/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.14282633]

>A reality tv star is president and shitposts on twitter about his military decisions
>Magic internet money invented by a dude hiding behind a fake name is poised to take over as global currency
>Tfw you realize the world is a dystopian sci-fi movie

[Anonymous No.14282661]

>>14282633
BEST timeline this is not debatable

[Anonymous No.14282682]

>a json parser will reach $1000 soon
Yep, clown world

[Anonymous No.14282686]

>>14282633
Just force your trap gf and cis gf into diapers and make them have playdates, anon.

[Anonymous No.14282693]

>post on site manufactured by intelligence agencies in their initiative for cultural creation and control

[Anonymous No.14282707]

That’s a pretty sartrean take on it. Anybody could have seen this coming, media pundits have been predicting a future like this since the early 60’s

[Anonymous No.14282749]

Magic money invented by a crazy autistic Australian with homosexual tendencies which will pull the greatest bait and switch of the 21st century on the normans

[Anonymous No.14282779]

>>14282749
Fuck off with your BSV play dough, in this timeline BTC is king.

[Anonymous No.14282781]

>>14282682
Jason Parser and the Climb to $1,000

[Anonymous No.14282793]

With /pol/ memeing trump and /biz/ memeing link, I’m starting to think each board holds a terrible secret that is in the process of manifesting into reality.

[Anonymous No.14282853]

>following the lord emperor to hell and back, then follow him into a secret room filled with green screens slowly realizing your life is a lie

[Anonymous No.14282874]

>>14282693
Based

[Anonymous No.14282879]

>>14282633
BTC will never be worth too much because it has too little decimals
1 sat is way, way too big of a unit

[Anonymous No.14282906]

>>14282779
Oh fuck off? I see how it is. I was trying to help my biz bros but I’ll just leave you to it then. GL

[Anonymous No.14282915]

> thinking meme culture is largely organic when they actuallly are the product of government intelligence funded research

[Anonymous No.14282931]

>>14282633
you forgot creating a fake lavish lifestyles by taking pictures for others to envy is a real career now too. as well as 6/10 girls that have a webcam can have a high 5 figure/low figure career guaranteed

[Anonymous No.14282964]

>Think Nazis are the saviors of mankind when NASA was the product of Nazi integration in the west due to Project Paperclip, effectively creating the most successful propaganda initiative mankind has witnessed.

[Anonymous No.14283039]

>Become a NeoNaxo because you were triggered by the libtards and SJWs without realizing your both the product of cultural creation through social engineering, controlled and manufactured by the same hand

[Anonymous No.14283097]

>believes his beliefs, ideals and values are of his own and can’t be instantly swayed by formulated media campaigns overnight.

>thinks his vote counts for something and America is going to be made great again

[Anonymous No.14283146]

>dies in the third world war as a mind controlled citizen from birth without giving his life to Jesus Christ thought his redpills would save him

[Anonymous No.14283226]

>not buying the Illuminati card game that released in 1995 for $500 dollars

https://www.amazon.com/1994-1995-ILLUMINATI-WORLD-Factory-SEALED/dp/B00ELLM71E/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?keywords=illuminati+card+game+1995+complete+set&qid=1561172612&s=gateway&sprefix=illuminati+card+game&sr=8-7

[Anonymous No.14283283]

>released in 1995
>1995

[Anonymous No.14283317]

>released in 1995

[Anonymous No.14283332]

>1995

[Anonymous No.14283383]

>still post on site manufactured by intelligence agencies in their initiative for cultural creation and control

[Anonymous No.14283386]

>>14283317
Dafuq is this sorcery

[Anonymous No.14283405]

>>14282661
This

[Anonymous No.14283415]

>>14282633
>implying cyberpunk isn't maximum comfy

It's The Fifth Element, not Blade Runner.

[Anonymous No.14283420]

>>14282633
The United states is the weirdest country in the world.

[Anonymous No.14283440]

>>14283420
Profit isn't a sin in the United States. At least, not yet.

[Anonymous No.14283453]

>>14283420
Yeah, I wonder which (((specific religious group))) could be behind this

[Anonymous No.14283460]

>>14282661
fp most accurate p

[Anonymous No.14283467]

>>14282661
We're close to the Best Timeline, but we're not quite there. There's like 0.00025 degrees of deviation from the best timeline since the wall hasn't been built yet and Pokemon SwSh is such a monkey's paw.

[Anonymous No.14283477]

>>14282633
id really like to just go back to normal

[Anonymous No.14283501]

>>14283440
It's not just about making money, it's also other things like not using the metric system or not having a national healthcare system as other developed nations have.

[Anonymous No.14283511]

>>14283420
this makes perfect sense, because ((America)) is ((wealthy)).

[Anonymous No.14283544]

>>14283501
National Healthcare costs too much and literally nobody sane wants the Federal Government to have a mandate to """improve""" the health of citizens.

[Anonymous No.14283554]

>>14283467
>trump supporter
>still cares about pokemon
checks out

[Anonymous No.14283568]

CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWN
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

[Anonymous No.14283618]

>>14282693
No that's just /pol/.