not be happening.... i hope trump encourages me to never drink alcohol again and make my own body great again,,,, fucking people die every day, fuck it have fun do what you want, but don't fucking stop breathing.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14305986]

nigger lover's lose the world.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14306003]

marijuanna is a suit of armour so the leftists can act as if they are on the front line fighting for freedom, mean while they want to control your health and decisions.... I hope you love what you have...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14306019]

I told bible bro I wouldn't tell anything he said to me, but I told him I would go to church, and i dunnoo if i asked him to build a church, or disclose he location or anything, but the sun is coming up and shit... im only half heeb, kike, jew... what ever you like to call me.. it breaks my heart.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14306031]

where's that faggot that gives me a KYS you every fucking day... probably having gay sex

[Anonymous No.14306044]

>>14305909
>link
https://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeadams/2019/06/18/marijuana-study-finds-cbd-can-cause-liver-damage/#23fe69743ffa

[Anonymous No.14306092]

>>14306044
Interesting. Thank you. I'll be watching GW Pharma's chart on Monday to see what kind of reaction there is, if any. I guess they already put a warning label on the box about it for Epidiolex.

[Anonymous No.14306594]

/smg/ - sunday morning general

pg 8 survival ~ ~

[Anonymous No.14306700]

>>14306594
And it is now June 23:

1917 – In a game against the Washington Senators, Boston Red Sox pitcher Ernie Shore retires 26 batters in a row after replacing Babe Ruth, who had been ejected for punching the umpire.
1940 – Adolf Hitler goes on a three-hour tour of the architecture of Paris with architect Albert Speer and sculptor Arno Breker in his only visit to the city.
1947 – The United States Senate follows the United States House of Representatives in overriding U.S. President Harry S. Truman's veto of the Taft–Hartley Act.
1960 – The United States Food and Drug Administration declares Enovid to be the first officially approved combined oral contraceptive pill in the world. (Ed.: fuck oral contraceptive pills, they should all be banned)
1969 – IBM announces that effective January 1970 it will price its software and services separately from hardware thus creating the modern software industry.
1972 – Watergate scandal: U.S. President Richard M. Nixon and White House Chief of Staff H. R. Haldeman are taped talking about using the Central Intelligence Agency to obstruct the Federal Bureau of Investigation's investigation into the Watergate break-ins.
1991 – Sonic the Hedgehog is released to American audiences, then to PAL and Japanese audiences a month later, kickstarting the successful Sonic franchise.
1996 – The Nintendo 64 home video game console is first released in Japan, with Nintendo ultimately selling 32.93 million units worldwide.
2016 – The United Kingdom votes in a referendum to leave the European Union, by 52% to 48%.

[Anonymous No.14306993]

>>14306700
>2016 – The United Kingdom votes in a referendum to leave the European Union, by 52% to 48%.
good times, /rhg/ was grand that day

[Anonymous No.14307010]

pika pee >_<

[Anonymous No.14307145]

>>14299715
Me watched ts4
It make cry
Forky a poop though

[Anonymous No.14307327]

Retarded Robinfags™

[Anonymous No.14307338]

>>14307327
That's Oragenics btw (lol @ biotech meme stocks)

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.14307688]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14307748]

I just walked out of a church... I only went because I talked to bible bro.. I was reminded why I'm not a Christian and a practicer of a religious organization... The fucking priest cantor or what ever basically like gave his blessings to new priests and like tried to convince people that some guy named Jesus fed 5000 people with like baskets of more food left over from like nothing.... The worst part was he was about to try to convince me all sins can be forgiven if I accept shit, but gave me an opportunity to leave so I kinda left before he did the ritual that makes these fucking people keep showing up on Sundays... How the fuck do they keep getting away with it???? Like didn't Marin Luther the King rape tons of women before he was shot? Still worshipped amongst his community for his fellowshipness of being a dead niigger....

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14307769]

jesus wasn't god, and joseph was a cuck.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308067]

wait... what if im wrong again and jesus was god.... and joseph knew he was doing the right thing the whole fucking time.. and just by being a cuck he got to be the protector of god's only child.....

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308087]

>>14308067
god's only mother too.. i mean mary is the mother of god too so he's protecting the mother of god and god and is also a cuckhold...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308173]

i figured it out... the fucking aliens impregnated mary and we killed the kid before his nuts could spread his ancient alien DNA to the world.... so we just get to repent and hate the kikes that wanted to continue control over markets and create strife like hunger and systematic strife regarding unions and labor disputes.

[Anonymous No.14308186]

>>14308173
Baggie you must be on that good shit

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308188]

also labor disputes and unions are really good because it allows opportunity for fair stake in what was god given by jesus and martin luther the king!

[Anonymous No.14308238]

>>14308173
The New Testament : The Old Testament

Sacrifice on the Cross : Sin of Adam and Eve

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308261]

>>14308186
yeah martin luther the king made a christian revolt and was a german, he was reincarnated a few times... once as adolf hitler trying to rid the land most coveted of the jews, and then again as a black man leading us all to the moutain top... he also turned his back on the pope in the 13th centurary so he could get jiggy with it and is currently living as Will Smith in MIAMI!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4

[Anonymous No.14308278]

>>14308261
Based and Jiggypilled

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308326]

>>14308238
nope will smith is currently the only son of god, and is a reincarnation of george washington...

[Anonymous No.14308351]

>>14308326
So that means Men in Black is actually a documentary?

[Anonymous No.14308360]

Capitalism exploits workers.

Thought Slime video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_Ew0c4T9g

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308371]

>>14308351
no men in black was fake news, independence day was a documentary...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308385]

>>14308351
sorry i said go home

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308405]

>>14308385
wait did he say go home or shalom?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308432]

>>14308360
I hate osha... maybe we need to stop listening to this guy... I love Tim Horton's and hockey, and fucking the iced cap shit is great.... an ex-barista hates his job.... he doesn't like doing his job, fire him.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308456]

I have so much tim horton's stuff... My great uncle's kid married his daughter so I get tons of this stuff like mugs and thurmases and it's great being able to speak in french with them and it's great. I love tim horton's it's probably one of the only canadian things i'll vouche for.

[Anonymous No.14308464]

Open up the market already I want my gains

[Anonymous No.14308515]

>>14308456
How about poutine?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308519]

actually there are some things I will vouche for from canada... they have the prince edward island's and new foundland and new brunswick and nova scotia... quebec isn't even that bad... you just have to embrace french and it's like if you've ever had to deal with haitii or like that fucking half oof the island of the dominican republic you'd know what i'm saying... anyway this asshole should suck a cock....

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308543]

>>14308515
i had a spicy poutine with fucking bacon and shit was amazing...

[Anonymous No.14308559]

>>14308543
Sounds delicious

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.14308575]

>>14308515
btw im a floppy bacon kind of guy, i loved it all alder smoked thick cut, good shit...

[Anonymous No.14308739]

Imagine trading a market that's only open 6 hours a day, 5 days a week. What kind of boomer shit is that?

[Anonymous No.14309058]

>>14308739
Some people have lives and families, anon

[Anonymous No.14309153]

My prediction for the week:
>Market pumps on Trump trade war tweet leading up to G20
>China releases a contrarian statement over the weekend, market dumps on Monday

[Anonymous No.14309276]

>>14308360
Fuck off commiekike